that man kisses his car fr 💋

liz | queer | robot fanatic | carrd URL formerly girlwiththegreenhat i come to the tumblr. i zone out. i talk too much and hit reblog buttons. not actually a girl anymore btw i'm a girl in a La Croix kind of way. icon is my son Rotini! current-ish fandoms: knight rider (MK2000 for life, man) & ultrakill, among LOTS of other stuff mostly safe for work, occasional mature content memes will be tagged 'cw mature'. 🎨 art 🛒 etsy

[20th-centuryghost]

happy new year is this anything

[yo-its-matt]

anyway the “nice cock jason” tiktok is playing in my head at all times on repeat indefinitely

[yo-its-matt]

nice cock jason Thursday

[gonzos-humansona]

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

[januariat]

there's a special type of hell called listening to a podcast discussing a piece of media that you are knowledgeable in and which the hosts know very little about

[januariat]

this podcaster just said he thought Superman was "just a big dumb guy" and I shouted wordlessly out loud in my car

[deathwestrn]

mutuals I am extending a bag of chips towards you and giving it a shake to imply I want you to have some.

[official-josh]

The adblocker stays on during sex ‼️

[tredlocity]

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

At the having a headache awards

[writingdose]

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

[sonyanimation]

Take pride in who you are.

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

when you find someone who's equally unwell about The Character

[cannibalchicken]

[yossyislandd]

say boob without th last b

okay haha let's tryAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[galileosyeast]

happy prides !!

2023 official bobs burgers art :))

[brainstreams]

[thegorgonist]

MINNOW PIN! TINY SILVER FISHIE! I'm in love with how these turned out. I want to wear like 10 on a jacket and have a school of fish with me wherever I go. Hard to photograph but they look amazing in person! Sometimes a simple design really stands out~~~~ In my shop!

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget: