Ask 2P Worldwide

Oh hello there? It seems that you have stumbled upon our little meeting. Well anyways, since we're basically yelling at eachother or shoving meat in Amy and Al's face, you can attempt to entertain us with your questions and such. We'll all try to answer them as quick as possible, depending on if were busy strangling eachother, drinking, sleeping on a table or whatever....

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How do the Americas feel about the recent gay marriage decision?

Amy: I was waiting with baited breath to be honest.....I saw those interns run....and I was so happy that the supreme court made the right decision. Love conquers all.....Well that’s what ‘mom’ always said. Heh....Guess dreams can come true after all.

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Who has the best looking left nostril of the whole group?

Monica: I don’t care. 

Amy: No idea? I don’t really look at noses……Monica’s ass though~

Matt: I don’t know.

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What is your favorite meal?

Amy: Well I prefer a nice New York pizza when I’m feeling inclined to go out~ That or Veggie burgers. Mmmmmmm veggie burgers~

Matthew: Poutine, it’s really good.

Oliver: I love meat pie, with a little bit of my special sauce of course

ChibiFavio: thebloodofmyenemies  Pizza!

Natasha: Most anything sweet~

Francois: Liquids are my preferred taste, usually of the alcoholic variety.  They’re a lot better than food most of the time.

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Hallo, vennen! Looks like Lukas has gone to sleep for the night. He won’t mind if I use his laptop for hanging around here from now on, ja?

...He really needs to take care of that stray hair in front of his clip, it’s driving me nu- ...oh good he’s still asleep. Whoops.

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We’re coming back. Are you ready for us?

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Real talk, what dose everyone do when siblings (matt and al coff coff) get into their, "sibling" fights?

Amy: Usually ends in bloodshed and Oliver getting a full swear jar.

Francois: Place bets on who will win. And then Oliver gets mad at me *shrugs* It’s not my fault that he always picks Al, I know my Matt can pound his face in any day.  

Oliver: Just keep in mind Francois that Alfie will win one day and I will make you a special cupcake when it does. But I think that if Alfie just tries harder he will win..

Flavio: When Luci gets mad at me i just toss a pizza in the oven, and just let him temper tantrum go on for who knows how long, make sure he doesn't lodge the knife into me, before giving him the pizza if he's calmed.

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How do you guys feel about your 1p's?

Monica: 

 She’s okay when she’s not getting involved with things that don’t involve her. 

Amy:

She’s a gun toting, loose lipped blondie with a serious hero complex. So annoying.

Francois - 

He’s an idiot, he cares too much about his hair, and thinks too highly of himself.  But he is a lot of fun to mess with, he’s absolutely terrified of moi. 

Edward: what a god damn twerp! the little punk is too care free and cares too much about being “recognized”. Recognize yourself bitch!

Oliver: I think he needs to smile more and take some lessons on how to cook and bake… It’s just sad that he can’tn

Chibi!Favio: I think he should be a bit nicer

Matthew:

He’s alright, he’s just a little too quiet.

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Hey 2p Canada how do you like maple syrup

Matthew: On a stick mixed with snow.

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Hey, Matthew. Wake up it is rude to sleep on the tables in the middle of a meeting.

I really don’t care.

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Hey Amy, ever considered putting a little flower or a bow in your hair?

I did it once when someone was supposed to take me dancing. They never came.........They ditched me for another girl. Kind of stopped trying to be pretty and have stuff in my hair after that,

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Monica: The world may never know….

Amy: It only takes me 714~

Chibi!favio: 3 because I tend to bite them >:3

Al: 2,723. I like to lick nice and slowly.

Allysin: 0! I bite right through it~

Katrina: What is a Tootsie Pop? oh those…. I don’t know. I usually give mine away…

Flavio: im not a fan of tootsie pops….so..a non exsistant number

Oliver: 324. I

Matthew: -0, i dont even eat those

Chibi!luciano: I shattered my tootsie pop. That counts, si?

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Now heres the big question about you guys.... How does one deal with a drama king, a cupcake obsessed brit, a knife weilding italian, a man and a woman with nail heads on a bat, a man who can beat you up with a hockey stick, ...HOW

Monica: How do we deal with them? How do we?

Amy: They aren’t nails! It’s barbed wire *pout* Besides usually I deal with mostly everyone else by ignoring them or glaring them down.

Flavio: I am not a drama king…I am just to fabulous for you to handle okay~? There is no drama llamas here….unless you take amy’s bat then THERES your drama queen…or king….works with both.*to be giffed*

Francois: I just stay in my house and ignore them. Why go out and be social when I can drink, smoke, and do other ‘unmentionable things’, as the cupcake maniac would so eloquently put it, all I want to in my own privacy? I just didn’t swear because I don’t want to have to put anything in the swear jar. 

Katrina: It is not that hard, um ehrlich zu sein. After a few centuries, there is a bit of mutual respect between most of us…. and a lot of alcohol. And if I must, there is always my ability to fall back on being a Teutonic Knight who can kick their asses up and down the street if I need to…. except for Oliver. I really don’t want any of that crazy on me.

Lucia: I am not that bad! Plus I don’t just have knives, I use guns sometimes too-  

Oliver: I'm not /that/ obsessed with cupcakes.

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Hey, Whats your relationship with the italian bros

Monica:…………

Amy: I was thinking of burning Flavio’s clothes. And asking Luci for a drink. Does that answer your question?

Chibi!favio: ;A; What did I ever do to you?

Al: Flavio and I are friends. (With benafits.)

Flavio:DONT BURN MY CLOTHES YOU SCUM. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?!!!!!

Francois: Flavio is an idiot who is obsessed with his clothes, though his brother can be pretty cool

Allysin: They are sooo rude! Flavio constantly tries to put me in more revealing clothes! and Luci has tried to replace my red food dye with blood! 

Lucia: Well, if you aren’t referring to me, they are rude, even if they are my siblings, if only Luciano didn’t take my knife away…

ChibiLuciano: I feel so appreciated right now~ I agree with you all, my brother is obnoxious but he means well sometimes. He touches me waaaaay to much. Touching me at all is too much. (I also might’ve been conspiring to burn his clothes)

Katrina: *glares in the direction of the Italians* *signs* Nein, Ich mag Sie nicht…. fur Gründen.

Oliver: I like talking with Flavio, while Luciano needs to perk up a bit.

Flavio: Why do you all hate me. Or well us since mini me is here but still. WHY DONT YOU GUYS LOVE ME NO MORE

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SLEEP HEAD CANONS! (BASICALLY HOW YOU SLEEP)

Monica: I sleep on my stomach with my body taking up as much of the bed as possible.

Edward: how the hell am i supposed to know i’m asleep! like seriously… i have no clue.. and that worries me at times.

Amy: Apparently I sleep on my side. And snore. Someone apparently video taped it.

Francois: You will never know, and if you ever find out I will kill you before you can tell anyone

Flavio: I actually dont have a specific position really…sometimes its on my side, my back, i dont really know. whatever position is comfterble for the night really.

ChibiLuciano: I sleep on my side, always making sure I’m facing away from my fratello at all times.

Allysin: I tend to sprawl out across the bed~ Chibi!Favio: I tend to snuggle up to people, if I am sleeping in the same bed as someone, but most the time I sleep on my left side.

Angelique: How I sleep is not your concern! But i’m sure I look great asleep.

Madeline: I’m similar to Flavio’s sleeping patterns. There isn’t one.

Al: So many people have pictures of it to try and “black mail” me but it gets me more ass because people think I’m sensitive.

Matthew: I don’t really have one, but I do like to crash it in the living room every now and then.

Gregor: What’s sleep, again?Flavia: I usually curl up in a ball and fall asleep~ but i do fall asleep in many other different sleeping ways. 

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What does the 2p!England do to the kids? Swear jar?

Well, the swear jar does work, but to an extent. 

If the swear jar no longer works, then I have to use my 'Bad Person' spray bottle.

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Edward: i kinda sneaked into an american submarine launch. mwuhahaha. i actually was excited to see the christening of ssn785 John Warner.  

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Hello my lovely cupcakes! I am Oliver Kirkland, also known as 2p! England. If you have any questions, I'll answer them.