Athletic boyfriends who honestly do everything together. They go on morning runs together, go to crossfit, love hiking, swim laps across the lake, everything. As soon as they have kids, they’re strapping them across their chests and doing pull ups and running four miles and doing everything that makes all the soccer moms honk their van horns.
They give each other haircuts but, when Jason’s cutting Percy’s hair, it always takes too long because Jason likes running his hands through Percy’s hair.
Jason reads to Percy because the son of Poseidon has a hard time reading and when he does, he always does different voices for different characters because he’s a dork.
Jason gives Percy piggyback rides whenever he’s too lazy to walk (which is 80% of the time)
Singing to Taylor Swift at two in the morning in the kitchen in just their boxers while making blue brownies.
Jason brings Percy to the aquarium all the time because Percy’s really cute when he just stares at fish.
Percy does the same with Jason and the Space Center because his boyfriend is an astronomy nerd.
They love holding hands and neither one ever cares if the hand is sweaty because they’re nervous because TBH, both are always nervous, giggly, and giddy around each other.
Hugs from Percy are the best because they were warm and comfortable and he just kinda holds Jason.
When they dance in the middle of the night, Jason just kisses Percy’s forehead and then Percy blushes and accidentally steps on Jason’s foot but, that’s okay.
When Jason doesn’t hold Percy’s hand, Percy gives the cutest pout and Jason just rolls his eyes and grabs Percy’s hand
They could talk about nothing for hours
When Jason leaves to help out in New Rome, Percy wears Jason’s shirts around the house and makes brownies and watches all of Jason’s favourite movies.
The boys hike up and have a campfire at the top and Percy brings his ukulele and plays and he and Jason both sing to the cutesy songs and giggle and then make out under the stars.
Jason buys Percy roses literally all the time because he loves his boyfriend and is a doRKKKK
Percy literally LOVES whales so, for Valentine’s day, Jason brings him to sea world but, that fails because the entire time, Percy’s screaming from the bleachers, ‘SAVE THE ORCAS’.
They resolve for buying a Shamu plushie in the gift shop and going home.
Percy is the biggest musical theatre nerd so, when Kinky Boots is on Broadway, Jason takes Percy to see it for his birthday
Percy also loves Panic! At The Disco and Brendon Urie so, double win.
The nerds own every Marvel and DC movie and have their bedroom full of posters of Spiderman, Wonder Woman, and the Avengers.
Back scratches hgndjksjfkds
For Percy’s first tattoo, he puts up the tough act but, when they get there, Jason’s holding his hand the entire time and whispering to him how good he’s doing and how it’s almost over.
When they get home from the parlor, they cuddle on the couch and Jason kisses the tattoo.
Percy hates coffee and when Jason learns this, he stops drinking it because he knows that Percy doesn’t like tasting it when they kiss.
The amount of times that Jason has smacked Percy on the butt with a whisk, spatula, etc.
Stargazing boyfriends, omg.
Percy falls asleep everywhere so, Jason is always giving him piggy back rides. That’s the other 20% of Percy’s’ transportation is Jason.
Percy loves Jason’s dimples and always kisses them when Jason’s sad so that he smiles and shows them more.
Percy’s obsession with chunky peanut butter has become a problem and so, when Jason goes shopping, he doesn’t even buy peanut butter because otherwise Percy will complain that it’s smooth.
Jason buys all the groceries but Percy decorated the apartment and it looks really nice.
