awesome, jewish, smart, gorgeous, amazing.

i'm morty. i'm pretty gay but i have a girlfriend. i like ghosts. my mom smells really nice but i feel creepy admitting that. i like old game shows. don't call me mort.

[mortychrist]

when your boy puts league of legends before you...

[mortychrist]

zinniafucker69 replied to your post:  can’t even remember the last tim...

youtube.com/watch?v… check this out morty

this is not what i wanted to see but i can't say i'm disappointed. 

[mortychrist]

remember: you can be whoever you want to be. don't let anyone tell you you can't be someone or something in your life. your own life has no impact on theirs. keep on focusing on your own happiness because you are just as important as everyone else. 

[mortychrist]

 can't even remember the last time i saw someone on a skateboard eat shit. 

[mortychrist]

happy hanukah son

thank you dad. i'm celebrating by sitting in my underwear watching disney xd. so far it's been a successful holiday. 

[1tonofproton]

*KICKS A TABLE OVER* I’M HERE TO RUIN SHIT

[mortychrist]

shit, proton. i had a glass of orange juice on that table. look what you’ve done to my nice white carpeting. 

[1tonofproton]

fuck your nice, white carpeting. you know what your carpet gets from me? nothing but knife. maybe a bit of touching. your carpet is really soft but it’s got to go

[mortychrist]

the dudes from home depot did such great work on my carpet and now look at it. huge orange stain. it's like modern art, but like a 2nd grader made it. so it's kinda gross looking. i'll lie and say it looks good though because i want to be encouraging to young creativity. 

[mortychrist]

the most important thing that has happened in these past few months: i bought a gold toe ring. 

[1tonofproton]

*KICKS A TABLE OVER* I’M HERE TO RUIN SHIT

[mortychrist]

shit, proton. i had a glass of orange juice on that table. look what you've done to my nice white carpeting. 

[mortychrist]

i don't remember any of this horse crap i posted in the past good thing i am a new man with new bricks to throw through windows*.

*the bricks represent great posts and the windows represent this cesspool of a website. 

[mortychrist]

i’ll be back again some day just like frosty the snowman. 

[sinbadism]

my son

[mortychrist]

i don't lie about returning, dad. i'm a man who sticks to his word. 

[buccalleti]

the second coming of christ

[mortychrist]

he's here. 

[mortychrist]

Nice to see ya again mort

nice to be back i suppose. you know what else would be nice, though? to find the 5 socks i've lost in the dryer over the months i've been gone. 

[mortychrist]

You're gay but have a girlfriend?

it's complicated just let me be who i am and let me live my life and label myself how i want i bet i could take 7 dicks in my mouth at once and i would kill to have zac efron rim me but one of my bffs is a girl and i want to make her happy so at the moment, the dicks and rimming could wait and my friend could come first in my life. besides, i've sucked enough dicks to last 5 lifetimes. 

[mortychrist]

dear great grandfather,

i never liked your bean casserole.

love, morty. 

[ppdgon-deactivated20150513]

II LOVE MORTYCHRIST

[mortychrist]

mortychrist loves you, too. 

[targent]

nefferpitou replied to your post: what shoulld i draw

maxie

someone Save Him from Himself plea

[mortychrist]

rise and rebel.