i dont fuck 10 year olds

im pretty sexy but im also proton what the fuck is ilasgoc

[1tonofproton]

[1tonofproton]

i was like "why is my dash dead" but then i remembered i am the only ilasgoc here. time to set proton to rest again

[1tonofproton]

imarcherok

[1tonofproton]

where the fuck am i

[1tonofproton]

morty supports me indirectly more than my parents ever did

[1tonofproton]

*KICKS A TABLE OVER* I’M HERE TO RUIN SHIT

[mortychrist]

shit, proton. i had a glass of orange juice on that table. look what you’ve done to my nice white carpeting.

[1tonofproton]

fuck your nice, white carpeting. you know what your carpet gets from me? nothing...

[1tonofproton]

what the fuck do you mean young creativity. the only kind of young i am is yung. you know, like yung money? it's a rapper thing, you probably wouldn't understand

[1tonofproton]

lavana is long gone so now is a good time to say goddamn. goddamn, goddamn, goddamn

[1tonofproton]

*KICKS A TABLE OVER* I’M HERE TO RUIN SHIT

[mortychrist]

shit, proton. i had a glass of orange juice on that table. look what you’ve done to my nice white carpeting. 

[1tonofproton]

fuck your nice, white carpeting. you know what your carpet gets from me? nothing but knife. maybe a bit of touching. your carpet is really soft but it's got to go

[1tonofproton]

*KICKS A TABLE OVER* I'M HERE TO RUIN SHIT

[1tonofproton]

it was nice to see a lot of you around though i hope it can be like this again sometime

[1tonofproton]

lava cakes left so i might as well too

[notflat-blog]

Fun way to get rid of exs!

-poison

[1tonofproton]

notflat said: no you get a knife in ur throat

sounds fun

[mommaketchum-deactivated2015082]

[1tonofproton]

notflat said: im pretty sure you beat alberto to how much you piss me off and you arent even an ex

do i get a trophy 

[ppdgon-deactivated20150513]

[1tonofproton]

[1tonofproton]

notflat said: FUCK U LEAVE ME GIRLFRIEND OUT OF THIS

im free on friday if you really want to. your girlfriend is invited too