Nemo is Nobody

Personal blog of a smut-poisoned old weeb. Some rants. Feelings about 2D and storytelling. Mostly for myself. If you're blocked it's because I don't know how to use this website and refuse to learn. Rated OT

[yodaprod]

Happy New Year / Bonne Année

Martini & Rossi New Year commercial (1988-1989)

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

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last modified 2006-10-31 02:00:15

[55nemo55]

happy bday cody

[lazaruspiss]

anyways for future reference. i have low tolerance for jokes about gk jasons appearance. anything gk related used to be fucking flooded with dogshit jokes at his expense and frankly i just don't get it.

[zeroducks-2]

GK Jason looks fine. He's different from what we tend to see in the comics and he's different from how he looks as the Arkham Knight, but he's fine. Idk why people are so hung up over his appearance.

"He looks like he comes straight from the army! If you like him you're just fulfilling your fantasy of military men!" ...what exactly gives you the confidence to make a leap of logic with such certainty, but most of all, what if I was??

[55nemo55]

Being a southern faggot with a huge sample size of both populations at my disposal: No, he doesn't look like a military guy at all. He looks like a beefy Grindr masc4masc guy who's INTO military guys.

[drchucktingle]

Man Name of Chuck, I must ask - isn't your pink bag of obfuscation very warm to wear? How do you not melt?

yes you are correct. it is very warm and i am constantly melting under my bag IT DOES NOT FEEL GREAT.

HOWEVER i am happy to bring my trot out into the world and prove love. if all i have to worry about is my dang head getting too warm then i have a pretty dang good life and a lot to be thankful for

but yes it is hot as heck and very uncomfortable

[drchucktingle]

furries coming to chucks aid with neck fan advice when i post about my mask getting super hot underneath

[bruciemilf]

Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on " inside a cinema " or something like that. Then, BAM. Here's a list of smell and sounds. I can't remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3

[bruciemilf]

I FOUND IT BITCHES

[dramono]

This is going to save me so much trouble in the future.

[favoritesticle]

[xkoifishteax]

I didn’t know he was Jewish.

[uncle-cazador]

Mothltav

[55nemo55]

neurodivergent friendship, the music video

[natsukashii-naa]

On this day in history..

Rose of Versailles (1979)

[eclipse-song]

Hey did everyone see that the official press release photos of Kamen Rider Legend featured everyone being able to see his massive balls and they've now had to poorly photoshop the image so it looks like he just has a giant orb hanging off his crotch

[eclipse-song]

they cut off his balls

[55nemo55]

[bloodhooof]

[55nemo55]

One thing you learn moving between sexuality and gender Worlds of kink online: Where there's men, there's forced fem kink. And I think that's beautiful.

[omgthatdress]

Sun Ra

[terribledactyl]

“we want more weird queer people” you guys can’t handle it/its users

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[55nemo55]

#pour one out for my old classmate#who improved his pronunciation with samurai films#he's married with kids now#he works at a company#a living human woman knows the love of her life best as a mifune impression#he gives work presentations in this voice#It's been 15 years and I can't tell if I think this is awful or awesome

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[isa-the-great-and-powerful]

Super old oscilloscope and semi old oscilloscope. Old one takes those modules in the box. There are tubes on those modules. Also some old selectors and inputs. All because @acybernetickiwi 's stream was showing off their switches and stuff for mech stuff.

[chthonic-pain]

everyone dunking on that automated fleshlight sex toy needs to remember that disabled people get horny too ok 💜

[chthonic-pain]

having a masturbator that moves itself, holds your phone, and gives the user exact and immediate control of speed and intensity is fucking revolutionary for disabled people who cannot jack off without assistive devices. for some reason nobody wants to talk about disabled people masturbating but since all of you #sexpositive #feminists agree that jacking off is normal and good and everyone should be able to do it, you have to extend that sentiment to disabled people too. people who cannot move their hands/arms get horny. people who have no core strength get horny. if you physically cannot hump a fleshlight or use a manual sex toy or give yourself a handjob then it is very difficult to experience sexual pleasure without another person involved.

disabled people deserve sex toys that work with their bodies. disabled people deserve to be able to sexually pleasure themselves. disabled people deserve adapted sex toys that the entire fucking internet does not decide to make "lazy basement dweller creep" jokes about.

[vitariesocks]

Reminder that in the 1970s, disabled man Gosnell Duncan, who was paralyzed from the waist down, created body-safe silicone and silicone dildos as a response to the needs of the disabled community. Duncan’s work was important in bringing sex toys — particularly dildos — into the public eye, meaning they became much more accessible for all Americans.

You can’t disconnect sex toys from disability and disability history. If you use any body-safe silicone today, sex toy or not, you have Duncan to thank.

More on Duncan here:

How Gosnell Duncan Changed the Feminist Sex-Toy Game Forever

It’s hard to imagine that sex toys were once controversial within the feminist movement.

[ouppyboy420]

Also, this website has really really great accessible sex toys and other sex accessories (chairs, cushions) Their stuff is priced pretty well too, considering that it’s high quality stuff.

Sex Mobility Aids & Accessible Sex Toys (Bolsters, Straps, Props)

Sex bolsters and straps, vibrators with handles, male strokers for erectile dysfunction and so much more. Naughty North has the ONLY collect

[basic-bamboo]

I would like to personally plug Intimate Rose dilators and pelvic wand. Their dilators are made of silicone which is more comfortable flexible than a lot of other dilators that are made of either hard plastic or metal. They also have an ergonomic handle that can be swapped between different sizes of dilator. They have a vibrating pelvic wand as well, but I haven't tried it.

There's also the Ohnut which is a silicone ring that is worn over a penis (though I'm sure it can be worn over a strap as well, but the reason it exists- you could just wear a different strap) to prevent deep penetration that is painful for the person being penetrated. It comes in a few different sizes depending on how deep you like or can handle being penetrated. (Also discovering from re-checking their site just now that they now have a vibrating one!)