so long, and thanks for all the fish

whomst've 

[illkim]

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

[shittyneet]

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

[pokepuffs]

these frames were consecutive 

[jasonpriestley]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[anubianpagan]

[bonkalore]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Purrito supreme

[catchymemes]

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

[layered-like-an-onion]

A PUMPGUIN

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

im trying find a certain cat picture, its kinda grey-black cat holding on to one of those cat climb/scratch post while going :v

looks like this

[unhumanmess-deactivated20181125]

This one?

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

yes!!!! thank you!!

now your second quest, which is optional

[unhumanmess-deactivated20181125]

Butter cat???

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

yes! thats the one! i have no more mspaint cats now. thanks for partaking in the quest for cats.

[medusa-must-live]

Me: I wanna fall in love.

Aphrodite: With who??

Me: With myself.

Aphrodite: THAT’S MY GIRRRL

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[wormcrud]

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

[s-0-teric]

I need a monster to show up in my dream and drag me like this

[underbellamy-deactivated2023100]

me: fIGHT ME (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

me: *is afraid to ask people for help at stores* *stutters when ordering take out* *runs as fast as i can out of a room after i shut the lights off in case the shadow monsters try to get me* *will refuse to go back into a room after seeing a spider until i know for a fact it is gone* 

[mymodernmet]

Determined Two-Legged Rescue Cat Learns to Walk, Run, and Jump

[princesstigerbelle]

SO THIS IS WHERE THIS MEME ORIGINATED

[weirdmutual-deactivated20210902]

[bassiter]

Visit Original Link

Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[mossbug]

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

i want to live in the peaceful feeling you get underwater where everything sounds softer and the lights are all tinged blue and the world feels silky and light and surreal