. . 5 year old me pulls up on a big wheel:
"Get in loser! We're going demon hunting!"
And I'm like dude. . . There's not room for me on that thing. Like even if you get off it's too small for me.
Five year old me just smiles. Without saying a word, he gets off the big wheel, stands there for a second, and disappears into thin air.
I can't ride the big wheel so I take it with me. I carry it up a mountain until I come to a waterfall, which for some reason is the Waterfall of Wishing from A Link to the Past.
I see myself from overhead. The world is now 16 bit.
I know how to do this part. I enter the Waterfall of Wishing. Everything is just like the game. If you've never played it, there's a small pond behind the waterfall where you throw an item in and a fairy gives you back an upgraded version of the item. It looks like this:
So anyways, I throw the big wheel into the pond and what do I get back? A 1993 Toyota Carolla.
I enter the chariot. . .








