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Things are more tolerable when you realize no one is worth impressing and every1 is caught up in their own fragmented feeble senses of selves

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BmdoKm1gKc7

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your horses are very majestic

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Guinea pigs being given strips of carrot than dramatically running off in slo mo…is a good aesthetique.

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Staying Productive

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More disturbing than it should be

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“40 is good, 50 is great, 60 is fab, and 70 is fucking awesome!” ~ Helen Mirren 💪🏻

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missed some greats!

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I can’t believe Julie Andrews is not on this list guys.

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“It’s fucking outrageous. It’s ridiculous. And ’twas ever thus. We all watched James Bond as he got more and more geriatric, and his girlfriends got younger and younger. It’s so annoying.” - Helen Mirren on the bullshit that is (sexist) ageism (source) Whenever you need a positive role model to help you remember that aging is NATURAL, aging is BEAUTIFUL, there is NOTHING WRONG with aging, and if you’re LUCKY will you live long enough to experience it – look long and hard at every single one of these these Queens. LOOK. AT. THEM.

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Go ladies!

yesiamsleepy

Might I add

Rekha

Hema Malini

Shabana Azmi

Asha Parekh

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Rita Moreno

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So many gorgeous gals on this post in a rainbow of beautiful colors!

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Quit It You Two

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She Deserves Some Recognition

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Harass my daughter on Minecraft? You can't hide from me.

So, my daughter, who was about 8 at the time, was REALLY into Minecraft (as most kids are these days). Also desperately wanting to join the Youtube/Let’s Play culture, I had installed some screen recording software that would let her make videos of the games she was playing so she could later upload them to Youtube.

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criiller

I’m always a slut for deep conversations and exploring our feelings at 1am

pakistaniheaux

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

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Me: *dangling my dick off the bed*

Demon: *grabs it*

Me: what are we

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Blue Soda Water?

warning: long story.

Working as a bouncer in a quiet gaming room tonight whilst struggling with my fifth day of being off cigarettes so I’m pretty edgy. A young hipster chick comes up to the bar and asks me;

’what goes with a Liquorice liqueur?’

I’m a Single Malt Scotch man, so I’m not too sure. I reply with,

‘Not sure, when in doubt try soda water I suppose.’

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