The Curative Powers of Sebastian Stan's Ass

I like rollercoasters, aquariums and Marvel movies. Currently lusting over Sebastian Stan, come talk to me about it if you want. "so dry your eyes, save all the tears you've cried, oh that's what dreams are made of"

[dangerhamster]

Note to self: literally the devil's temptation - multiple circles of hell. So grow a backbone and DON'T YOU DARE

[catchymemes]

[dangerhamster]

Speaking as a casual viewer that Good Omens finale was the most romantic shit I've ever seen.

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[dangerhamster]

not a single braincell is functioning behind those eyes

[dangerhamster]

she is now my lock screen and I love telling people this absolute idiot lives with me

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[guessinggames-deactivated-2026-0]

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

[katameme-deactivated20250120]

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[dangerhamster]

tl;dr but men suck

[dangerhamster]

That staircase scene in Bridgerton got me fucked up

[dnp-as-posts]

[dangerhamster]

My 3 best friends whenever I'm sad:

1. That's awful I'm sorry! Remember to put yourself first, I love you.

2. WTF? Nahhh that's so shit urghh you deserve so much better that's so fucking shit 😭

3. Do you want me to slash their tires? Who do I need to kill?

[supernovaodessa]

[guerrillatech]

[dangerhamster]

My 3 best friends whenever I'm sad:

1. That's awful I'm sorry! Remember to put yourself first, I love you.

2. WTF? Nahhh that's so shit urghh you deserve so much better that's so fucking shit 😭

3. Do you want me to slash their tires? Who do I need to kill?

[dangerhamster]

Not me in my 30s on my way to my big girl job reading about the Phan hard launch