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liz | queer | robot fanatic | carrd URL formerly girlwiththegreenhat i come to the tumblr. i zone out. i talk too much and hit reblog buttons. not actually a girl anymore btw i'm a girl in a La Croix kind of way. icon is my son Rotini! current-ish fandoms: knight rider (MK2000 for life, man) & ultrakill, among LOTS of other stuff mostly safe for work, occasional mature content memes will be tagged 'cw mature'. 🎨 art 🛒 etsy

[20th-centuryghost]

happy new year is this anything

[kosmogrl]

trauma dumpling

[kosmogrl]

🥟

[twisted-wirez]

Don't do drugs.

Extra page, he tried to protect him okay.

[mother-of-horror]

I really fucking wish that Tracks was shown in other shows. I specifically want him to be a major character or a semi-important side character. It's depressing. I also want Blaster to show up more. I love both of them and there is NOTHING of either of them

[wifehaver103947]

[cozylittleartblog]

every summer i'm always like, why do I have so few cute summer clothes? it's dress season. and then i try to find dresses and i Realize. i def still have a few cute synthetic dresses but its so hard to find natural materials in vintage styles for when it's gonna be REALLY hot out = < =

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[natalieironside]

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[anglaised]

my pet lump

[anglaised]

hes literally drooling a little in this picture

[dayundying]

I tried to draw the drooling lump not sure it came out right

[tlirsgender]

What is up with lefty types pushing to learn practical skills (sewing/gardening/etc whatever) as like "you'll need to know this after The Revolution:tm:" and not, like, "this is a useful skill to help yourself & others in your communities Right Now". You all sound like doomsday preppers and it's weirding me out. We don't have to prep for communist rapture maybe thee revolution starts with helping your neighbors

[softdog]

i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis 

 it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated M

[squeakitties]

reeses penis FUCKer cups

[anglaised]

yall dont know what that word means

[lilredbird101]

Waitwaitwait! What about... the StealthTradWife?

Femme lesbian moves into a conservative area to befriend trad wives and help them realise their inner queer and ditching their shitbag husbands.

Thoughts...?

[anglaised]

stupid thought because real life is not a fan fiction stop trying to uwu-ify white supremacy

[the-chaos-crew]

OP turned reblogs off but as someone with a crazy wicked scar that's been called "body horror" a few times, I really wanted this on my blog

in fact I think all of these are beautiful, cool, neat, or just neutral. nothing negative about any of it. also goes for implants, I've known people with implants of all kinds be made fun of, but that shit isn't ugly or gross either, it's just neutral and or positive

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[allaark]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

[berlynn-wohl]

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

[soft--crowley]

[swagvo1d]