dattebayo

nice kitties (kankuro titties)

[0bjto]

Random Sand Ninja seeing Kankurō without makeup: …wow….you look so much like Lord 4th….

Kankurō: you can just say I’m ugly it’s fine.

[panharmonium]

that…i’m alive?

[kornkuro]

attempts have been made

[hotelmenetekel]

staying up late after work, working on sth important

[mangonetics]

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

[ukrainian-psycho]

Hell yeah king show more skin!

[snowywarmthkuya]

you guys are just posting anything these days

[emil]

youre just jealous of our receding hairlines

[kornkuro]

attempts have been made

[sasukepositive-deactivated20191]

the levels of naruto thoughts

naruto good

naruto bad

naruto is bad but i like imagining ways that would make it good

[binarutoarchive]

Okay but maybe they bullied naruto cus he was hogging the swing. Give somebody else a turn

[bakapandy]

commemorating their first joint mission as jounin…..

[llamaemilia-deactivated20220201]

Team 7 describing their training with the sannin:

Sasuke: Orochimaru and I would stare at each other in disgust for at least 3 hours. I’d call him an old hag and he would make some snippy comment about me being insufferable until finally I snapped and would try to kill him. He would tell me some important information on ninjutsu before leaving and I’d learn things on my own.

Naruto: Jiraiya would bug me for about half an hour telling me to use my sexy jutsu or whatever before he’d give up. Idk he was gone most of the time. So I just hung out with my shadow clones all day.

Sakura: Shishou would throw giant rocks at me until I learned to dodge them. I’d break several bones in my body each day and then she’d heal them. I trained every muscle in my body to increase endurance and speed. She forced me to use only 1% of my chakra each day. We’d have our morning screaming match before Shizune calmed us down. She’d make me work in the hostpital for 12 hours every other day. I had required reading every night. I had to pass numerous exams in order to prove I understood things. I was sent on over 30 missions through this process, and I had to learn about the hokage position and help her with work alongside Shizune. But it honestly was really good for my mental health l like don’t have a split personality anymore.

Sasuke and Naruto:

[matchabitchy]

naruto log.2 人々

by:  黑色萬寳路

[hotelmenetekel]

some teachers and you know. those two guys from naruto.

[kishimotomasashi]

[yabasu]

[harperbrooklyn12]

[9000slimes]

full res version here !

so.. gaara doesn’t sleep but probably would sleep over at naruto’s place anyway. also, it’s hilarious because gaara’s still kazekage and just. imagine these fools standing outside naruto’s apartment door

tfw ur little brother is kazekage but wants to stay over at his boyfriend’s shitty apartment every time yall visit konoha

[temarinist]