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liz | queer | robot fanatic | carrd URL formerly girlwiththegreenhat i come to the tumblr. i zone out. i talk too much and hit reblog buttons. not actually a girl anymore btw i'm a girl in a La Croix kind of way. icon is my son Rotini! current-ish fandoms: knight rider (MK2000 for life, man) & ultrakill, among LOTS of other stuff mostly safe for work, occasional mature content memes will be tagged 'cw mature'. 🎨 art 🛒 etsy

[20th-centuryghost]

happy new year is this anything

[rose-petal123]

Hi guys I liek spiders ur honor

[whiteshakira]

1 time i watched this youtube video called "every time a person of color has had a line in the harry potter movies" & it was only like 10 minutes long but also the "person of color" with by far the most lines was this shrunken head with a jamaican accent

[copepods]

"temmie we gotta really visually stun the viewers this time. the festival is a heavily anticipated event, what can we do to make the graphics live up to it?"

the Comically Well Rendered Hydrangea:

[cat-mermaid]

was speeding up this footage to make a gif, but the audio is fucking golden, so its staying a video

[anonbeadraws]

she may be the greyest character in existence but boy is she fun to draw?? 🌺🌺🌺🌺 [ID: Art of Rose Quartz. She is drawn in shadow, holding a sword and a finger to her lips. Rose is a fat pale person with long pink ringlets and a long white dress, both of which are streaming out behind her. In the background are thorns wrapping around a pink diamond shape and breaking it apart.   ID description by @theatricuddles, thank you!]

commissions!|kofi

[crazychimken12]

@cozylittleartblog I know you said to keep the Mikelet under supervision...

... but seemingly overnight he's become a dad along with his far more responsible hubby Kitt! Introducing the Kittlet, their son!

[dogpuppy]

[spaghettiwoman46]

Ugh they are always doing this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Little freaks

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[wholesome-animal-images]

[calicotisane]

[cleverreports]

We report at a time which might as well be the middle of the night to us. We had hoped that we might become a morning person in our lifetime, but this has yet to manifest in any way. Our expert, however, likes mornings enough for the both of us. Radiation fog is nothing to them.

[homunculus-argument]

I've got to look up every possible way to sew hidden, concealed and non-obvious pockets and other such storage caches in all of my clothing, and then have as many of those as I can fit in every item in my wardrobe. Trying to get as much hidden storage space on my person as possible. Carrying around a backpack's worth of shit without carrying a bag of any sort.

Getting bored while waiting for the bus and just casually pulling a goddamn sewing kit out of my sleeve to start doing needlework on my jeans, like hey hold on where the fuck did you just pull that shit from. Equipping shit from my secret inventory.

[kfrances]

bordered patch butterfly

[kfrances]

falling - julee cruise

[kfrances]

got my desk set up finally