blues traveler

shut up i only made this to stalk my siblings

[gorespectre-deactivated20171211]

An X-Men team but it’s only the Maximoff children from different universes.

[2182exile]

I should tell you about my old team sometime, the only one we were ever missing was Pete

[shesnipes-archive]

This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction.

[2182exile]

I know Alina has been to my apartment when half of my club clothes go missing

Girl bring back my leggings you know the ones

[2182exile]

For a lifelong only child I suddenly have a lot of siblings I just realized Maybe I should host a dinner sometime

[2182exile]

I know Alina has been to my apartment when half of my club clothes go missing Girl bring back my leggings you know the ones

[2182exile]

God help us all, my son is walking

[2182exile]

Excuse I disappear for a couple of months and my brother grows a beard???

I need pictures. Immediately.

[2182exile]

I require a sibling to snuggle.

Volunteers?

[2182exile]

me: disappears for three months without warning

also me: must throw shade at siblings

[2182exile]

Broken phones are the leading cause of forgetting to get in touch with one’s relatives.

Jack tossed it off the couch and it smashed to pieces.

[2182exile]

No, thank you, random lady in the deliberately secluded corner of the mall food court, I had no idea you could see one-third of my fuzzy blue tit while I was feeding my infant

I had no idea my shameful display upset you so much you had to go so far out of your way to tell me as much.

Die in a fire :)

[2182exile]

thecoolestcommander:

oh my god tj’s on.

I come online to bitch about mom stuff and here’s my sister hyperventilating

[2182exile]

Really wish Mutant Town had a proper daycare, I’m not about to leave Jack with the idiot who crossed herself when I came in for an interview.

[2182exile]

The one thing about babies you can rely on is that the day you’d really like to sleep in is the day they wake up at sunrise.

Groan.

[2182exile]

Well, little bub has had his midnight snack and I've iced my sore knee and it's been all around a good day. So proud of my brother and new brother in law. 💙💙 Gute nacht

[thingsforrp]

                              ι тяιε∂ sσ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ нαя∂

[allpossiblerealities]

I don’t care when all of you leave the party but at midnight I’m having Teddy carry me home. You all can keep going bc I’m pretty sure Mom magicked the house to have space for all of you to stay the night if you need or want but.

If you wanna catch me or my beautiful husband, you’ve got til the clock strikes 12.

[2182exile]

Come here and kiss your nephew, it’s time for us to head back home.

I’m so proud of you.

[allpossiblerealities]

Gladly 💖 and I’ll wish you a safe journey home. I’m so glad you both could make it. Thank you so much.

[2182exile]

Pleasure was all ours, bubba. You have a good first night as a married man 💙💙