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liz | queer | robot fanatic | carrd URL formerly girlwiththegreenhat i come to the tumblr. i zone out. i talk too much and hit reblog buttons. not actually a girl anymore btw i'm a girl in a La Croix kind of way. icon is my son Rotini! current-ish fandoms: knight rider (MK2000 for life, man) & ultrakill, among LOTS of other stuff mostly safe for work, occasional mature content memes will be tagged 'cw mature'. 🎨 art 🛒 etsy

[20th-centuryghost]

happy new year is this anything

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[nethompson]

Pizza for Dinner

This is one of the two watercolor paintings that I worked on this week. This one features a pepperoni pizza. I titled it “Pizza for Dinner.” Food-themed paintings make me hungry.

Created with watercolor paint on 140 lb / 300g watercolor paper, size 5.5 x 8.5 inch.

Here are some of the details featured in close-up shots.

[totally-stoked]

In this cursed world of AI slop, your handmade art is a breath of fresh air. Never stop creating, N.E. Thompson

[rockstarcotta]

[bladeweave]

their eyes are BROWN they are not hazel they are not amber they are BROWN say it with me now

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[ventussolder]

Yoo who got the american woodcock on their island

[queer-as-city-folk]

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

[queer-as-city-folk]

Artists sketch

[spacemancharisma]

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[fuckheadwitha]

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck

[theycantalk]

together

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

The world is full of people who appear to have dedicated their lives to clear-cutting all the woods, shooting all the wolves, damming all the rivers, poisoning all the fish, turning the whole country into a combination concentration camp slash shopping mall, criminalizing everything fun, putting everybody and their damn grandma in jail, and just generally doing away with everything that's good about the world and everything that makes life worth living. I dunno how you could respond to all that in any way other than to dedicate your own life to opposing it.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

"What radicalized you" They dumped shit in the creek. My boy can't play in the creek because they dumped unprocessed human shit in it.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dogpuppy]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[lyricwritesthings]

I have a child that knows no fear and has no self-preservation instincts. I have spoken to poison control many times, and can confirm that they are the nicest people on the planet.

[wondersmith-and-sons]

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

[wondersmith-and-sons]

some of my fave tags on this post

god this show is truly bonkers isn’t it.

[vishnovy]

yeah, sure