Freestyle 45

kale • 21 • she/her britpop, always sunny, the occasional third thing

[fi1mstar]

shiv talking about greg like he’s the other woman

[ravens-a-whore2]

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

[shmibs]

my mii on a date with Reese! (Ignore Tyler catastrophe)

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[toneburst]

Lush 

[minamotoz]

there are very few things im as confident in as my belief that i could convince genuinely anyone that cory and shawn from boy meets world were gay and in love with each other. and i dont mean using the out and out "stop it, youre boys" 90s typical homophobic gay jokes as proof or whatever, like just telling people about how the episode where cory and topanga get married, which i would argue is the closest thing to a climax to the show, is not about cory and topanga at all but rather about how both cory and shawn are terrified of the fact that cory getting married to a woman will ruin their friendship because topanga will have to be his best friend instead (something that doesnt even matter because he consistently after the fact puts them on an equal level of importance in his life, if not flat out placing shawn higher) could probably convince people i think. or in the leadup to the wedding where cory has several dreams where he murders shawn because hes afraid that marrying topanga will essentially kill their friendship (an episode shawns actor says is about 'repressed homosexual urges') or the quote from corys literal child asking shawn if when he looks at her it 'reminds him of what he cant have', shawn significantly distancing himself from cory and topanga after they had children (he skipped town immediately after riley was born), shawn allegedly buying cory a ring that topanga wont let him wear, fucking "shes gone and youre here and im alive" and "two roads diverge in the woods and i choose the one that leads back to your house". people get heated if you interpret the shawn/cory dynamic as inherently romantic because they percieve it as seeing two men be touchy and intimate and calling them gay but i dont give a fuck that they call each other pet names or touch and hug each other or even say that they love each other because there are certain story beats and episodes that play out like genuine queer drama and im tired of people acting like its insane to take the pairing seriously rather than just making lame gay jokes about it as most people do. with how popular and long lasting as the show is i think its insane that the shawn/cory shipping community is so small when it feels so in your face

[chrliekclly]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

he's joking but it's really scary how as soon as graham is out of sight the music hall piano starts calling to him like the green goblin mask

[rhysiscool]

damon looking in the mirror after graham gave him a crazy hickey like "oh my god who let this happen how will i ever explain this" bro YOU let this happen tf 😭😭😭😭

[rhysiscool]

the concept of graham giving damon a hickey to piss of justine

[sheree-says-stuff]

[atleasttheyvegotstars]

there’s no way someone hasn’t done this before

[willabnormal]

why did they give him a meme button

[rhysiscool]

the big red button of bullshit

[fi1mstar]

happy birthday to this strange old man i post about or whatever

[britflop]

graham coxon the type to get abducted by aliens

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[pglang]

Pharrell for GQ ‘Men Of The Year’ issue (2024)