I eat CARDBOARD

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[wellen-katze]

*Boogie Street* Shakes - Disco Elysium comic

[pangur-and-grim]

reading with my creatures

[pangur-and-grim]

[rylandgraces]

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

[5amm-e]

As everyone else said he would LOVE this. You'd trip him over and he'd pull some force bs to start breakdancing. You'd try to buy him and he'd be like "hrmm worth at least 5 credits, I am". He'd find crumbs and be like "Ah a snack, I have been given"

[sm2k99]

the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

[everydaylouie]

cat game

[bellasauruss]

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[teathattast]

[zomdead-deactivated20260110]

a gougar

[wwwwwwwwwwww12]

maybe i should

[snackalus]

Locking In

Darktide Fan art

[wiittyusername]

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

[wiittyusername]

It would look like this

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[windowsdestruction]

i hate finding out absurdist jokes are actually normal jokes i was just missing context for. way to ruin the fun.. now its lame.. scoffs

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]

[oars-deactivated20250629]

girl are you sure???????????????