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"Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world."

“Sleep like a baby” should be replaced by “Sleep like a teenager”. Which is probably what i should do right now.

If i owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why i dont own a taser.

If OJ Simpson never allegedly murdered his wife in the 90’s, we most likely wouldn’t have the Kardashians today.

Oil is created from the remains of death. We’ve pumped death out of the ground, powered our society by it, and with the subsequent climate change, that death is slowly killing the society/environment.

#RIGHT

It takes 9 syllables to say ‘www’, but just 3 to say 'world wide web’.

Don’t you hate how the people closest to you hurt you the most

#LetItGo

Tangled was surprisingly underrated compared to Frozen. Kind of like at the superbowl Colplay was just lingering in the background whilst Beyonce & Bruno were killing it

#youcanwatchfromyourwindow

People aren’t getting dumber - tech is allowing their stupidity to be heard

Maybe Adele is in the charts so often because middle-aged women don’t know how to torrent

All words are made up, yet somehow we understand them

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, and 8 hours for recreation is a perfect example of an idea that sounded better than it turned out to be

#youcanwatchfromyourwindow

Telling depressed people just be happy is like telling people with alzheimer that they just need to stop forgetting.

The 3 c’s in “child care centre” are all pronounced differently

#Alpahbetically

Rock, paper, scissors are all ways to greet or say goodbye. Fist bump, handshake and peace sign.

#NotAGame

Every time a room is repainted it gets a little smaller

If a TV Show is cancelled, it should be mandatory for a final episode to be made that provides viewers with closure.

#Nickelodeon

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