mute me;

marina / she / libra / vans aim: ukelelesbian this night's smoky eye is brought to you by last week's cat eye.

[turntup2ne1-deactivated20230307]

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

[slimshadysteez-deactivated20171]

I keep wanting to make jokes but they’re borderline too real even tho it’s me making fun of my own problems 

[57facets-blog]

the only father i recognize is papa john’s 

[rousteing]

[57facets-blog]

🍑 MY DREAM JOB IS GETTING PAID TO SLEEP 🍑

[bogleech]

Why do they even still put sex scenes in movies? Does anybody actually care? Does anybody actually go into a movie eager for the narrative to grind to a halt for a couple minutes of some milquetoast sweaty groping and pretend moans under a blanket?

It’s 2015, people literally have easier access to pornography than water at any moment.

[agony5678]

is  milquetoast pronounced milk toast because if it is milk toast sweaty groping is the worst sentence ive ever read aloud hands down

[hoes-nd-clothes]

Direct deposit > good morning texts

[msunderstoo]

[xesnu-deactivated20170810]

details at dolce & gabbana f/w 2012

[zackisontumblr]

my textbook and i have a lot in common

[h0odrich]

‘hey whats up?’

‘your time talking to me' 

[witchomo-blog]

[57facets-blog]

@staff what about my blog suggests that i give a shit about doctor who. tell me so i can delete it

[dragondicks]

I went to smell my bra this morning to see if it was gross and for some reason the instructions got fucked up on the way from my brain and I ended up putting it to my ear and just listening to it for a second. Idk how my brain thought that would help, like if I could hear the ocean it’s time to put on a clean bra

[57facets-blog]

i’m just homosexual

[drinklust]

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”