inconsistent side-blogging

fuck it, biblically accurate pfp

[dragonpyre]

Could you pls draw selkie jason with the all blades?? Love ur art btw♥️

He watched a lot of One Piece as a kid

[dragonpyre]

Get scooped, idiot

Commission info / ko-fi

[ratsoupee]

Truly the most perculiar of phenomenons in the dc universe…

Bonus:

A wild anime girl sighted

(Inspiration under the cut)

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[ratsoupee]

Slowly creeping back into DC to finish off my dragon tamer au fic, so Im bringing this back

[decapod-appreciator]

if u take requests might I suggest. Seal Cass… 👀

thinking about selkie!cass… raised by humans to utilize her strength and speed for military purposes, only just excaped into the open ocean… she doesn’t have as many scars in her human form because she’s spent so little time as a human… she doesn’t know how to be a person and she doesn’t know how to be a seal and she certainly doesn’t know how to be both

[snepital]

My fave made up friend group

[incorrect-favourites]

sokka, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

zuko: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

sokka: I absolutely fucking do not.

[elllapamoved]

Happy pride

[lujinarchive]

Katara and Sokka

[asterair]

countdown trio!!

[ciricearts]

whoops he fell asleep

[dcxdpdabbles]

Iris: Barry! Barry wake up!

Barry: hm-Wha?

Iris: Someone is in our house!

Barry: Is it Wally?

Iris: No, he's still on that space mission.

Barry: Okay. Stay here. I'll go check it out. *Picks up bat* If you hear me shout Code 16 use our home invasion plan delta.

Iris: Okay.

Barry walking through the dark house until he sees a light in the kitchen: AH-HA!

Danny eating out of the open fridge: Hmm-whaa!?

Barry: Wait a minute, you're just a kid. What are you doing?

Danny: I'm sorry! I was hungry! I didn't know anyone was home, but I swear I didn't mean any harm!

Barry: I see. How long has it been since you last had food?

Danny: I don't know.

Barry: Really?

Danny sniffing: I'll leave, I'm sorry. Please don't call the cops.

Barry putting the bat down: Leaving before my one am meal? You can't! Stay, I could use the company.

Danny: ....one am meal?

Barry: Yeah, I can whip us up some pizzas. *turning to yell* IRIS, IT'S ALL GOOD. GO BACK TO BED. I'M GOING TO EAT

Iris: OKAY! ENJOY!

Danny: Um?

Barry: I have pepperoni, sausage or plain cheese. Which do you prefer?

Danny: Wait. Are you really going to make me pizza?

Barry: Well, it's frozen pizza. It takes about 15 minutes in my toaster oven, but trust me, it's the best brand. My nephew swears by it. My name is Barry, by the way, what's yours?

Danny: I...Ugh I'm Danny.

Barry: Nice to meet you Danny. You want to crash here after we eat?

Danny: What?

Barry: Spend the night here. A nap after eating always feels best.

Danny: ....what?

A few hours later Barry slipping back into bed: Iris.

Iris: Hmm?

Barry: I've adopted a son. His name is Danny. He's fifteen, meta, and running from his parents. Sweet thing. He took over the guest room, so now when we have guests stay over, they have to sleep on the pull-out couch.

Iris half alseep: Sounds good. Does he have your eyes?

Barry: Yeah surprisingly he does. I tucked him into bed.

Iris: That's nice.

Danny two walls away dressed in Wally' pjs, with a full stomch and freshly showered: How...how did he convince me to be adopted in only one hour???? Is he a witch?????

[mirrimblackfox]

Some time in the future JL has been razzing Batman about his adoption problem, and a Green Lantern (Hal probably) notices that Barry never joins in on it. At first people just dismiss it as Barry just being nice, but he is perfectly willing to joke about other things so it eventually becomes noticeable. Green Lantern eventually asks (harasses) him about it and Barry: sighs shaking his head "I do try to avoid being a hypocrite whenever possible." GL: "I mean yeah, you took care of Wally, and have adopted Bart, but adopting abused and time displaced relatives is just not the same thing as old Spooky is doing." Batman chuffs softly but doesn't make a statement . Batman knows Barry's family make up because he helps fund the Justice League and subsidizes the hero's household budgets as needed. Barry: Rolls his eyes "Yeah I have Wally and Bart, I also have Danny, Jazz, Dani, Dan, and occasionally Sam and Tucker who I didn't actually adopt but come with the Danny package." GL: "Danny, Dani, and Dan? Why do I feel like there is a story there?" Barry: "Probably because there is." *several seconds of uncomfortable silence with GL just stairing at Barry. "Fine." *Barry throws up his hands.* "Danny was sneaking into houses, he though were empty, to eat food after his parents attacked him and chased him out of his home town when they found out he was a meta. Even though the lab accident where he got his powers was their own damn fault! Like the crackpot mad scientists they are." Barry muttered the last darkly before in true Flash fashion lightening up. "Jazz is Danny's older sister, who was also impacted by their parents "work" if not as severely, and followed Danny after laying a false trail thoughout the lower 48 states and Mexico." The JL shares some looks around at that, that is some extensive false trail laying for being kicked out for being a meta. Barry: Dani, that is Dani with an "i", is an imperfect clone of Danny made by his super villain Godfather when Danny refused to be his evil minion, she eventually also turned against him and was taken in by Danny." Wonderwoman nodded: "So of course you took her in, I would expect nothing less of you Flash." Barry: *blushed* "Well, she actually happen about six months before I found Danny riffling though my fridge like a particularly tall and dexterous raccoon. He had spent around a year and change after his lab accident as a small town vigilantly before his parents found out about his meta status and forced him to go on the run." GL: "And Dan?" he asked with some trepidation. Barry: "Reformed evil alternate Danny, from a future timeline that can never now happen, that has had his spirit put into an other wise empty Danny clone." GL: *Faintly* "So he had the full superhero *experience* before you even met him then?" Barry: *Nodding* "Yeah, pretty much."

[oceanqueen02]

So I read both Muffinlance's "Salvage" and the time travel version, where Salvage!Hakoda time-travels to before Kya dies and adopts baby Zuko, and it got me thinking of a reverse version. Imagine a Zuko and Azula from an au where they were adopted by Hakoda, somehow getting sent back in time into the bodies of their child selves from either just before or just after Lu Ten died but before Azulon orders Ozai to kill Zuko and they both decide screw it they aren't waiting around for whatever happens next and they certainly aren't gonna suffer through several more years of ozai's sorry excuse for parenting when they have a perfectly good dad and siblings waiting for them and so they quickly pack their bags and book it to the south pole just in time to save Kya from the southern raiders at which point they proceed to pull a reverse adoption on a very confused hakoda and kya. They also, of course, get a jump start on that whole ending the 100-year war thing by freeing aang from the iceberg and gathering up the gaang several years ahead of schedule

[muffinlance]

"That," Azula says, and they both pretend she is doing so with the dignity her carriage coveys, not the adorableness that is her seven-year-old voice, "is exactly the sort of short-sighted plan I would expect from a doddering geriatric like you."

Zuko allows this insult to pass with decades of experience. As his body is currently nine, he does this with a certain inherent smugness.

"...Regardless," his little Actual Baby of a sister continues, from her chubby baby face, "you go south and secure our new familial alliance.

"I," she says, lightning sparking from her little fingertips, "will stay here, and discontinue our previous paternal contract."

"...You're just trying to secure the throne for yourself."

"YES I'm trying to secure the throne, you already had a turn, do NOT make me involve mother in this."

As she stamps her tiny foot, Zuko reflects that, perhaps, time traveling into ones' significantly younger bodies may be having some... developmental consequences.

He also reflects that they have a mother. Then he throws back his head, and yells.

"MOM! AZULA IS TRYING TO TAKE MY THRONE! I HAD IT FIRST!"

[animerose96]

[robs-your-robins]

"Why does Superman have to be so built? Why is he so large?" "Why does he have to be so huge and imposing? Doesn't that look intimidating?" Um, bitch he's just cuddly and he needs big tits to protect his gentle heart?

[salad-of-potatoes]

[notagiraffe]

AU in which after his banishment, Zuko loudly and dramatically declares that he will have nothing to do with the fire nation or firebending. This works pretty well until Aang shows up and they keep running into each other, but Zuko wants no part of it. Aang receives a vision of Zuko being his firebending master and tries to make Zuko teach him. Zuko runs away.

Or

AU in which the Avatar must capture Prince Zuko

[notagiraffe]

I love when Zuko joins team avatar and Katara doesn't trust him so he's like

"How do I make friends with Katara? What do girls like anyways? *thinks about his sister and his girlfriend and their other friend* Vengeance! Girls love Vengeance!'"

[miffyshooter]

i luv maiko and jetko so much bc look at them ☝🏼 being hateful and gloomy together

[hamabee]

The Moon and Her Ocean