To Burn The Witch Is To Admit Magic Exists.

21 || Jorden Aubrie || Go Away

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[hell-of-a-copter]

I really need some help right now.

[shameshack]

[dkc2]

i would call the police then papa john himself

[vulva-lacking-losers]

-and that’s it

[prideprejudce]

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

[prideprejudce]

i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

[eatsleepfangirling]

It’s quite interesting how James Charles been a shitty person since the beginning and WOC been telling you forever, and even gay men don’t fuck with him. And yet it takes a white woman saying he preys on STRAIGHT MEN for him to be like, actually “cancelled” lmao

[cranbebbies]

Arya: *walks into Jon’s room wearing the Night King’s face*

Arya: Are we—stop screaming it’s just me—are we out of dragon glass

[fuks]

[softwaring]

old people on facebook posts should be in the moma

[angelbaby997]

oh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,my god

[chrismaggio]

[squidwurd]

all around me are familiar faces

worn out places

worn out faces

[toosmallortootall]

Me, seeing y’all blogging about that little knife girl in the Game of Thrones stabbing the ice necromancer:

[8-bitfiction]

[usuallynotusual]

melisandre’s death was the most extra like…she could’ve just disappeared one day but no. slowly walking towards the rising sun while taking off her beautiful facade…revealing her true Old Hag self…disintegrating away into the eternal darkness….that’s exactly how I want to go

[wave-erly]

bran waiting in the woods for his meeting with ice daddy while everyone else dies

[healingaceso]

Surprise, bitch.

[jaimcthrones]

me: i have no fears

someone: bronn is somewhere out there on his way to kill lannister brothers

me: i have one fear

[kallypsowrites]

Melisandre: Stannis will defeat the Long Night! Melisandre: No Jon Snow! Melisandre: Or Daenerys! Melisandre: PERHAPS BOTH??? Melisandre, after bumping into Arya mid fight: Oh. Blue eyes. She’ll shut blue eyes. Son of a BITCH, I HATE prophesies, dammit. Imma die right after this, fuck.