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Roman history Funded by porno magnate Fewer facts, more cans. (Tinto Brass: Caligula (1979))

A Gallic bus trip Feet the object of anger Button woe later. (Raymond Queneau: Exercises In Style (1947))

Game has more nuance Just like Weyland-Yutani The Rock? A hard place. (Andrzej Bartkowiak: Doom (2005))

Identity gone. Spock is a psychiatrist Grimness? Absolute. (Philip Kaufman: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978))

Field trip to Paris Death’s plan remains unfulfilled For a while at least. (James Wong: Final Destination (2000))

Norwegian bequest An island house window, lit But the dolls know all. (Michael J. Bird: Maelstrom (1985))

Fabergé auction. Provenance? Seems dubious. A leathery sub. (John Glen: Octopussy (1983))

Inattentive teens Mrs Voorhees’ white sweater? It’s got a DEATH CURSE! (Sean S. Cunningham: Friday the 13th (1980))

Depression worsens Seven weeks without the sun But the hair improves. (Mark Gill: England is Mine (2017))

Satan’s nerd army! True Norwegian Black Metal! Gatekeepers dislike. (Jonas Åkerlund: Lords of Chaos (2018))

A knock on the door Haven’t I been here before? A knock on the door. (Natasha Lyonne: Russian Doll (2019))

A thought: what the shit? A Serbian Edgelord, yes? Two hours washed away. (Srđan Spasojević: A Serbian Film (2010))

Dinner dialogue? Nazis, fear and loneliness. Inconceivable! (Louis Malle: My Dinner With Andre (1981))

L.A. night, neon A pivot to video Opportunity. (Dan Gilroy: Nightcrawler (2004))

Circular story Bell rings in the emptiness Hidden in the paint. (Haruki Murakami: Killing Commendatore (2018))

Deadly piggyback Scientist? Mansplain rockets. Love cares not for height. (Lewis Gilbert: Moonraker (1979))

Searching for answers Breathing comes hard for husband Of course we can help. (Bryan Forbes: Seance on a Wet Afternoon (1964))

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