that man kisses his car fr 💋

liz | queer | robot fanatic | carrd URL formerly girlwiththegreenhat i come to the tumblr. i zone out. i talk too much and hit reblog buttons. not actually a girl anymore btw i'm a girl in a La Croix kind of way. icon is my son Rotini! current-ish fandoms: knight rider (MK2000 for life, man) & ultrakill, among LOTS of other stuff mostly safe for work, occasional mature content memes will be tagged 'cw mature'. 🎨 art 🛒 etsy

[20th-centuryghost]

happy new year is this anything

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[teaboot]

it was a difficult morning for everybody

[dailycatsblog]

[achillesinhighheels]

[coffinvows]

before the vows

[pre-embrace harriet . vtm]

[myfairynuffstuff]

David Hockney (1937 - 2026) - Rain on the Studio Window. 2009. iPad drawing in colours.

[melissaxx7]

[heywriters]

as someone who has gone long stretches without electricity, let alone an internet connection

BACK UP YOUR WORK---YES, make physical copies. KEEP offline resources. KEEP your landline. CARRY CASH. DON'T get important appliances that RUN ON WIFI (like cars, refrigerators, thermostats, etc). LEARN TO READ A PAPER MAP

[heywriters]

ALWAYS FILL THE GAS TANK WHEN YOU CAN AFFORD TO. even if it's only a quarter empty, but prices just dropped a quarter, fill it up before they spike again!

[faerytale-wings]

Have some way to cook that’s not an electric stove. Grill, camping stove, whatever.

Portable charger/ power banks are one of the best things I’ve ever invested in.

[importantandunavoidable]

is the willem dafoe fish sexy

yes, he is sexy

he is kind of sexy for a fish

no, he is not sexy

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[importantandunavoidable]

is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"

yes, he is fish sexy

he is fish sexy for a human

no, he is not fish sexy

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[lets-nuke-it-from-orbit]

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

[evilwizard]

haha it’s funny you ask

[chuckdrawsthings]

we are not the same 💅

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[awesomebutunpractical]

I would like to wish people who will bad mouth someone openly in a language they presume they won't understand a very unexpected bilingual encounter.

[snippy-snappy]

no thoughts only sketchy REDs and removal of (1) item of clothing

[discount-supervillain]