Domestic Starter Sentences
Shoving everything into the closet doesn't count as cleaning.
Hey, is the internet down for you too.
Touch the thermostat and I'll kill you.
I asked for a quiet morning, not whatever this is.
And just how long were you going to let me keep watering a fake plant!?
Don't you even think of walking in here with those muddy shoes, I just mopped!
Why would you leave your wet towel on the bed!?
Come here, your hair's sticking up weird.
I said we just needed milk, why did you buy six loaves of bread?
Well maybe I wouldn't have to eat it with a spoon if somebody had done the dishes!
I'm not really sure if we need bleach or a flamethrower for the leftovers in the back of the fridge.
Did you seriously put the empty cereal box back in the pantry?
(insert name here), you have five seconds to explain why my white shirts have all turned pink.
Who left the fridge open?!
You do know you're supposed to wash your used cups, not collect them on your nightstand, right?
You said you’d take the trash out three hours ago.
Hey, have you seen my phone?
I cooked, which means you get to do the dishes.
I'm going shopping, do you want to come?
You couldn't have left me at least a little hot water?!
Stop stealing the covers!
You fell asleep on the couch again. Come to bed.