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Yes it’s time
When the plot to kidnap a governor is made by self-professed anarchists, and the President won’t thank the FBI because they’re likely to have instigated it, and he wishes the best for his neighbours in the name of his faith even if he disagrees with them, and he condemns terrorists, anarchists and other commies day and night, wishing that people would see the on-the-ground truth about who supports him... it’s time for people to learn the truth of the matter and stop being so blind to the world around them willingly.
Maybe he wouldn’t be dead if he just complied and stopped running his mouth
“Maybe someone who only spread kindness, compassion, and his own beliefs without forcing them onto others wouldn’t have been killed in a grandstanding fashion if he just gave up on his own convictions, submitted to people who were intolerant of anyone other than their own kind, and stopped talking to others in order to educate and help them without expectation of reciprocity” I’m not religious in any way, but what kinda doublethink bullshit you gotta be on to think that silencing dissidents who go against your glorious state peacefully and with only love in their heart is a good thing?
That’s so incredibly racist, intolerant, classist, xenophobic and selfish...
Dems need to hear this in the worst way!
One, leave the nation you live in or petition to change it’s laws if you don’t like it, and two, yeah, make a song and dance in the hopes people will listen cus the dems sure as shit ain’t got policy to stand on, nor leaders competent enough to remember what timezone they’re in, let alone lead a country...
I’m angry
And now he’s back at his job of being President, after a brief stint with what can only be described as a flu.
Either you say that he faked having it, in which case covid testing isn’t reliable and the virus isn’t very contagious, or he did have it, and it’s no worse than a cold and lockdowns shouldn’t have happened...
It’s in the goofy genes
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“Yes! It’s us! The Good Boys!”
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Got the good spot 🥰
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The family dog usually shows the most enthusiasm in every event
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“Sandra the orangutan started to clean her enclosure and wash her hands after observing her caretakers do the same thing”
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Bilbo was declared dead while he was away in the Hobbit (and had to do a bunch of paperwork to get declared alive again) but there’s no indication he was formally declared dead after leaving the Shire, even though most people assumed he had died.
Therefore I posit: having a missing person declared dead in the Shire requires the consent of their next of kin. Whoever Bilbo’s next of kin was at the time of the Hobbit (possibly Otho? I’m not sure) had him declared dead at the first opportunity but Frodo refused to ever do it.
Frodo had anxious hobbit bureaucrats knocking on his door every couple of years like ‘Mr Baggins… blease… it’s been 10 years… he was eleventy-one… can we fill out his death certificate yet’ and Frodo was like ‘absolutely not’.
Early on he genuinely couldn’t bring himself too but after a while it was more that he enjoyed irritating the local magistrate’s office than anything else.
I raise you: the hobbitish bureaucracy has no means to re-declare someone dead. They had no precedent to declare someone who was once-dead dead again. They would need the Thain, the Mayor, and the Master of Buckland to agree to changing the statute, and since the Thain and the Master are too amused by the whole henclucking that they haven’t gotten round to it just yet.
I’m upping the stakes with: last time Bilbo was declared dead when he was, in fact, not dead, they removed the law stating that you can have someone declared dead without a body, so when Bilbo left (happily aware of this legal loophole and snickering) he could never become legally dead again.
I am loving the implication here that Bilbo can literally never die in the eyes of the law. He’d love that.
a hobbit parent telling their kids the story of Mad Baggins and being like “thanks to a loophole in hobbit law he’s technically still alive today”
a hobbit child misinterprets this and lies awake at night worrying that Mad Baggins is still out there and will appear in their room without warning
Alternatively: the laws for declaring somebody dead if they’re missing for long enough are still in place, but the magistrates are just refusing to enforce them in this particular case.
After all, last time they declared Bilbo Baggins dead— which involved filling out all the paperwork necessary to declare somebody dead without a body— he had the rudeness to show up again, forcing them to do a lot more paperwork, and this time with an indignant Bilbo having a go at them while they did it.
As a result, the magistrates have decided that they’re not going to declare Bilbo Baggins dead a second time unless they have a body, a coroners report explaining the cause of death, and a three day wake to make sure that he doesn’t get up and walk away again.
Centuries later, hobbit parents tell their children that Mad Baggins is forever gone from the shire— at least until the day when somebody is stupid enough to declare him legally dead, at which point legend states that he will immediately come marching back, demanding an explanation.