This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.
if youre having trouble remembering then use the classic "keep port(the wine) in your left hand so you can steer the ship with your right"
And if you’re out long enough that night falls and you need to remember which side of the ship the red and green navigation lights are on, you’ve got “There’s no red port left.”
Port has 4 letters, Left has 4 letters. Starboard has more than 4 letters, right has more than 4 letters. Easy way to remember
you think im gonna be able to count when im three sheets to the wind, cant steer straight and spill port all over my deck?
Which one's larboard again oh god




















