THE TIMOTHY!!!

Ken and Jolie made me do it 😭 😭 😭

[200percent-timothy-jd]

INTRO POST

Name's Timothy. bi transmasc. Ditto Rules as Brenda's.

@ken-okamoto-official @itsmejolie @jacksonsmithforreal (THE BEST)

@exer-campbell-soup @definitelydaymiller @brenda-miller-forreal

@real-pamela-lopez, @the-official-rocking-russian-man <3, @yourstrulyelijah ( MORE COOL PPL)

ppl that work in the coffee shop I like (other than exer): @coffeeandcats4life @dylan-mylastnamehasntbeensaid @jdcharl @baileyserveslattes @ownerofcup-o-cat

The sad gay freak that thinks he's getting an acting tutor + boyfriend: @martyforreal @ricky-fr-fr

some rich weirdos (DON'T ASSUME EVERYONE HAS A BOAT): @lovemariahb @normanfuckingrockwell11

OP: @williammillerjd

Me in another universe: @canvas-timothy

[200percent-timothy-jd]

TIMOTHY you are the peakest of all peak

AYYYYYY! I already knew, but thanks dude! Have an awesome day!

[200percent-timothy-jd]

helloooo

Hiiiiiii

[200percent-timothy-jd]

why not 300 percent. go that extra mile

It’s kind of like saying 11 toes down. Despite it being possible, someone with 10 toes would have less credibility with what they’re saying.

[200percent-timothy-jd]

For those who doubt…

[200percent-timothy-jd]

How tall are you actually?

5'3", same height as Jolie but people keep on photoshopping me as short for some reason >:(

[200percent-timothy-jd]

GUYS IM NOT LYING 😭

[200percent-timothy-jd]

i like how in the comic you’re actually very empathetic towards other characters but in fandom you’re an absolute DEMON

no matter what ily

Facts. 😌😌

[sea-captain-jean]

Okay crew! Let's make a sandwich!

I'll start: Bread.

[the-pham-ily-ask-blog]

L: Period blood.

[rozenmarine-answers]

A Broom :)

[brenda-miller-forreal]

A Grocery Cart Filled with Boxes of Baking Soda!

[ultshipmedic-ctianf]

A jar full of peanut butter.

[200percent-timothy-jd]

Are we just saying random things now? If so:

A Loaded AK-47

( @itsmejolie @ken-okamoto-official help me make this yummy sandwich)

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@importantdogimages

[martyytheman]

@200percent-timothy-jd

[exer-campbell-soup]

*pokes you with two sticks*

@200percent-timothy-jd

well when life gives you sticks!

*uses sticks to make stick-ade*

hey timothy do you want some

[200percent-timothy-jd]

All of my days of committing war crimes... I think this takes the cake.

[jacksonsmithforreal]

*pokes you with two sticks*

@200percent-timothy-jd

Why would you do that?

. . .

STOP-

[200percent-timothy-jd]

Because I'm bored and I'm gonna have my ass on DEATH ROW if I do anything too devious.

So I'm stuck with doing this until April, I guess.

[jacksonsmithforreal]

I'm gonna block you on April 1st

[200percent-timothy-jd]

:(

[jacksonsmithforreal]

*pokes you with two sticks*

@200percent-timothy-jd

Why would you do that?

. . .

STOP-

[200percent-timothy-jd]

Because I'm bored and I'm gonna have my ass on DEATH ROW if I do anything too devious.

So I'm stuck with doing this until April, I guess.

[ken-okamoto-official]

*pokes you with a stick to keep sanity and for SOME type of entertainment*

@200percent-timothy-jd

OW-

*snatches the stick from you*

*hits you with it*

🖕🏼

[200percent-timothy-jd]

OW! Dang it! Now I gotta find another stick!

[sea-captain-jean]

Hello. I am Jean numbers. What is your credit card number?

[200percent-timothy-jd]

CREDIT CARD IS WILDDDD

[nightmare-jackson-smith]

*pokes you with a stick bc I'm unbelievably bored* - @200percent-timothy-jd

*grabs stick amd breaks in half*

[200percent-timothy-jd]

Oh. Now I have two sticks to poke people with :D

Thanks, demon.

*walks away with the two sticks*

[brenda-miller-forreal]

im bored but idk what to poke you with

@200percent-timothy-jd

You can try to do my makeup! Let me put on some foundation and you can start with my eye :)

[200percent-timothy-jd]

Sure, I don't see why not.

*does make up on one eye.* *he's like, really bad a makeup*

How's this?

[brenda-miller-forreal]

*She looks in the mirror. She looks like she has been punched in the eye.*

Uhh.. Not bad... but I think blush would help alleviate it. Try it!

[200percent-timothy-jd]

Okaaaaay?

*does her blush. She looks like she has been punched in the face twice.*

Pfft. Wow, I'm horrendous at this, haha!

[brenda-miller-forreal]

Hahaha! I mean, you'd make a good horror movie cosmetologist!

[200percent-timothy-jd]

Woooooow. Okay, Brenda, I see how it is.

[brenda-miller-forreal]

im bored but idk what to poke you with

@200percent-timothy-jd

You can try to do my makeup! Let me put on some foundation and you can start with my eye :)

[200percent-timothy-jd]

Sure, I don't see why not.

*does make up on one eye.* *he's like, really bad a makeup*

How's this?

[brenda-miller-forreal]

*She looks in the mirror. She looks like she has been punched in the eye.*

Uhh.. Not bad... but I think blush would help alleviate it. Try it!

[200percent-timothy-jd]

Okaaaaay?

*does her blush. She looks like she has been punched in the face twice.*

Pfft. Wow, I'm horrendous at this, haha!