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liz | queer | robot fanatic | carrd URL formerly girlwiththegreenhat i come to the tumblr. i zone out. i talk too much and hit reblog buttons. not actually a girl anymore btw i'm a girl in a La Croix kind of way. icon is my son Rotini! current-ish fandoms: knight rider (MK2000 for life, man) & ultrakill, among LOTS of other stuff mostly safe for work, occasional mature content memes will be tagged 'cw mature'. 🎨 art 🛒 etsy

[20th-centuryghost]

happy new year is this anything

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[rimonoroni]

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

[elamarth-calmagol]

It got funnier

[lmtyl]

This is how cats domesticated themselves

[radarthesleepdeprived]

Will I maybe regret this in the future? Probably.

Do I regret it now? Hell No!

[hiziri-pro]

Pancake Turtle.

I've posted a new illustration to my Patreon! Full size JPG, PSD and video files can be downloaded according to the amount of support. https://www.patreon.com/satoshi_matsuura

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 50*50 cm “autumn, field and pine” 2023

[puppybotz]

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

[m0ritz187]

lava bbq

[dorkery]

I lava good bbq

[prologi]

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

[oddthedreamer]

zero percent kidding that i think asgore’s crt is going to be another tenna. zero percent kidding. we are going from neglected toriel’s tenna who was unplugged for years to a tv who gets watched every single day because asgore is lonely and probably reads comics + watches tv all day. therefore i think asgore tenna has. perhaps. a bit of an ego. and cowboy flavor because asgore used to watch cowboy shows on og tenna sooooo. so. basically. and BOY OH BOY DO I HOPE OUR TENNA AND NEW TENNA MEET

oh and new tenna would not have his iconic nose :) no nose on the new guy. hashtag my predictions

[mechobj]

rahhhh

[mechobj]

Uncropped

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[hoot-alex]

Backyard Sounds from 2022

[littlehorrorshop]

Harold Lloyd and Bebe Daniels, c. late 1910s.

[emberglowfox]

depression is over it’s done it is obliterated look at this fucking shirt i found at the thrift near my house

[emberglowfox]

i need you guys to know that when i brought this home my mom was like WHAT is THAT. well i think you’re the only person on earth who would wear that, good that you found it

i show her this post every time it hits another thousand note milestone. she thinks we’re all ridiculous but no longer underestimates the Gay Desire For A Fun Shirt

[cannibalchicken]

[werewolfweed]

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[bedupolker]

I love your little mouse family so much! Sweet slices of life about parenthood, friendship, love of all kinds, womanhood, and life in the south give me all the warm fuzzies and your style and the way you paint is so so cozy it reminds me of old picture books

tysm 💖

I dont have much but can I offer you some very loosey goosey yoga poses in this trying time

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence