....

ian sledgehammer is a sexy motherfucker

[kydonic]

cute gender neutral things to call ur partner 

the big bean 

industrial sized jar of peanut butter 

left boob

a literal bee 

paper towel  

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[yourstrulys-deactivated20170526]

[hugo-cumboss-deactivated2017092]

[petapeta]

[unclefather]

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

[anqel]

is that professor mcgonagall

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻

[imadeanewblog]

Yoooooooo I am loving these wtf these are so cool

[frugalhoe]

🙌

[steveinaspeedo]

[willygurl68]

The only sign I’ll take directions from

[oidonna]

[tennboys]

[may]

[dilfweed]

I’ve never pushed reblog faster than I did just now in my entire life

[slimetony]

yogurt

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

mmmmm Daddy Gurt in my mouth 😩😩😩😍😍👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[slimetony]

okay. changed my mind. no more yogurt.

[a-small-bowl-of-noodles]

what if a superpower was you transferred pee into someone’s pee organs and they couldnt fight u bc they had to pee so bad

[21pinkpilots]

👀👀

[my-teen-quote]

[a-small-bowl-of-noodles]

The year is 2048, it is one of my many children’s 18th birthday. We happened to be on vacation in Florida so I take him out on a boat, just him and I, to celebrate. After a couple hours of partying I decide that we should head on back but first I bring my son to the back of the boat and have him sit down. I talk with him for a few minutes, tell him how much I love him and how proud of him I am. Then, when I am finish I ask him to stand. I proceed to shove him off the boat screaming, “SHARK BAIT MUWAHAHA!” I rush up to the front of the boat driving away from my disgrace of a son, leaving him to die.

[21pinkpilots]

okie dokie artichokeme

[geicer]

a bit early but i crave you

[dogboymutual]

send this to your crush without context

[gooseyhouse]

Send this to your crush will no context