SweetShireBones

she/her, mid-twenties, kid fic connoisseur, find me on ao3 at SweetShireBones

[rozanovshane]

there’s many home videos of baby shane toddling around with his puck plushie like “FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” and you can hear yuna in the background like “PUCK, baby!”

[rainbow-femme]

“Shane fuck Shane help we fucked up, we lost Ilya, I swear he was here one second ago and now-“

“Haas, where are you right now?”

“The club by the hotel.”

“And he’s not in the bathroom?”

“No.”

“Not on the roof?”

“No.”

“Not trying to access any of the dancers poles?”

“What? Why would- Oh, Troy says no.”

“Is he hanging out with drunk girls in the women’s bathroom?”

“Umm, one sec. Harris, can you ask her if Ilya is in there? … Harris says no.”

“Ok. What were you talking about before he disappeared?”

“We were trying to figure out where to eat.”

“Did anyone bring up sushi?”

“He didn’t say he wanted-“

“Just answer the question.”

“Uh yeah, someone suggested it, but he said he wanted-“

“He’s at the pier.”

“What?”

“He got bored, sushi put fish on his brain, which made him think about water, and he likes going to piers, and the hotel is walking distance from a boardwalk by the water. He’s there, most likely trying to look at fish going under the dock.”

“… How do you know that?”

“Do you have any ideas how many times I have gotten this exact phone call? He’s easier to catch if you bait him with mozzarella sticks but make sure he knows he only gets them if he comes quietly. If you let him negotiate he will take the sticks and run. Cliff always fell for that.”

[gloryhollanovjah]

I just don't think we're talking about Shane at the aquarium enough

[bloominflowers]

a centaurs appreciation post bc I love these characters and this team with all my heart 💗

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[treblerose689]

There would be so few people who would understand it, but man, I REALLY want someone to make a t-shirt with a little plush giraffe on it that says “Chill and Sex Positive”. It would amuse me so much and I would wear it proudly.

[asynca]

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

[tinylilhollander]

Harris: I'm bringing Chiron to practice.

Ilya:

[bandsanitizer]

yuna noticing things that frustrate shane from the tags on his shirt to certain pairs of socks to whenever he’s given certain foods in a bowl. yuna saying, “I have an idea,” before the tears fall or something gets thrown and explaining cutting off the tags or suggesting they flip the socks inside out or grabbing the plate with sections. yuna saying, “I have an idea,” and working with shane to figure out what’s not working, what’s difficult, what can be done, creating a plan. that when shane’s older and sometimes it’s frustration with himself or anxiety, it’s “I have an idea” and yuna and shane are on the ice at 1AM. it’s “I have an idea” and david comes home to a spreadsheet with pivot table ranking college choices based on distance, hockey team, and costs. it’s “I have an idea” and all the curtains are closed, all the lights are off, and yuna is forcing herself to sit as still as possible as shane is curled up in bed rocking himself because shane can’t tell yuna’s what’s wrong and doesn’t want to be touched but it’s too much and he doesn’t want to be alone.

that when ilya calls shane but can’t find the right words in english of course shane says “I have an idea” and listens to ilya speak russian even though he can’t understand because it’s not about him understanding, but ilya feeling better—even just a little bit. that when it seems residing somewhere else permanently, citizenship, is important to ilya and shane doesn’t want him to marry svetlana and it sounds like ilya doesn’t want to marry her either, of course shane thinks of a plan and says “I have an idea” so early in the morning it’s still night and maybe some of it is selfish, there’s so much shane wants with ilya—forever, if he’ll let him—but shane also just wants what ilya wants. and he’ll do anything to make sure ilya knows he doesn’t have to do it alone.

[eugeniedanglars]

ilya making his toddler chocolate milk and showing her how to blow bubbles in it with a straw. send post

[medrawawi]

gimme kiss 😙

[tinylilhollander]

I just know the first time Shane Hollander hears the rink referred to as the 'boy aquarium' he's so mad he can't speak for a full half hour.

[hudsonswilliams]

bonus:

[providing-leverage]

“average Leverage episode has as much hockey in it as an episode of Heated Rivalry ” factoid actuallyjust statistical error. average Leverage episode has 0 hockey. The Blue Line Job, which has 10,000 more hockey moments than all of HR s1 is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[gaynehollander]

I'm so glad that season two will have a bigger budget and I'm so glad it will all be blown on licensing that one Moana song Arthur Pike plays a 15 second snippet of as Shane and Ilya get married in the Pikes' living room.

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone