MARVEL

Main:@mickeymouse-house this is my Marvel side blog!

[1marvel-stan]

Wanda: I created a whole world where everyone does what I want.

Regina: That’s cute.

[missfrenchygirl]

Fandom Loki: super powerful (often implied more powerful than Odin himself) and clever. Can literally do anything with his magic. Elegant and deadly. Ignores Thor, doesn’t actually care about Asgard or ruling anything really. Is a melodrama queen.

Canon MCU Loki: super clumsy, gets his ass handled by literally everyone. Can only handle NPCs. Knows like 3 magic tricks. Is outsmarted by Thor. Probably has the lowest death toll of marvel’s major villains. Craves Thor’s attention and only wants Asgard to love him (also: eat grapes). Is a sassy drama queen.

[rock-of-ages-past]

Canon MCU Loki: incredibly intelligent, fights well when driven, but highly insecure to the point it affects his abilities. He survives so well because his ability is in tricks and machinations. Becoming a shadow. Yet his pride + desire to be in power/loved/adored makes him pause and fail. He is magically powerful, but his insecure mind always determines his outcome.

[mentallydatingahotcelebrity]

Thank gods someone fixed it

[stellophia]

Lemme just 

Canon MCU Loki: incredibly intelligent, is repeatedly hinted to have a vast and varied skillset we are only shown glimpses of. Canonically more powerful than Odin, considering the fact that he did defeat Odin off-screen in T:TDW. Is shown in Thor 1 to generally be a pacifist who tries to avoid unnecessary destruction, a fact that is clearly reflected in his actions in Avengers 1 on meta-analysis. Has suffered centuries of abuse and manipulation that drives him to crave Thor’s attention, despite that behavior being extremely unhealthy. Often the character most pivotal to the plot despite being continually nerfed on-screen to showcase the “heroes” in a better light. A victim of screenwriting so terrible, problematic, and downright cruel most of us would rather not acknowledge that as canon.

[worstloki]

Much better

[willow-of-stars]

I feel like I’m beating a dead horse here but:

Canon MCU Loki: Never once shown to be clumsy? Didn’t get his ass handed to him on Jotunheim, during the fight in the SHIELD laboratory where the Tesseract is kept, during his fight with Captain America, during his fight with Iron Man, during his fight with the Dark Elves, during his fight with the undead zombie on the Bifrost? Fights he did lose were against Thor, against the Hulk, against Valkyrie, and maybe against Thanos (no onscreen scene of that fight), and frankly, a good deal of MCU characters would get their ass handed to them in a fight against Thor, Hulk, and Thanos as well. Can only handle NPC? Uh, see what I just said. And while if I list the amount of magic he has done in canon, (illusions, traveling through realms without Bifrost, using the Bifrost, illusions, shapeshifting, mind magic, conjuring objects/putting things in a pocket dimension, etc.) it does come to above 3, but it does seem woefully little compared to what he’s supposed to be able to do according to the wiki, so I might let this one slide. Sure he was outsmarted by Thor like, twice, (the handcuffs in TDW and the obedience disk in Thor3) but I think if we’re counting this, Loki might have outsmarted Thor a few more times than the other way around and on a larger scale than putting handcuffs on someone. Is not really a vilain, so lowest death toll isn’t a sign of weakness. Not sure how “Ignores Thor, doesn’t actually care about Asgard or ruling anything really” and “Craves Thor’s attention and only wants Asgard to love him” are mutually exclusive. In fact, all four are probably true in canon. He doesn’t care about ruling, as stated in Thor 1. He does probably tries not to care about Asgard and tries to ignore Thor because he experienced hatred from both so is trying to break himself off, but that’s not an easy thing to do, so at the same time, he does crave attention from Thor and love from Asgard because it is natural and human to crave attention and love, and this conflicts with his desire to cut himself off because his experience tells him that craving love and attention from Thor and Asgad has always led to derision in the past. And this conflict is what makes him a complex character. Again, I’m not quite how eating grapes is a sign of weakness or goes against the so called Fandom Loki. Also, you can probably be a sassy, melodramatic, drama queen all at the same time, though it seems a bit weird to call Loki a drama queen when canon gave really good reasons for why he acted the way he did, with clear instances of disdainful actions directed toward him by Thor and other Asgardians, clear instances where he has an identity crisis over being lied to his whole life, heavily implied torture and confirmed mind influence, etc.   

[worstloki]

This just keeps getting better

[itsgonnabesoon-deactivated20210]

Allow me to just

Because this is a perfect example of fanon bias

[Considering pre-existing condition that Loki Fandom = anti-t:ragnarok Loki fans part + pro-t:ragnarok Loki fans part]

[Considering original post, established that term “fandom” in it is then more accurately replaced with “fanon”]

[Now switch the definitions of the original post, taking into account that the “fanon” one only applies to the pro-t: ragnarok fans part of the Fandom]

To summarize: here’s a demonstration how a character gets so warped by fanon plus a single parody/failed-reboot film that the actual canon plus years of it and hard work get mistaken for fanon.

Here’s a lil visual aid:

[worstloki]

perfect :)

[1marvel-stan]

I love how someone will come at Loki with some barely articulated hate and every single Loki fan (how we are mighty!) will just be like “...actually hunny, let me tell you why you’re wrong”.

This fandom is amazing!

[odnson]

[roxys-version]

#”damn fucking right i did”

[not-safe-for-earth]

[worstloki]

“if I died with honor why didn’t you try to retrieve my body so i could have an honorable funeral”

[1marvel-stan]

Thor: “What?”

Loki: “What!?”

[archivedblogposts]

You killed thousands of people and destroyed Manhattan, Loki.

[lokiperfection]

Adding these tags from Lokithesnarkworld:

#yeah…#kind of like thor#thor attacked jotunheim#and slaughtered frost giants over an insult#as I recall#he was banished to a nice midgardian town for three days#found a girlfriend#and returned to asgard a celebrated hero#I don’t remember any chains#or rigged trial#or much fuss of any kind#funny how that worked#also#there was more fuss over loki returning to asgard a criminal#than there was over loki falling off the bifrost#and presumably dying#it doesn’t matter odin if loki’s broken and suicidal#and most likely dead#but as soon as loki steps out of line#there’s a fuss#loki#odin#thor 2

[elly-hiddlesherloki]

[sigynhealerofasgard]

And as for Loki killing “Thousands of people”, let me just point out:

Canon doesn’t agree with you on that one.

[worstloki]

its not even 74 deaths, its 74 casualties

[cryptidstatusbreached]

He’s even worse at being a villain than being dead

[worstloki]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[1marvel-stan]

Also wanted to point out:

Loki wasn’t being a villain simply for the sake of being a villain??

(Sure he probably got some satisfaction from being the slippery little trickster he is, and from getting to fluant his ability to cause mahem.)

It’s not that he was being a bad villain, it’s that he was kind of being an undercover hero.

(Or at least anti-hero?)

It has finny been announced as cannon that Loki is one of the original Avengers because he’s the one who got them together.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, he knew he needed a force, a team, powerful enough to stand up against Thanos when the time came. (I don’t understand his reasons for choosing earth as the planet to get this team from, maybe because he was fascinated with humans or because Thor favored it? I don’t know.)

So as soon as Thanos assigned him to go to earth, he was thinking “now’s my chance!” So he put on the biggest show of villainy he could (which, as we have seen, wasn’t that great😂 (in terms of actually being a villain, I mean))

Now he probably wasn’t aiming for any one specific group of heroes, he was probably just scouting out the first group of people crazy enough and strong enough to stand up against him.

And as soon as he walks the rough the portal, he meets Clint, immediatley zeros in on him as a candidate, and when he gets into his head he probably found what he was looking for: a project to band together a group of remarkable people, The Avengers Initiative.

Bingo!

Now he has his target group, all that’s left to do is cause enough trouble to get them to work together and stay that way.

(I also headcannon that when he was destroying Manhattan that he purposefully knocked every letter except the “A” off of the Stark tower sign in an effort to hunt at what they should re-name it)

And the fact that really makes this all incredible? He did all this while being mind controlled by Thanos. His mind was powerful enough to make a whole sub-plan and carry it without anyone noticing. Oof the headache he must have had.

Sorry, this got long. My point is, Loki was smart and knew what he was doing when he came to earth and cause just enough trouble to get a band of worthy heroes to team up in prepration for Thanos in the future, thanks!

Tldr; Loki isn’t really a villain at all, just a really chaotic good undercover hero, I do not take criticism, good day!

[sparkybooklover]

does anyone else laugh when they think about the fact that peter parker is shredded??? like the spider didn’t just give him powers, it gave him abs??? why???

[1marvel-stan]

So he could have the super strength needed to obliterate his enamies and then the super hot bod to obliterate their confidence.

[m0rbs]

I’ve decided Loki always has his constellation markings regardless of what form he is in no I don’t take criticism

[poormeowmeowcollector]

WAIT, LOKI HAS CONSTELLATION MARKINGS?!

[maisietheweltoncow]

Wait WHAT

[worstloki]

he does in this canon-conforming AU

[1marvel-stan]

Was nobody going to tell me this????

[1marvel-stan]

You know what I like about being a fanfic author? The anonymity. Am I a girl? Am I a boy? Am I a platapus with a laptop? You will never know for sure.

[worstloki]

I love how the MCU absolutely neglected any and all possible abilities Loki has which means he could do absolutely anything including return from the dead without any explanation and everyone would be like ‘cool. yep. that’s loki for you. of course he can do that.’

[1marvel-stan]

Leaving gold in the tags again I see? 😂 @worstloki

[pookatron]

Hey you! Yes you, you common internet browser! I’m going to be accepting writing prompts! ( I want to work on my writing skills; something I haven’t done since 2015 when I was writing warrior cat fanfics-)

Things I will write:

BNHA

Marvel

Black Butler

Hetalia ( depending on ship/characters)

Miraculous

Yuri!! On ice (no A/B/O or Omegaverse)

Danganronpa

If there is a specific fandom you want me to write for, send me an ask and I’ll tell you if I’m comfortable with writing for that fandom. Some fandoms I’ve been previously in, but forgotten to list, so don’t be afraid to ask about a fandom I haven’t listed.

I might also do some mild nsfw- nothing explicit

Things I won’t write:

ABDL/ DDLG

OMEGAVERSE

PEDOPHELIA (I’m looking at you, St*rkers )

OMORASHI

RAPE/NON-CON

EXPLICIT NSFW

Basically anything I’m not comfortable with

Please just send me a prompt through my asks! I’ll let you know when I’ve gotten the prompt done, and I’ll post a link to it.

(Hopefully I’ll have my account by tomorrow morning so I can post a link to it)

( please reblog hh-)

[1marvel-stan]

@naugheii just so more people can see this!

[najikasun]

Best characters:

(Feel free to add more)

•Pure of heart, dumb of ass

•Asshole who is always sort of an asshole but has soft spots for certain people, things, or places

•Gentle Giants who are afraid of their own power and are very careful and awkward and cute

•Biggest bad villain intent on wreaking all crazy havoc on everybody because they’re just. Bored. and being evil is fun

•Chaotic neutrals who don’t know what side they’re on, ever

•Robots who learn to feel and love and learn

[me-and-my-gaster]

I’ll add: •  that one grumpy type that tells everybody they are always alone but somehow they adopt half of the characters and they’re their children now.

[xxtc-96xx]

Redeemed bad guy trying to learn how to not be bad and has to be taught by all the good guys, hilarity ensues

[true-king-of-monsters]

Those 2 sidekicks to the villain that are bumbling but endearing af.

The Villain Duo that acts like a married couple needing counseling

The one series villain everyone goes gay for. If you seen Xiaolin Showdown, you know EXACTLY WHO!

Chaotic Stupid Robot Sidekicks

[the-messenger-hawk]

the dorky, clumsy friend who’s actually a talented genius

the villain who is absolutely evil but is also an absolute dumbass

the Big Brother character; doesn’t matter whether he’s related to anyone or not, he’s their brother now and is gonna look after them

the Chessmaster Strategist Who Wants A Challenge

[1marvel-stan]

• the crackhead that comes up with the craziest plans that actually sometimes work

• the sweetheart everyone totally underestimated until you hurt someone/thing they love

• the totally done Mom Friend.

[1marvel-stan]

Because truth.

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

TOP DEFINITION

Tom Hiddleston

Some sort of long forgotten mythical creature that has come to life to destroy us all.

Legend says he charms his victims with his smile and sweet personality so they don’t know he is actually putting a spell on them that will turn them into Hiddlestoners who will then do nothing but look at pictures of him and flail. He also appears to have the power to control women’s reproductive organs, either destroying them completely or sending them into baby-making overdrive. The only plausible reason for any of this is that he does what he wants.

Identifying a Tom Hiddleston:

-Power Stance-ing all over the damn place

-He will probably be wearing an entirely leather outfit.

-If he is sitting, his knees will be about 4 miles apart from each other

-You will hear the call of the ‘ehehehe’

-Constant lip licking

If you spot a Tom Hiddleston just stay calm, offer him some sort of pudding and back away slowly. Then run like you’re in a horror movie. He’ll probably catch you anyways(long legs are all the better to catch you with) but at least you tried. Girl 1: *sitting in front of a computer staring at a picture of Tom Hiddleston*

Girl 2: Hey… you okay? *pokes girl 1 in the arm*

Girl 3: It’s no use. She watched Thor for the first time last night. She’s been like this since the first scene with Loki in it.

Girl 2: How could you let her watch that! You know what it does to people.

Girl 3: I tried to stop her! She wouldn’t listen to me!

Girl 2: Another friend lost to the Tom Hiddleston.

Girl 3: It was bound to happen eventually.

Girl 2: Oh no… we have to get out of here. I think shes starting up Wallander. *tugs on Girl 3’s arm*

Girl 3: Magnus… Maaaaaaagnuuuuusss…

Girl 2: NO!! GODDAMMIT NOOOO! #hiddles #hiddlestoner #life ruiner #actor #tom

They nailed it!

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Updating because why not?

[1marvel-stan]

MY HUSBAND😍😍😍

[ramonameisel]

New ask game for writers

1. Favorite place to write. 2. Favorite part of writing. 3. Least favorite part of writing. 4. Do you have writing habits or rituals? 5. Books or authors that influenced your style the most. 6. Favorite character you ever created. 7. Favorite author. 8. Favorite trope to write. 9. Least favorite trope to write. 10. Pick a writer to co-write a book with and tell us what you’d write about. 11. Describe your writing process from scratch to finish. 12. How do you deal with self-doubts? 13. How do you deal with writers block? 14. What’s the most research you ever put into a book? 15. Where does your inspiration come from? 16. Where do you take your motivation from? 17. On avarage, how much writing do you get done in a day? 18. What’s your revision or rewriting process like? 19. First line of a WIP you’re working on. 20. Post a snippet of a WIP you’re working on. 21. Post the last sentence you wrote in one of your WIP’s. 22. How many drafts do you need until you’re satisfied and a project is ultimately done for you? 23. Single or multi POV, and why? 24. Poetry or prose, and why? 25. Linear or non-linear, and why? 26. Standalone or series, and why? 27. Do you share rough drafts or do you wait until it’s all polished? 28. And who do you share them with? 29. Who do you write for? 30. Favorite line you’ve ever written. 31. Hardest character to write. 32. Easiest character to write. 33. Do you listen to music when you’re writing? 34. Handwritten notes or typed notes? 35. Tell some backstory details about one of your characters in your story ________. 36. A spoiler for story _________. 37. Most inspirational quote you’ve ever read or heard that’s still important to you. 38. Have you shared your outline of your story ________ with someone? If so, what did they think of it? 39. Do you base your characters of real people or not? If so, tell us about one. 40. Original Fiction or Fanfiction, and why? 41. How many stories do you work on at one time? 42. How do you figure out your characters looks, personality, etc. 43. Are you an avid reader? 44. Best piece of feedback you’ve ever gotten. 45. Worst piece of feedback you’ve ever gotten. 46. What would your story _______ look like as a tv show or movie? 47. Do you start with characters or plot when working on a new story? 48. Favorite genre to write in. 49. What do you find the hardest to write in a story, the beginning, the middle or the end? 50. Weirdest story idea you’ve ever had. 51. Describe the aesthetic of your story _______ in 5 sentences or words. 52. How did writing change you? 53. What does writing mean to you? 54. Any writing advice you want to share?

[1marvel-stan]

My ask box is open and I’m bored! Send away!

[1marvel-stan]

So-

In light of recent events, I made a thing:

[jennwray-blog]

these are actually really intriguing. shoot me some.

[mlnyconch26]

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

7: Do you want to be single?

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?

9: How late did you stay up last night?

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?

11: Last three things you had to drink?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

20: What would you name your future daughter?

21: Do you miss anyone?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

26: Who did you last see in person?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: What is the last thing you said out lot?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: Are you wearing socks?

33: What do people call you?

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: Who did you last share a bed with?

37: Did you do something bad today?

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

39: Do you get stressed out easily?

40: Will you sing today?

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?

44: What are you listening to right now?

45: What is wrong with you right now?

46: What is on your wrists right now?

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wea

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

50: Are you a good artist?

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

53: Ever been on a golf cart?

54: Do you have trust issues?

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?

57: Do you use chap stick?

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?

59: Do you have a little sister?

60: Have you ever been to New York?

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

63: What were you doing at midnight last night?

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

69: Will next Friday be a good one?

[i-live-for-queen]

Send me your fave number from 1 to 69 and I’ll answer no matter what question is :)

[beatle-queengirl]

Ask and I’ll answer ^^

[you-guys--are-losers]

I’m down to do some of these while I’m out! 💞 And when I get home, I got some writing to dooo

[1marvel-stan]

Ask and I’ll answer!!

These are super interesting.

[1marvel-stan]

FFH SPOILERS

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Ok I just realized this- but that whole motif throughout FFH where everyone keeps saying that happy is working for Spider-Man? That’s basically them confirming that he is the next Tony Stark. Even the note that went along with EDITH confirmed it saying “to the next Tony Stark” and Happy has worked for Tony and now that the legacy is passed down to Peter, they subtly found ways of telling us that it was in fact passed down to him by having everyone make a joke of Happy working for him.

Just- yea I have a lot if feelings about this one.

[lightns881]

I feel personally attacked.

[1marvel-stan]

Oh, I...o-oh. Ok. Yeah that checks out