Beetle

We know, that when we die, our bodies will become the soil.

[50-beetles]

Post Canon Simon!! I don’t think people are making him gross enough lmao

I feel like the teeth are a part of him now that cannot be removed. If he rips them out, they’ll grow back.

[sahlflina]

im sorry mamaposting makes me BAWL tears "lets ___ with mama" yep atleast 4 tears are rolling down my face

[50-beetles]

Another one!

This is Golden Pommel, son of Buck Withers and Lemony Gems. I imagine he’s some sort of gem appraisal guy. (His name also makes me laugh because withers is the space between a horses basically shoulders, and that’s about where a pommel sits on a saddle, if google images didn’t lead me astray).

[50-beetles]

(Next Gen for my crack ships from the comics)

This is Shade Glow, daughter of Tempest Shadow and Glitter Drops. I imagine that she’s super into pyrotechnics and maybe performing at kid’s birthday parties.

[taviacoolcat]

does everyone agree that eric bennett is totally demisexual or do only the enlightened pick up on it

[imsodishy]

One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️

call that the Hollander Goodbye

[penandinkprincess]

thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏

[sweetshirebones]

Ilya, some indeterminate time in the future, chasing after their toddler whose instinct is to do a runner the moment everyone starts standing too long, thus perfecting the Hollander Goodbye early: wow…genetic

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre

[nachosforfree]

If you dont like horror then watch the normal cutesy netflix gay shows ???

[times-chu]

the phrase that's ruined every media ever

[therizinosaurus--cheloniformis]

Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!

More rarer images of Neil, my beloved:

20 years.

I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.

<3 love you Neil!!!!

[50-beetles]

When the rivalry is heated

I don’t know how horses play ice hockey or have raucous sex, and frankly I don’t wanna know

[50-beetles]

Oh god, my feathered side bang covered the T on my forehead in sharpie that indicated that someone had applied a tourniquet to my wounds in the field. There is no blood flow to my favorite arm :(

[tall]

[50-beetles]

Fusions of AJ and the rest of the Mane Six if the fusion was like 70/30! Everyone is named after a real type of apple!

AJxFluttershy: Sugarbee- Sweet Apple Acre’s apiary manager and pollination expert

AJxTwilight: Oxford Apple- Accountant for the farm

AJxRD: Rockit Apple- The fastest apple bucker on the whole farm and beyond (a trademarked species of teeny tiny apples)

AJxPinkie: Pazazz Apple: Baking extraordinaire (Pazazz apples are their own trademarked thing and I only realized that bc the word is actually spelled ‘pizazz’)

AJxRarity: Gala Apple- Country Glam ambassador (based on Dolly Parton obvi)

[juice-boxy]

I had a vision

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[cad4verous]

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

[cravin4strawberriez]

aren't they pretty

[statictay]

[walks out of the movie theater soaked head to toe in blood] holy shit guys