Alex The Great

Mom to Madeleine Isley <3

[kineticmadness]

Anaconda Malt Liquor, the only malt liquor approved by the American government, its fine combination of barely and hops ain’t no joke. Anaconda Malt Liquor, the only malt liquor approved by the American government, its fine combination of barely and hops ain’t no joke. Anaconda gives you “Oooooooooooooooo.

[jamesdeandriving]

1980 Toyota Corolla KE70 wagon

[bridezillas-deactivated20130208]

I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”

Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum

[playbackssuchawaste]

^ I’m that kid, and proud of it.

[bridezillas-deactivated20130208]

If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me

[333999111]

I had students who did that and I wanted to kick their ass! Putting my mistake on blast, fuck! Lmao

[deguzzi]

[333999111]

Is this a joke

[sohojadesun]

[333999111]

Lmfaooo

[333999111]

[ayeleesh-deactivated20150803]

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

[tacotemptress-deactivated201504]

[kenilworth-for-a-queen]

[333999111]

When you go to someone else’s house and they’re like “Sorry for the mess”

[hashtagshittedonem-deactivated2]

[michellee-saan]

Please go kill yourself cunt.

[prettiibish-deactivated20191221]

[hanaabi-deactivated20140109]

[333999111]