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liz | queer | robot fanatic | carrd URL formerly girlwiththegreenhat i come to the tumblr. i zone out. i talk too much and hit reblog buttons. not actually a girl anymore btw i'm a girl in a La Croix kind of way. icon is my son Rotini! current-ish fandoms: knight rider (MK2000 for life, man) & ultrakill, among LOTS of other stuff mostly safe for work, occasional mature content memes will be tagged 'cw mature'. 🎨 art 🛒 etsy

[20th-centuryghost]

happy new year is this anything

[lyriumrain]

Another wonderfull secret

[shillanov]

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

[shillanov]

[blackheart-biohazards]

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

[dovesndecay]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[catbreon-draws]

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

[catbreon-draws]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

[ohfuck-abastard-deactivated2023]

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

[anxietyproblem]

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[kfrances]

it's ads

[rolex-kaard]

pixel color birds

[20th-centuryghost]

is it just me or does michael look like he is way too into getting his ass beat by a bunch of ex-military dudes

[bladeweave]

you gotta start rambling in those tags bestie how else are you going to get that blogger to follow you back and your mutuals to fall in love with you #GetYapping

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

i had a very intense nightmare when i was a young child where my nintendo gamecube had some sort of built in weather alert feature and when i tried to play melee during a tornado this screen came up along with a really loud buzzing sound and i woke up with tears coming out of my eyes

[radiqueer]

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

[aromanticduck]

Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care

[quinnception]

[herpsandbirds]

Altamira Oriole (Icterus gularis), family Icteridae, order Passeriformes, South TX, USA

photograph by Keith Turpin

[skopostheorie]

I keep like saying "before the circus" with no context because I'm imagining this image