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"Shes my wallpaper on both lock and home screen "-God

[56blogsstillcrazy]

She not playing games Lmaooo

[niambi]

katniss who?

[thpock]

the funniest election image yet

[officialwhitegirls]

talk dirty to me

[ishouldntbe-deactivated20180709]

This dark at 5pm shit is fucking me up

[sleighinbedgrowyrhair]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Soldiers are harder to spot when they’re not wearing camouflage.

[piercedshut]

when you type “dog bless you” instead of “dog bless you”

[piercedshut]

[piercedshut]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I TYPED DOG BLESS YOU TWICE FUCK I RUINED MY OWN TEXT POST FUCKING SHIT

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies

Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID’s. I’m too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I’m alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I’ve been recently. He tells me he’s off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what’s happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn’t even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.

I don’t deserve Jared.

-thebassoe

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

[dramatichoe]

[5es-oh-es]

grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!

me: grandma you're like 80

[winter-soldier]

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

[sinisterhiphop-deactivated20160]

[dornanshades]

Nick Bateman and his dog Joey ♥ Credit to nickbatemandaily for the gif.

[5saucession]

[gayvodkugh]

[so-you-better-run]