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Bootleg furby

Mom... What is that thing you call 'Furby'?

A cute little creature that will sneak into your room at night and eat your toes if you're bad <3

If you buy something like that I will move out... if I already havent moved.

Oooohhhhhh young one, it isn't something you buy.

The Bootleg Furby of good manners is a real creature. It watches kiddos all over the world, eating the toes of bad children, and works its way up the legs if the bad behavior continues. You can't escape it no matter where you live. All you can do is be nice, listen to your mom and dad, and don't break any rules <3

Bootleg furby

Mom... What is that thing you call 'Furby'?

#2p sweden #hetalia 2p sweden #aph 2p sweden #2p Ladonia #aph 2p ladonia #hetalia 2p ladonia

A cute little creature that will sneak into your room at night and eat your toes if you're bad <3

Bootleg furby

#åsbjörn's google search #aph 2p sweden #2p sweden #hetalia 2p sweden

crickets in bulk

T-This is just wrong and weird mom.

Thirty-seven frogs gotta be fed somehow, kiddo

it’s called “responsible pet ownership”

Why the hell do you have 37 frogs???? Does dad know?

We don’t speak of this to dad

50 bucks and I won’t. *stretches out hand*

,,,,,,,,,,,, *reluctantly hands it over*

Excuse me sorry to bother you but have you seen my family @finn-p-kirkland

Uh….n-non?… @frances-googlehistory papa?

T-there no n-need to call someone

S-sorry…..

T-theres no n-need to be sorry

O-okay…

I-I’ll just go and stop b-bothering you

I-I think that you’re looking for 2p England?

Ya thats my big brother

Then you should go to him…

Its just i can’t find him

@englands-googlehistory C-can you help him please?

englands-googlehistory

@2pengland-googlehistory Oliver, there’s a kid looking for you

Oh, me?

englands-googlehistory

Noooo, the other England named Oliver- of COURSE I mean you!

Well there’s no need to be rude. Who’s looking for me?

Umm me

Oh, hello there!

Ummm

Do you need me for anything?

I ummmm was wondering if you knew were my parents are

Oh um… yes? @2pswedensgooglehistory your child is looking for you

#Hetalia 2p Sweden #2p Sweden #aph 2p Sweden #Multiverse theory at its finest #my 2ps nordics are completely different from fandom 2p nordics #because I didn't like the fandom 2p nordics at all #because they were mostly The Nordics; But Red™#and Yandere™#so fuck that noise #have some dorks #that being said #any references he makes to the other nordics will be my versions of them #not any of the 2p nordic GH blogs #unless expressed differently

!!!!!!!! where’s my baby, hand’em over Ollie

Do you like fire? Pyromania seems to be a running theme among the 2ps, I've noticed.

“But no, I’m not a pyromaniac. Much prefer water. And I can’t think of any 2ps who are off the top of my head.”

2p-kugelmugel-googlehistory

How do you do, fellow kids?

Fuck off

Ruuudeeee

@2paustriasgooglehistory Rod, man, ‘sup with this?

2paustriasgooglehistory

Yo dude. I have no idea. Teenage angst is the likely answer~

#Åsbjörn's Google Search #Hetalia 2p Sweden #2p Sweden

ohboy. So lookin’ forward to that with Lad n’ Sea

good pets for kids

crickets in bulk

#Åsbjörn's Google Search #Hetalia 2p Sweden #2p Sweden

How do you do, fellow kids?

Worse than you can expect and stop talking like your a child.

am..

am I being bullied by my own son?

I don’t know, are you, skitstövel?