Euphoric Feel

[thenatsdorf]

[sharkboxes]

[grimelords]

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[tharook]

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[henkasuru-deactivated20260113]

one day you’re just gonna be like “i’m glad i didn’t give up back then”

[adrianm74]

Love adrift 🍃

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

u will never have gf u are just a portly boy in a sailor suit carrying a huge lollipop

[heavymetalpuppies-deactivated20]

[hydrated-bag-of-bones]

How DARE you disrespect him!?

[sheabutterbitch]

“I have become, and I am becoming everything I fought to be. I am magical and deserving of sweetness.”

[niketraplord]

Bruh she crossed the shit out of dude

[airforce2s]

Nigga slid to his demise

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

Is this Atlanta

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

The Emoji Man strikes again

[confirmance]

me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started

my brain: you cannot

me: why

my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile

me: i don’t see how-

my brain: cannot.

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[polyglotplatypus]

i love how baby axolotl just look like organic funko pops

[polyglotplatypus]

fucking superb you funky little water salamanders

[meanplastic]

When Tinder gays meet Grindr gays

[acoolsuggestion]

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

[cutepilled]

[daringdanger]

I wanna have a nice family camping trip but I’m dummy thicc and the clapping of my asscheeks keeps scaring the dog