jackie

ind ofmd sideblog to izhands.

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ind, private + selective , 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚎 & 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 ,  ofmd , headcanon expanded, exploring themes such as : the corruption of power , the cruelty of men , the restrictions of freedom , lost humanity , to become a usurper, the power of the open sea , the vast , death .  cursed by jayne bird  ( 22 , she/they , cst )

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anyway, i’m here to say ivan is selectively mute.

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sunday things ( ivan. ) 

bisexual.

he likes pinning his partners and looming over them, ivan is a big guy and he’s been working on ships for a long time so he’s strong as hell and maybe likes showing that off a little bit. 

he likes being able to touch and probably isn’t someone who likes having their hands tied for long periods of time, he gets a bit overwhelmed if he can’t move / touch. he gets all squirmy and worked up quite a bit faster when he’s the one restrained.

he’s not quiet, but he tends to muffle himself so he doesn’t get too loud. he gets embarrassed about how loud he gets otherwise. 

ivan likes hand holding. he tends to be a bit sensitive after but still likes to show affection so until he’s ready for a proper cuddle, he will hold his partner’s hand until he’s good to cuddle.

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                                                    “ you shouldn’t be on your feet so long. ‘s bad for healing.”   fang says softly into izzy’s good ear, as if blackbeard might hear. he’s nervous, has been a bit off since edward . . . he’s not sure what to call what’s happening to the captain, but he’s afraid things will be like this for good. even before bonnet he didn’t have this fear. he hopes maybe stede will come back and fix this, somehow. that he might be able to like he did before.

                                                    “ ‘m sure captain would understand, at least for a day. ”   he protests carefully, it’s a losing battle, and he’s never been one for arguing with izzy, that was more ivan’s thing, sticking up for them when izzy was on the prowl, like he knew something fang didn’t. but izzy’s risking infection just being on the deck with an injury and after the situation with lucius’ finger, fang isn’t sure he wants to deal with that again. especially not with iz.   

@krakept​    cont .

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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH EDIT MEME ☠ characters (¼) → Ivan “It’s a shame we couldn’t murder them. Even a little murder would’ve been nice!”

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                                                    knuckles rap gently against the hidden door, three soft taps in a rhythm no one else would recognize. a week ago he hadn’t known these little passage ways existed, but now . . . a lot of things are different now.   fang turns his back to the door, trying not to look too out of place incase someone else were to pass him, even this late it’s not unusual for ivan or izzy to be making rounds, so he uses his frame to block the door to the passageway from sight as well as the little blanket hiding what rations he’d managed to smuggle from the kitchen, as well as the boy’s sketchbook, and hopes lucius is quick to answer.    his heart thunders in his chest, there’s no excitement in it, the same adrenaline fueled fear he’d felt when he pulled the scribe back onto the deck.

                                                    “ ‘s not much, but no one will notice ‘s gone. ”    he offers softly when the door opens, not meeting lucius’ eye. the scribe isn’t the only thing he’s hiding, fang just hopes as clever as dear lucius is, that he may be too distracted with current events to take notice.    @piratress  -    ❤️

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sunday things ( jackie. ) 

bisexual / biromantic.

jackie is 6′4″ she’s gonna tower over her partners for fun. she’s gonna crowd them against walls and grin down at them and gently turn their heads so they are looking up at her so she can kiss them.

she’s a tease !! she’s such a tease !! getting her partners riled up is her favorite part of sex.

she’ll switch for women, but like . . . . she’s a dom. 

she loves praising her partners just as much as she loves teasing them. she likes telling them how good they are doing, and taunting them that they have to wait just a little bit longer. 

hope her partners are okay with lipstick stains because it’s unavoidable.

this woman has and will peg her husbands.

give ! her ! neck kisses ! 

she loves making her partner’s feel safe, she loves having them let themselves go, and letting them enjoy themselves.

jackie will make her partners stay to cuddle.

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sunday things.   ( fang )

demisexual / homoromantic.

he likes kissing, a lot. it’s the intimacy, the closeness. he likes to pull his partners into his lap, or crowd them and touch and touch and touch. 

switch / service top. he wants to make his partners feel good, that’s what he’s here for.

he likes having his partners ride him. he doesn’t want to hurt them ( without express permission ) and he’s always a little self conscious about squishing them, and really there is just something he likes about his partners taking their pleasure. 

tell him he’s pretty : ) complement him i beg of you he deserves it. 

aftercare king. 

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Izzy, Ivan and Fang in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH ☠

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ivan really was out here with what looked like an axe. you know what ? good for him.

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everyone sending ‘💋’ in my inbox gets a kiss from my muse.

if you can’t see the symbol send ‘kiss mark emoji’.

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like this for a starter ( specify muse > : / ) 

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im in love with them, shut up.

[vaememes]

𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙  𝖜𝖊  𝖉𝖔  𝖎𝖓  𝖙𝖍𝖊  𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖘  𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖘.

these are taken from the show with the same title, may have triggering mentions, please read and reblog with caution, feel free to adjust any that you deem necessary.

tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die.

this is not a joke!

they would call me the relentless because i would never relent.

being a vampire’s familiar is like being a best friend.

i would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.

get me some glitter.

i want to do something special for the immortal one’s arrival.

i am going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body. like twilight.

do you remember that first time we made love?

it was so passionate, i accidentally cut off your head.

all secret meetings take place in the fancy room.

you know what i’ve always wanted to try?

you’re protecting a vast empire.

we’ve been very careful not to stand out.

am i a morning person? that would be an enthusiastic yes.

we all know that sounds cool.

from panera bread you came, and to panera bread you shall return.

what is “arise” again? control-alt-seven?

my friends have noticed mood swings, unusual cravings -

it’s become pretty clear to me that i’m becoming a vampire.

i have this urge to turn my roommate to shreds…

the smell of beef and sulphur is overwhelming.

i could smell it on him, it comes from the groin.

i could sense he was getting more and more sad recently.

vampires have huge respect for owls.

they don’t give a “hoot” where they dump their scat.

vampires love virgins. it’s their favorite food.

fuck that guy for making me think i need to act more aloof!

vampire roommates… they’re forever.

what kind of goat sorcery is this?

i’m not really sure what my deal is.

i’m not going to do this if he’s pissing on the wall.

are you leaving with us?

we were so poor we used to used donkey dong for fuel.

i can’t stand up, if you know what i mean.

what the fuck would anyone want with canada?

i would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.

we should feast on virgin blood.

you might bite someone, and then you think ‘ooh, those are some nice pants!’.

vampires don’t like nuns.

when you become a vampire, you become very…sexy.

this is what happens when you’re a vampire. you have to watch everyone die.

we’re vampires. we don’t put down towels.

at first i wanted to kill him, but now i’m glad i spent time to get to know him.

ooh! bat fight!

just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

at the start i was like 'oh no, like i'm– i’m dead’.

it’s kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff.

the movie ’twilight’. have you seen it?

what, i can’t sunbathe? i can’t watch daytime TV?

i’m over being a vampire. it’s shit, so don't…don’t believe the hype.

you have not done the dishes for five years!

it’s unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like there.

i’m so embarrassed when people come over here.

you bring them over, you kill them!

i think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

the neighbors can see you flying around the house.

do you want to draw attention to this house, hmm?

you’ve got a whole documentary group following you around.

we’re werewolves, not swear-wolves.

shut up! you’re not twilight!

you can’t go to the ball as blade. he’s a vampire hunter.

you will not eat the camera guy!

you ruined it. i was in the zone.

what are you doing tonight? are you going to kill some perverts?

wait, let’s kill them.

i go for a look which i call dead but delicious.

get away from the sunlight!

why don’t you go smell your own crotches, huh?

more police will come. possibly even christains, which is totally the last thing we need.

we drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs.

we drank – – we’ve done some drug blood.

you are supposed to support me when i want to kill someone!

someday they will all be dead.

how many more women have you slept with that just have long, dark hair?

this is horse piss. we are vampires.

you are a lying piece of old cabbage!

i mean, how old are you, nine – ninety?

do you have long left, do you think?

but a ghost? that’s where we draw the line.

maybe i should just bring a broom down here for you.

you have a very, very special power.

dracula’s in the house!

i’m sorry, vampires are real but ghosts are not?

i just want to make sure we’re on the same page.

witches are near.

the witches have been toying with our rugs again.

please get some witch-proof carpet tape and tape that rug down!

i am a little disappointed i didn’t get to be a american citizen.

i was really looking forward to buying a gun.

oh, you don’t need to be a citizen to get a gun. they’ll give those to anyone.

get up and stand on this ceiling like a man.

it’s quite amazing to see how far technology can go forward if you’re not paying attention.

i have been very unhappy since you left.

i just want to know what i can do to bring you back home.

it’s very difficult for me to say, so just let me get this out.

i smell death on you.

oh, that, that’s just my body spray. it’s axe.

you heard what he said. he knows we’re vampires.

we are just talking a nice shit together.

is there something you haven’t been telling us?

don’t care what the fuck your name is.

this was probably the way he wanted to go.

you know, when you care about someone and they just walk out the door.

that’s the tenth vampire i killed this month!

i can’t tell him i’m a vampire killer because then he’d have to kill me.

can you dust more quietly please? i’m trying to sleep.

all we need to do is send that to ten friends or foes by sunrise and the curse will be lifted.

where are we going to get the email addresses, the email address shop?

i’m guessing that’ll be closed this time of night.

i was just checking my emails, i didn’t know it would be full of curses!

i swear i am going to rip that man into shreds and make a dress out of it.

i’ve been watching a lot of shark tank lately.

there’s no such thing as vampire killers, you knob lord.

yes, i suppose i am a little bit stressed.

all i need is myself. i’m my own best friend now.

it’s like their souls are dead or something.

who doesn’t want to be a vampire?

you haven’t had an original idea since 1925.

come over here and put your neck in my mouth.

you have to get up and do it ‘cause i can’t get up.

what is this feeling i am feeling?

grief. i don’t care for it.

would you mind staying with me for a few moments, just until i fall asleep?

i don’t wish to be murdered in my slumber.

that’s very frowned upon in the vampire community.

i want you to know that you are my friend.

okay, you’re getting into some of your personal issues now.

i found out that my own familiar was killing vampires.

we should finish each other off and tell no one?

why is there all this dust on the floor in the shape of a body?

were you trying to make a girlfriend out of dust?

i will kill you! i will absolutely kill you!

the issue here is that i’m an invader and i was invading.

if you’re going to eat a victim on my nice, clean couch put down some newspaper!

well, that didn’t go so great. i hit the main artery, so yeah, it’s a real mess.

don’t look, my sweet darling, it’s too dangerous.

vampires have had a pretty bad rep.

we’re not these mopey old creatures who live in castles- well some.

they’re like one big circle just biting each other’s dicks.

you know they don’t even wear shirts, they were blouses.

well, what’s your power?

i am an excellent crawler.

we will never forget that battle.

well, are you gonna be alright without me?

that is worse than a bible- that burns my eyes.

we are the bait but we’re also the trap.

i’m not a total monster.

i became a vampire at sixteen. that is why i always look sixteen.

i have received a message from a slouching beast in the night!

do you think i might have rabies now?

a church. makes me nervous to say the word.

i’m going to check my hotmail.

password? what is my password?

it’s a glitter portrait. it’s a portrait made from glitter.

look, its you! i made you a vampire.

i think he’s going to make me a vampire.

this is always really scary part for me.

so it’s 6pm in the night time… which is when i wake up. 

i don’t want to know about that. stop gloating.

what are you doing with your hand? how dare you!

do you have any proof of this wild accusation?

while you were out running your errand, we were in very serious danger.

we could have been killed tonight, did you know that?

this is my office, also known as the hunting ground.

energy vampires drain people’s energy just by talking to them.

i don’t know about you, old chap, but i have raging hard on.

my darling, every time dough boy turns up, you start crying.

i decided to bite her and we’re going to be together forever.

we just thought ‘to hell with it’ you know?

well, don’t appear as a mist on the lawn then, you prick.

you can’t be fighting with werewolves on the lawn.

you’re still angry about that vampire that tried to eat you, aren’t you?

you promised you would turn me into a vampire.

it has been so long, you look the same.

it’s like they’re vampires or something.

to be honest, i don’t really care about being a vampire.

when i turn into a bat, there’s no real skill to it at all, i just shout ‘bat!’

your screaming disturbed me from my slumber.

you wouldn’t like it if a spider came to your house and dusted, would you?

save your confession until after i am dead.

why the hell would you be here for me?

there’s a fucking ghost on the front lawn!

i’ll do this just to show you how dumb you are.

i was being a vapor and i got sucked into an air purifier.

five spits for an enemy, lilith.

i haven’t slept in seventy - two hours.

now we are ready to go into town and party.

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1x09, “Act of Grace”

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i keep forgetting fang hisses at people —