[gayskuntank]

how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours

like brown

there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno

but Crayola’s gotta be all

nah man

and don’t get me started on purple like

ah yes

this is the colour of our friendship

what does this even mean

colours are fucking confusing

[eroscestlavie]

mood: paintings of apollo and hyacinth where hyacinth looks like that lightweight friend who always ruins your night at the club by passing out early 

[eroscestlavie]

“i know you can do this just get your ass in the uber” 

[goanimatescreencaps]

[lcuigi]

Me everyday but July 4th: I hate America

Me on July 4th: I hate America *waves sparkler*

[momsjeans]

[the-simple-life-fan-blog-deacti]

[zackisontumblr]

me at school

[memewhore]

[ethoereal]

BITCH ME TOO

[nightgaunts-deactivated20161212]

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

[desperatehousecat]

me on death row

officer: you have one last meal, what do you want

me: hmm idk what are you in the mood for

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

shout out to rice

[2school4c00l]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[jockxgoth]

[hemoglobines-deactivated2013092]

remember when instead of touchpads laptops had those keyboard nipple things

[hemoglobines-deactivated2013092]

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

[historyandmemes]

“Got a long list of ex-lovers. They’ll tell you I’m insane. But I’ve got a blank space, baby. And I’ll write your name” King Henry VIII: 

[sannao75]