Uh oh.
Help me pack 🧳 for the lady, some gin🍸 bit more gin
Time to see if they let me back into the country if I leave...
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@42ds
Uh oh.
Help me pack 🧳 for the lady, some gin🍸 bit more gin
Time to see if they let me back into the country if I leave...
Battle jacket idea??
I deserve the world.
...Or at least to see some more of it...
You can thank me for all this free content:
Wishlist: pretty simple. Sending a gift usually involves me sharing that with you to show my appreciation. Yeah, there's a lot of unsexy stuff here, but I've got an arsenal of toys that's probably illegal in at least 13 states, and more lingerie than I could ever wear. I'm happy to share any of those things as a reward for things that make my life easier, more productive, or whimsical. This list has things I want, a few things I need, and a lot of things I'm price-tracking. (It sends me alerts when prices change.)
Ca$h - VMo - these are great for buying a coffee or a drink or a photoset or anything else you feel inclined to use em for. I'm not a content creator by trade.
I'm fortunate to have a job and not need this as a side-hustle for survival. However - a lot of work goes into styling, photography, editing out my awesome tattoos, etc. It's work. And if indeed you enjoy the product, I'm not going to deny anyone their ability to show said appreciation however they like. And a bitch has a wonderful travel habit that isn't getting cheaper...
It's birthday month!
(A few days early...)
It's birthday month!
I made these gifs for the final Friday Pride Day, but it ended up being a shitshow of a travel and work day so they never got posted... So to celebrate my birthday, here's my ass, in every shade of the rainbow. 🌈❤️
If you enjoy what I do here, you can wish me a happy birthday in any of a few different ways... There's the Amazon wishlist...
The Lovense wishlist is available if you want to contribute to the funding of my Dulce or you can pick something off the list. (You send anything here, I send you the controls...)
Lovense toys can be controlled via smartphone or computer, check them out!
Lastly, you can hit the tip button! (If you do this though, make sure you let me know because Tumblr won't.)
Apparently prime day means hotels . com gift cards are 20% off... I do still have some accommodations to book for my trip... Plus so many other travel gadgets on sale...
Wishlist...
I know Beesauce doesn't need more money, so if Amz isn't your thing, I applaud that choice. You can always cut out the middle-billionaire here and here.
Birthday is a week or two early this year, if you're into that sorta thing...
Happy birthday, killer!
Thank you! 😊
Finally got to try this birthday present on... I think it looks okay...
Blue has always been my color...
✨ Spoil ✨ control ✨ vacation drinks ✨
Okay, you can have one more...
As a treat.
We're doing birthday month a TINY bit early this year, in light of my somewhat sudden trip to the UK.
I'm EXCEPTIONALLY fortunate in that some of you like to spoil me just a little during my birthday month, so I'm putting it out there that I don't need more stuff, per se. More adventures?
Always.
I still have at least two places to book lodging, so hotels dot com or airbnb gift cards are pretty much my ideal this year. As always, you're welcome to buy me a birthday drink or theater ticket, or nothing at all. That's a valid option. (Any gifts are handsomely rewarded, naturally.)
Shit's really rough for a lot of people right now, I get that. I'm aware of the immense privilege I have in being able to adventure, and rest assured, I won't be taking a single second of this trip for granted as we continue our descent into the fash.
List ⚡Vmo ⚡ca$h ⚡[email protected] (gift cards) ⚡ hotels dot com ⚡airbnb
That $50 hotel gift card is only $40
Welcome, July!
It's birthday month!
My first birthday presents of the year showed up yesterday!
From one of my favorite mutuals in in the whole world. I can't wait to properly shoot this necklace! I know I have thanked you multiple times privately, but thank you again!
It's Prime Day, for those who observe. Absolutely no pressure, but there are some great deals on my wishlist and it IS my birthday, after all!
(if you're curious, I treated myself to new cabin and engine air filters for my car and some hangers. LIVIN' IT UP!)
Non-Amazon options: Vmo and Ca$h cuz I need it more than that Bezy.
It's Prime Day again for some reason.
As always, no pressure, but if you're into that sort of thing- lots of stuff from the wishlist is on sale.
Welcome, July!
It's birthday month!
My first birthday presents of the year showed up yesterday!
From one of my favorite mutuals in in the whole world. I can't wait to properly shoot this necklace! I know I have thanked you multiple times privately, but thank you again!
It's Prime Day, for those who observe. Absolutely no pressure, but there are some great deals on my wishlist and it IS my birthday, after all!
(if you're curious, I treated myself to new cabin and engine air filters for my car and some hangers. LIVIN' IT UP!)
Prep underway...
It's birthday month!
I made these gifs for the final Friday Pride Day, but it ended up being a shitshow of a travel and work day so they never got posted... So to celebrate my birthday, here's my ass, in every shade of the rainbow. 🌈❤️
If you enjoy what I do here, you can wish me a happy birthday in any of a few different ways... There's the Amazon wishlist...
The Lovense wishlist is available if you want to contribute to the funding of my Dulce or you can pick something off the list. (You send anything here, I send you the controls...)
Lovense toys can be controlled via smartphone or computer, check them out!
Lastly, you can hit the tip button! (If you do this though, make sure you let me know because Tumblr won't.)
Apparently prime day means hotels . com gift cards are 20% off... I do still have some accommodations to book for my trip... Plus so many other travel gadgets on sale...
Wishlist...
I know Beesauce doesn't need more money, so if Amz isn't your thing, I applaud that choice. You can always cut out the middle-billionaire here and here.
Birthday is a week or two early this year, if you're into that sorta thing...
a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial
Finally got to try this birthday present on... I think it looks okay...
Blue has always been my color...
✨ Spoil ✨ control ✨ vacation drinks ✨
Okay, you can have one more...
As a treat.
We're doing birthday month a TINY bit early this year, in light of my somewhat sudden trip to the UK.
I'm EXCEPTIONALLY fortunate in that some of you like to spoil me just a little during my birthday month, so I'm putting it out there that I don't need more stuff, per se. More adventures?
Always.
I still have at least two places to book lodging, so hotels dot com or airbnb gift cards are pretty much my ideal this year. As always, you're welcome to buy me a birthday drink or theater ticket, or nothing at all. That's a valid option. (Any gifts are handsomely rewarded, naturally.)
Shit's really rough for a lot of people right now, I get that. I'm aware of the immense privilege I have in being able to adventure, and rest assured, I won't be taking a single second of this trip for granted as we continue our descent into the fash.
List ⚡Vmo ⚡ca$h ⚡[email protected] (gift cards) ⚡ hotels dot com ⚡airbnb
Find you a man who eats your pussy after fucking it
Every time, even when we were using condoms...
women around the world heed my call. your comfort above everything. dont put on those shoes that hurt after walking in them for 30 minutes dont wake up 1 hour and a half earlier to put on make up or do your hair dont tolerate a man talking down to you dont follow trends you dont care for dont let yourself feel hungry dont go places or do things to please someone else and most importantly. try that hobby or class or job that you think you will fail at.
Do u think that we can convince women at large that leg and arm and armpit hair is just as chic as bush hair. Its bush summer can we do leg hair and arm hair summer too. Please. Is that too muchh to ask
Wore shorts yesterday without even realizing my legs had gotten so hairy. Gave no fucks. Went about my day.
Is your mom a drug dealer because you are dope
:)
And thus, all of the tasty snackies I brought back from Ireland and the UK are gone. 😭 Who's gonna take me back to get more?
Or I guess you could send them to me, but that's significantly less fun. 😁
There's a Canadian one on there too...
We're doing birthday month a TINY bit early this year, in light of my somewhat sudden trip to the UK.
I'm EXCEPTIONALLY fortunate in that some of you like to spoil me *just a little* so I'm putting it out there that I don't need more stuff per se. More adventures?
Always.
I still have at least two places to book lodging, so hotels dot com or airbnb gift cards are pretty much my ideal this year. As always, you're welcome to buy me a birthday drink or theater ticket, or nothing at all. That's a valid option. (Any gifts are handsomely rewarded, naturally.)
Shit's really rough for a lot of people right now, I get that. I'm aware of the immense privilege I have in being able to adventure, and rest assured, I won't be taking a single second of this trip for granted as we continue our decent into the fash.
List ⚡Vmo ⚡ca$h ⚡[email protected] (gift cards) ⚡ hotels dot com ⚡airbnb
Live at The Bowl, June 5, 1982.
@awakebutdreaming he’s daring us. It’s been a while……
It has been a while… which wench shall go first? 🤔
Tag @theshrewtoooo … you’re it…
I am epically chonky right now. I may have pulled the earth off it’s axis a little bit when taking this shot.
@igivegoodepiphanies you’re next
One of the last few photos I took at work…..
@ladylost7721 you’re up my dear!
I will happily take my place alongside these absolutely AH-mazing and sexy Fat Bottomed Ladies 🤗😁
Thank you for the tag sweets @igivegoodepiphanies 💋💋 I’ll tag @42ds! It’s your turn Gorgeous 🤗💋
Thanks @ladylost7721 ! I’ll go ahead and tag @missdarla6
In case you missed this thread- happy Moonday!