Ummm???? Fuck me????

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Ummm???? Fuck me????
when they ask luke what his favourite smell is he says vanilla - the scent of the candle that sat by your bedside burning low every night before you went to sleep. it’s in his duffle bag now, burning in dressing rooms and hotels like he can trick his mind into peace at the thought of you.
when they ask him his favourite colour he spends too much time trying to describe the tint of your eyes and the way they change in the sun, the way they fade like a mood ring, reflecting your feelings better than your words can often convey. he has trouble trying to explain the way the colours swirl and move, like galaxies seen up close, thousands of stars blurring together to create something so complex and beautiful.
when they ask him his favourite food he says pizza. standard, they think, but he can’t tell them it’s because his favourite nights are the ones when your body is pressed against him, back on his chest and a box of pizza shared between you both; the nights he doesn’t have to be anything but himself, tangled in sheets with you, squeaks of laughter and throw away kisses between cheesy slices and equally as cheesy lines.
when they ask him his favourite song he tells them the one he last heard you sing in the shower. your voice mixing with steam floating around the bathroom, settling against his ears, twisting his lips into the dorkiest of smiles at your one woman performance until his teeth are brushed and he joins you for the chorus.
when they ask him what he misses most when he’s on tour he can’t say it’s the mornings he wakes up to you breathing softly against his neck and he can’t tell them it’s your hand resting in his, like you’re scared that when you let go he’ll be gone again. he can’t tell them it’s the nights he can’t keep his hands off you or the way your lips feel against his when you tug his hoodie close to you and bring his face to yours for no reason but because he’s /there/ and you can.
he can’t tell them any of that so he shrugs and smiles and says ‘home’ but he knows that the only home he really has is the one he feels settle in his bones when your arms are around him and his scruffy jaw is tucked against your neck.
so many people don’t know about Story Of Another Us and it’s so under appreciated so I thought it deserved it’s own music video.
what i think dating luke would be like realistically
- he’d be annoying as fuck
- prodding you awake at like 3am to tell you a stupid joke he came up with
- probably a lot of fighting over stupid shit (especially when he’s jetlagged or stressed)
- i feel like he’d forget to call/text you a lot when he’s on tour
- but when he did he’d send so many dumb outdated memes smh
- so many lazy days in bed when he’s home
- dinner would often consist of doritos
- rough “i’ve missed you so much” sex whenever he’s been gone more than 3 weeks
- i kinda feel like he’s the type of bf who’d grow complacent in a relationship and sometimes forget to cherish you as much as he should
- would be v grumpy when he’s tired tbh
- sometimes he’d take frustrations out on you without meaning to
- i feel like he’d be a loving boyfriend tho, always wanting to spoil you
- luke’s not great at expressing emotions which could be problematic sometimes
- he’s an attention whore and his favourite person to get attention from would be you so sometimes he’d literally annoy the shit out of you (i.e. poking, prodding, mass-texting, repeated facetiming) just to make sure he was still ur fave too
- him being a sore loser when you beat him at his favourite video game
- a lot of late night drunken phone calls from him probably
- sometimes he’d be super selfish in bed tbh
- but also i feel like he’d be super sweet and caring if he was serious about the relationship
- maybe not always picking up on your sadness, but smothering you with cuddles and kisses once he finally realized you were down
- idk he’d probably have the best intentions but sometimes falling short when trying to prove it
basically luke would want to be a good boyfriend and he’d try his damn best but he’s not perfect and sometimes he’d piss you off and make you cry but if he really truly loved you, you would know and he would do anything to make you happy
Im just gonna leave this here
I SEE 5SOS TONIGHT🙌🏻🎶❤️
ME TOO😭😭
Is anyone going to the show alone tonight?
Are you going alone?😭
GUYS OMG
I actually forgot I was going until yesterday
Lol fake fan right here apparently
"Michael oh my god when did you get in? Why didn't you wake me? Oh my god I'm a really deep sleeper, that's so worrying. Anything could have happened whilst you were away oh-" "Y/N I love you and I haven't seen you in four months but shut up please. I'm so tired" Michael groans from beside you in the bed and throws a pillow at you with one hand, his head leaning on his other arm. He put his free arm on your hip as you laid sideways facing him. "OK, sorry" you whisper with a giggle before running your hand through his red hair and kiss his cheek. "I love you". He mumbled something back which vaguely sounded like he loves you too.
Part 1
“Fuck sake” Calum would sigh as he laid beside you on your bed, his phone in his hand.
“What’s up?” You’d ask.
“These fans, they claim they support us but as soon as one of us has a girlfriend they’re all body language experts analysing our relationships” Calum would mutter. You’d roll your eyes at his attitude.
“Leave them to it” you would reply, taking his phone from him gently, locking it and kissing his forehead. “Do you really care?”
“No” Calum would shake his head after sighing and pulling you to him. You’d lean up to kiss his cheek which would make his heart swell.
I can’t look at this without fretting about his grammar. I need to get a grip
“all that matters is that u tried ur best”
me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*
me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did
My dash is just Calum Calum Calum rn and I'm all fucking for that
where has this been hiding
Pro tip: if someone is happy about something and wants to share it with you even though you have no interest in it, go along with it. There’s no need to put someone down about something they feel is cool. It’s just nice you know.