tom cruise’s uggs in eyes wide shut

amanda | 30 | nonbinary

[marisatomay]

the curtains are just blue TO YOU. i get it though

[marisatomay]

Chuds calling for a boycott of the Odyssey over “woke casting” and “no real Greeks” has to be the most “people in real life: hey how’s it going” online outrage machine discourse in a minute like what are you talking about

[marisatomay]

Digger thoughts?

Yeah I’ll be there I love a swing for the fences

[senatortedcruz]

Fandom shit is just straight up not fun when everyone interprets everything in the worst possible faith and acts deliberately obtuse for the sole purpose of getting mad online

[armandology]

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[loveridden1999]

sports is not real. they just declared it

[loveridden1999]

they just killed every player in the world. we are free

[danhumphrey]

as a human my ideal way to die would be something quick and painless in a national park at a very old age. as a bug my ideal way to die would be being accidentally crushed by a little girl playing outside and cried over and buried with a leaf headstone

[marisatomay]

Just saw a post insisting that we are NOT having “a Tom Cruise summer.” As if every summer isn’t a Tom Cruise summer. My ass is fat. I’m so sweaty all the time. My jeans are tight. I’m doing homoeroticism with my buds. The sinister air of capitalism and the dying American dream makes me want to end it all.

[marisatomay]

Just saw David Beckham wearing a Stetson at the World Cup and it reminded me that the state of Texas doesn’t want you to know that Stetsons are from the country of Philadelphia

[thegenderal]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[comikbook]

lets make bad art together

[comikbook]

[comikbook]

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

[marisatomay]

aruba jamaica ooo I wanna take you to bermuda bahama come on pretty mama key largo montego baby why don't we go

[marisatomay]

Do. Hmm. Did you think they were saying “Poconos” instead of “Kokomo.” Which is the name of the song. Kokomo. By the Beach Boys. From the 1988 movie “Cocktail.”

[pmamtraveller]

lunar corona, colorful rings around the moon.