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[iswearitsnotmee]

[disney]

♫ Everybody’s pickin’ up on that feline beat. ♫

[gemmacorrell]

[radtracks]

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rasputin // boney m

ra-ra-rasputin russia’s greatest love machine and so they shot him til he was dead

[camilamcrrone]

I am the hot girl at this bar.

[watch-your-kidz]

[pissyandpregnant-deactivated201]

Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional. What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.

[deactivatedsamayres1992-blog]

one of the most accurate posts I’ve ever read. 

[ilostmymindinthisfuckingworld]

[12twentyseven91]

40*

[nowheretaylor]

[12twentyseven91]

me: -cooking something-

me: -reads directions on box-

me: ok -throws the box in the trash-

me: ...... -picks the box out of the trash-

[winedrunklovers]

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

[vicforprez]

[tierdropp]

[yogabuckyeah]

[valleypunx]

[12twentyseven91]

Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*

Me: *putting on makeup*

Guy: You know nice guys don't like when girls wear so much makeup.

Me: *without looking up* Nice guys like you?

Guy: Well, yea.

Me: Have you ever considered that's why we wear it?

Girl behind me: *spits out coffee laughing*

Guy: Um.

Me: *deadpan look* Nice girls like me don't give a fuck what you like.

[homesteadseattle]