Le Pamplemousse

Ash California*Bipolar*F.Scott Fitzgerald

[dspressed]

I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

[un-father]

For my birthday I accept:

Bitching capes

Swords

Moaning

Cake

Love notes written in blood

A chalice filled with blood

A soul

Full plate armor

[yourlocalsadistdaddy-deactivate]

A fuckin Hungarian behemoth sword

[anunsociablebear]

"I can fix her." i can worship her like a goddess as she is. i can drown in her sorrows and accept all of her pain. i can give her the devotion she deserves and make her my religion.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[deviika]

Vincent Van Gogh // Clarice Lispector

[mudwerks]

Mexican Anti-Nazi Propaganda made during WWII

[peskyfirefly]

iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am? does anyone hear me.

[n-ehpamoi]

T o u c h .  What’s it like?  It’s been so long now, feels so long now,  since you, 

or anyone else,  had held me, gently,  or touched me softly –  kept me warm, both  skin to skin,   and heart to heart. Tell me, please,  what’s it like to feel loved? It’s been so long now.  Much,  much too long now –  and it’s not that I can’t remember, but, the memories are getting hard to reach, and I’m afraid to trust the feeling for which I’m aching. Someone please remind me that love is not some made up feeling –  that perhaps one day I won’t have to be so cold – That I’ll no longer have to feel this world alone.

V. Rue, 2025

[depsidase]

[pirateshavefeelingstoo]

I’m ready for inappropriate cuddles please and thank you

[cosmonautroger]

capybara

[kookygobbledygook]

[catchymemes]

[nudityandnerdery]

[daaaaanver]

[sadmates]

You care about me?

Prove it.

[hosseinis]

the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

[xanaxfarts]

[sadmates]

My ultimate goal is to catch sunsets in different parts of the world with the love of my life.

[only-cat-memes]