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Short and a bit rushed as it was, I loved the Good Omens finale because they made my dream come true 🌈

That is, they erased Spain from the map 😃

I mean, what?

No, actually, I meant Crowley and Aziraphale are married and they got their cottage as we always wanted 😌✨

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The Good Omens fandom, every Wednesday:

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ASDFGHJKL F*CKING FINALLY!! 🔥😈

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As much as I'd like to see what's inside the bookshop, my bet is that next week we'll have a teaser or the poster for the finale... Or both 👀

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We got a proper pic from the Finale 👀

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All the fandom today, probably:

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Never a door caused so much to talk about 👀

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Me reading that spin off of a book that was supposed to be funny:

I hate LOVE this author.

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In my imagination, in Good Omens season 3, Jesuschrist comes down to Earth for Armagedon-This-Time-Is-The-Good-Non-Failing-One because he needs to preside the whole thing.

But he's like...

Are you kidding me? Last time I was here, more than 2000 years ago, technology wasn't so advanced, food was questionable and don't even get me started with the overall sanitary conditions. And you want me to help destroy all this? Lol No.

And so Jesuschrist would purchase a hippie caravan and go travel the world, helping random people and forgetting all about the riots between Heaven and Hell.

So the season would be about Aziraphale and Crowley playing find Wall... I mean, Jesus, for their own (pretty similar, actually) reasons 😃🌈

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Here casually wondering if this would be a good time to create a Good Omens 3 bingo chart, see all the ways I get it wrong ✨

(Spoiler: I'm hella bad at this)

Also... Hello! I'm here again!

I'm that person who's away three years then only comes back to speak alone for three weeks while their favorite series gets (or is gonna be) released 😆

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Wake up babes a new Newsreader S3 sneak peek just dropped! (With sound bites from Anna and Sam, as well as Michelle Lim Davidson and Stephen Peacocke!)

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I haven´t seen yet Natsume´s new episode (will do in a few hours) because I refuse to think this is the end :´)

This year I´ve been so absent in this activity called watching anime... I think I tried with the new season of Kuroshitsuji (a story I was quite hooked with some 5 years ago) but couldn´t complete it. It felt too cringy and wrong, though I couldn´t put my finger on why (yes I can, I´m growing old).

The last anime I was able to watch fully, was the second season of Vinland Saga (love that anime and manga) and you can tell it´s been a while since that released.

Natsume Yuujinchou will be the second anime I manage to watch completely since then, and I couldn´t be happier. This is one of my favorite animes since I discovered it many years ago.

And I do hope we get more seasons or movies in the future.

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I strieve to one day be a person as chilled as Nishimura 😌

You notice your friend randomly visits you late at night? That's cool, let's just ask him of he wants company and not wonder too much into it.

Now it becomes a habit these late visits and the guy in question somehow-sort-of levitates to get to your second floor window? That's normal, probably he just got good at sports and does parkour now in his spare time.

Has he been letting you keep a doll's finger and every night asks to see it, but never takes it and wants to make these visits your secret? That's perfect as well, probably you're just becoming best friends.

Be careful, Tanuma. One wrong step and you might lose Natsume ✨

I fucking love Nishimura and this whole anime, if it wasn't obvious 😊

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Okay, let's say it's not queerbaiting and thus, for the sake of the argument, pretend we didn't see any promotion that leaned towards that end. Not in the press and neither in the show.

Let's forget about that for a sec. Because I've been reading some posts complaining about the people who complaints about not making Nandermo properly canon and I was left wondering... Do you guys really think that was the only problem of the show? Do you truly believe if they had made Nandermo canon in a very straightforward way (saying they're lovers, kissing or whatever, no mistake there) the season would have been good?

Because I seriously doubt it.

I complain about queerbaiting in this show, but I also do think there are other problems as well.

For example, the way they treat Guillermo all through the seasons has always rubbed me the wrong way.

On the first couple of seasons it was okay: He was the servant in a house full of vampires, it's a fun dynamic, with everyone belittling him for being human. But... There was no improvement on the next few seasons.

He had cool arcs, like the vampire slayer thing and also when he briefly became a vampire himself... yet it was always brushed off so he could keep being the silly human who doesn't stand a chance.

And it's okay. Don't make him a vampire, don't make him a hunter. Don't let him out of the house if you don't want to (no, seriously, why didn't he leave?). But why it has been 6 seasons and Guillermo is still there as someone the vampires can mistreat as they please?

Has anyone learned anything or changed at any point in this series?

People are saying the point was to maintain the status quo. And I tell you what, that is just lazy writing (trust me, I'm a writer myself, I know a thing or two about this).

You don't change anything (or revert things to its original point) merely because you don't know how to continue the story and, since it's a comedy, it might look fun to just troll the audience this way.

Problem is that if you never deliver, if you don't give a proper ending for each character, what was even the point of creating a series?

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I wish I could say I was disappointed on how they ended What we do in the Shadows, but it wouldn´t be true.

I saw a bad ending coming long ago and didn´t expect much for the finale.

Yes, I do think it´s queerbaiting what they did.

No, I don´t think this season (overall) was good.

The only episode I enjoyed was the third one, when they introduced the vampire hypnosis. After that (and even before) it was dull af. As a matter of fact, I even skipped like 3 episodes and just watched the finale.

I feel the writers didn´t know what to write anymore and just went in with any random shit they thought might be fun (guess what, it wasn´t that funny). There wasn´t a consistent storyline to follow, no nothing.

The finale felt like a bad joke, some kind of, why are you even watching this if we got nothing to offer and we´ve been telling you?

I got a lot of complaints, thinking back (not for just this season). But, the main thing, is that I felt there was no character development (in general, no one gets saved from this). And if sometime, along all these 6 seasons something different happened, it was quickly forgotten or reverted to be back at square one.

Anyway.

Another show to my bin of "I don´t think I´ll be rewatching this".

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It was queerbait, actually (A repository)

(It's almost three am but I am fuming, I've been collecting these for a while, my evidence, I WILL write a detailed post about this in a few days but I wanted to leave this here in case anyone else wanted to see how fucking deep this goes)

HYPOTESIS: Nandermo is textbook queerbaiting, not in spite the characters being queer but BECAUSE of it. The ship was used deliberately by the writers, the actors and the marketing in order to bring lgbt viewership to the show with NO intention on ever delivering on their promise.

Also the show presented itself as queer, marketed itself as queer and went to win GLAAD awards two years in a row then proceded to have no m/m or f/f couples for SIX seasons. Their queer rep were just jokes.

WHAT'S QUEERBAITING:

(I hate that I have to use wikipedia and dictionary.com but the actual articles about it are behind paywalls and I am poor)

Okay on to WWDITS

Let's talk marketing:

These are from season 3, 4, 5 and 6

Season five:

The show is over, it had six seasons, where were my m/m or f/f couples? Because I sure as hell didn't see one apart from the one episode with Freddie, that's it, that's all we got. Apart from that it was just jokes.

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But that's not about nandermo, you say, it's just about queerness, then what about this: FUCKING HEAVY HANDED NANDERMO MARKETING FOR YEARS:

OR THIS:

How about what the show's socials were posting, this is from season 3 or 4

Now let's see what the writers were saying (this is before season 5):

The infamous that's his boss moment came from this:

But before that we had:

This is Harvey in 2022:

Here's Harvey today:

And here's Kayvan in 2022

Here's Kayvan last year:

And today:

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I knew this was going to be gay. But I didn´t expect it to be THAT gay.