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Gwen 24 They/Them

[sxpxrmxrgxr]

[only-cat-memes]

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[halfangs]

rahul kohli’s IG stories right now 😭😭😭

oh? what were his previous stories??

ah

[dogpuppy]

[menlove-archive]

I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

[frontmansdefender]

[dogpuppy]

[pnglove]

[teaboot]

Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell

[willgrahamscock]

[janawijete]

[loccorocco]

Was riding a provincial bus with my friend. The bus braked hard, and she caught me by the forehead. It was a meaty smack

[aboutoriginality]

[podracer]

Dune if I was in charge

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[only-cat-memes]

[pukashell]

i have a bachelor's degree in bitching and moaning