this is NOT a vore blog 😤

my favorite pokemon is hawlucha actually but also mawile :) im 31 old ♉

[mawile]

saw trap where the joker or whatever puts you in a dry room that gives you chapped lips then starts tickling your nose so you sneeze and crack them

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

[cottoncandylesbo]

and now for the touchening finish!

[charl0ttan]

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

[rockabillywife]

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

[heathcliffbot]

02/20/2026

[dandunn]

The blue meteor, Edgar

[greatasexualattorney]

i might be the reason the name Hawk Tuah is banned in Z-A

[astronomydaze]

[empress-of-dark2005]

[mawile]

what chemicals did pokemon scientists put in potions to make them less effective than a bottle of water

[sillymonrqs]

how funky is your chicken?

[segamascott]

[mawile]

why is the reblog button in the wrong spot

[superkursunaskr]

[mawile]

howt o hide a dead body step one order a zoox

[schakira]