Soft Gentle Wiper

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🎇Happy breakup anniversary, Wifey! Right before the fireworks is iconic! 🎆

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I was in Michael's today, and they had a few framed pieces of local art for sale. One of the drawings looked Emily in a suit. I was quite taken aback.

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She's back on Instagram and Threads.

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Excited for the next post breakup tell-all! What information will she feed us?

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Destiny has uploaded. Probably making some money. She picked a good time. I'm sure Pookie isn't happy.

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Remember when Amber told us about Dial bodywash like it was some incredible product? She said if you want to feel really clean, try this brand. She was so excited to talk about this soap. Does it really clean better than any other grocery store soap, or was she just blown away by the miracle of soap and water?

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Amber invites Emily to glow-in-the-dark bingo to make her life seem cooler than it really is. Regular bingo is more of an old people vibe. Nothing wrong with that, but this is gorly pop's version of going to the club. She likes to party, but she's ready to settle down.

Anyway, congratulations on your ring by spring!

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I used to think Rarity was named after Rarity from My Little Pony. She would definitely be Amber's favorite character if she's watched the show. That's how she sees herself.

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Picked up some brookies from Sam's Club

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Is Emily fed up with Amber yet?

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Emily was spotted at Epcot. Of course that's her preferred park. There's a big round thing over there.

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I think this person kind of looks like Zachary Michael.

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I loooove underwear.

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Do you think Twinkie had surgery?

I think it's possible that she had it, and Amber either paid with a credit card or has an unpaid bill. I think it's more likely that she was scheduled for surgery, and Amber ended up not taking her. Or do you think she didn't go to the vet at all?

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Is she talking about Emily, her mom, or maybe her new ass wiper?