#keepaneyeout

This probably isn't my best effort.

[shakespork]

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

[shakespork]

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

[parakeet]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

bööls of wa’ah

[dangerhamster]

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like

[idiot-haul]

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

[idiot-haul]

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

[idiot-haul]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

[mitski-miyawakis]

when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[queernigga]

me getting into an Uber.

[mydisneydaze]

[thequeenadwoa]

One of the best cosplay I’ve seen!!

[cartnsncreal]

[sugardreamdiary-deactivated2018]

Can I be her friend

[fknroyal]

If one of the goals of your protest is to attain maximal reach for your cause, but you aren’t taking steps to make your action accessible, you’re lack of inclusivity will be a detriment to your own goal! Here are some things for organizers to keep in mind for tomorrow’s March For Our Lives and all protests.

To support the students of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School and the 30,000 people killed by guns every year, check out these links to find a march in your community, sign the petition to end gun violence, or donate to the March For Our Lives action fund .

[ugly]

some tiny-titted binch: don't wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!

me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven't taken this bra off for forty years

[christosanesti]

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

[pulchrabelle]

We have states bigger than your entire country

[zerotheduke]

ur largest city

london

[afrogwitch]

Oh…. honey….honey no

[nickyvmlp]

I’m about to blow everyone’s got damn mind.

Not a metropolitan area, just fucking Jacksonville.

[cannedcream]

[sparxflame]

i would like to point out, tho, according to wikipedia, as of 2011 for just the cities:

Jacksonville population: 829,719

Chicago population: 2,705,000

London population: 8,174,000

like. it’s cute and all that y’all have big cities in terms of area, buuuuuut…….

[politenuclearbomb]

whats your point

[jnxi-reeeee-deactivated20180515]

i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

[butch-babe-deactivated20201121]

I went to see Love, Simon today and at the end when I was leaving the theatre there was a big group of LGBTQ kids posing for a photo with the movie poster, and right next to them was a group of Black girls doing the same with Black Panther, and everyone was grinning so big and just looked absolutely invigorated. I don’t think I’m ever going to forget that scene. For so long I have not let myself get my hopes up that I will see representations of myself and my friends and communities on screen. But I’m letting myself hope now, because it’s happening. It’s really happening.

[shmadej-deactivated20180906]

some people believe that being bi is 50% straight and 50% gay, but in fact it’s 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

[honeybottledrip]

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it