hailey

I'm hailey and I love mcdonalds

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[thatsoundssoaddy]

I cant stop listening to this.

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[thebootydiaries]

Jo Ann went OFF!!!!!

[sunsetscott]

[thepromise1988]

im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time

[thespoonmissioner]

[arielsfunblr]

Parks and Rec got Men’s Rights Activists exactly right and it was perfect.

[gifyourass]

Role model number 1: Debbie Jellinsky, Addams Family Values (1993)

[screamingarrows-archive-deactiv]

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for those soda machines with the touch screens and all the flavors

[4ayn]

Friend: so there's this guy I like (:

Me: I hate men but go on

[shuhvon]

Cosmo got something right for once

[bodyglitter]

me: protect the bees!!!

bee: [comes near me]

me:

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

i love how safe it feels when you are only surrounded by women

[bobisokkusu]

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Imprisoned for his crimes

[ask-me-about-loom]

He has been contained

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

But for how long

[mawile]

You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re falling for it.

[anshelinasholie]

i love saying i’m a psychic but actually i’m just highly intuitive and always aware of everything

[tiralatele]