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All of my accounts on anything are basically the same as a 11 year old boy's I'm sorry. He/him/his please thank

[sculpturesix]

[gingahhh]

WHO IS SHE

[beachnbagels]

WH A T

[1kiska2kiska-blog]

Bitch da'faq you doing unfollowing I'm still alive

[dragondicks]

I went to smell my bra this morning to see if it was gross and for some reason the instructions got fucked up on the way from my brain and I ended up putting it to my ear and just listening to it for a second. Idk how my brain thought that would help, like if I could hear the ocean it’s time to put on a clean bra

[markv5]

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[1kiska2kiska-blog]

Surrendered

[itsagifnotagif]

THE CREATOR OF VINE JUST TWEETED THIS AND AJGHVDJKHBFDSJ

[pure]

Me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours

[wet-monsoon]

my friend and i were watching veggietales and there’s this scene where all of the veggies are tied up and one of them is like “this looks like a job for someone with hands” and then they all look sadly at each other for a soli d 15 seconds and i lost it

[wet-monsoon]

i wasnt joking

[inori-shadow]

So I did a picture of clockwork from Danny phantom, he and ember are my favourite ghosts and probably characters too XD

[caturday]

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@theprettiestoflights

[pancakeke]

Kitties who eat too fast get ＴＨＥ  ＰＵＮＩＳＨＭＥＮＴ  ＢＯＷＬ

[pancakeke]

Tags: wow this seems cruel

Sometimes cats eat so fast they puke bruh. It’s not healthy. There are a ton of people reblogging this actually happy that there’s a solution for this.

[hiboudeluxe]

my cat does this. and honestly this might solve his problems… i.e. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, CAT.

[the-last-teabender]

I’m not gonna lie, I think I need one of these for me.

[calleo]

Dishes like this also help with dogs who eat too fast; it significantly lowers their chances of choking or bloat.

[angimcart]

You know, these looks all silly but… they are perfect! Is your cat annoyed? Is your cat depressed? Does your cat eat too fast and suffocated itself? Does your cat eat too much? Is your cat castrated? Do your cats fight over food?

These are all perfect for that! Your cats like to hunt and have fun with their food so it’s better to give them some “difficulties” and way to use their brains: this is why a lot of these are called “intelligent toys”, because they stimulate play and hunt.

“I don’t have money for that!” DON’T WORRY! You can create your own intelligent toy with whatever you have at home!

This is better for cats than dogs, mostly because dogs try to destroy the toy first so I won’t suggest you to use toiler paper rolls or plastic bottles!

“My cat is too old for this stuff, it would stop eating!” YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE! Is your cat too old to play, buy a lot of little bowls and instead of putting its food in a single one, split the food around the house. The cat will go around, searching for its food in a easy way and having a little hunt/play that will surely make its day a little more fun!

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

A+ examples of cat food enrichment!

[lovingconcept]

Not to be nsfw but like can I just hold hands with someone

[writing-prompt-s]

In case you were wondering... bury bodies in forests full of mushrooms. The body will fertilize the soil, increasing the amount of mushrooms over the body, but if there are already lots of mushrooms, no one will notice. Also, wear gloves, too big or small shoes by as many sizes as possible, and change your tires to different tracks after completing the murder. Good luck. Don't forget to use that lye trick someone else told you about.

Thanks for the tips!

[writing-prompt-s]

You adopt a stray dog and name him Spot. You only realize your error when Hades comes and asks you to return Cerberus

[nobodyjustheadwastaken]

Your only thought in that moment is to tell Hades that he can come and see him for a couple of hours every saturday as he left poor Spot (yes, that’s his name now) alone in this world. You actually tell him that, expecting him to burst into flames and taking Spot with him, burning you alive in the way. He just nods and asks you if he can come on sundays too if he brings Cerb… (what? Oh, ok, sorry) Spot some food. You think about it and shake his hand and now you have the greek god of the underworld hanging out at your place every weekend.

[nobodyjustheadwastaken]

I see what you did there, @writing-prompt-s 

[neoperks]

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone is HONGRY

[sesamestreet]

Friendship Week continues! Reblog this and Elmo will point to your name, so you can tell the world that Elmo loves you!

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

this is the only good corporate tumblr post ever. i love you too elmo.

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

People aren’t the only ones with vivid imaginations

[ajtheslayer]

THAT DOG HAS SOME OPINIONS ON HER OWNERS’ HINGES!!! xD

[momoeyamaguchi-deactivated20180]

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