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Prompt list || quotes from Kitaro’s Graveyard Gang ||

( change pronouns and such as needed)

“Look out, look there.”

“You slippin’ anthrax in the mail?”

“That’s a no-no!”

“Thanks, my footsies are killing me!”

“I recognise him! He’s from America!”

“So you’re stealing golf balls again?”

“We get on each other’s shoulders…and kill ‘im!”

“I’m afraid [name] is pushing up daisies now- uh..I mean, seaweed.”

“In that case, I’ll fart up a storm.”

“Oh, good heavens! Look at all that dough!”

“Of course, I’d need to be compensated.”

“You’re going to put that contraption in the lighthouse?!”

“Something evil’s brewing.”

“They magically disappeared!”

“I must oppose myself..”

“Look at that! It’s a TV set!”

“Your filthy sandals would never get past the forcefield.”

“I’ll use my rat skills.”

“Now, now, would I ever trick a swell ol’ pal like you, huh?”

“So you’ll stop me somehow, [name]? Hah! That’s a good one!”

“Oh no! Don’t kick the bucket. Again.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t run you over.”

“Oh, the pain! The pain! My tootsies are killing me! Can’t we stop and take five?”

“My gosh! You trying to kill us?”

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Diving Fisherman Masaru || RP Prompts – taken from various videos from masaru.9268 (english subtitled) 

"So, I’m normal and you’re abnormal."

"I'm even tempted to eat some raw."

"What kind of creature has teeth like these?"

"That was close! I wasn’t being careless though. "

"Is this really edible?"

"Have you ever been stabbed with a spear? "

"Before fully removing its poison and seasoning it, let’s check its natural flavour. "

"So just now, I was doing a taste test of rotten fish. "

"Really, just wearing this wetsuit compresses my body so much I think I might just get crushed to death. "

"If I can find it, I can catch it."

"This is getting a bit grotesque. "

"He’s becoming like a rare Pokemon. "

"It’s a gamble, let’s flip it over. "

"Can I really make scrambled eggs with this? "

"Well, complaining and breaking promises isn’t very manly, so I’ll continue. "

"Being able to witness evolution in progress…isn’t that incredibly romantic? "

"As soon as it touched my mouth, it was really unpleasant and I couldn’t enjoy it. "

"I was so bored for the past hour and a half, I was drinking. "

"I’m cutting the skin gently so the stomach won’t burst. "

"Okay, let’s start a fire."

"There’s no way you could drink a thousand mililitres of eel blood."

"It’s just average in the yucky world."

"I thought a mermaid would come out"

"Anyways, let’s wash off the blood."

"I need someone to hug me now"

"What doesn’t come out from the anus comes out from the mouth. "

"I get food poisoning way more often than most so I do all I can to avoid it."

"I shouldn't put my hand in a fish's mouth for no reason...."

"We’re living the ostrich life right now."

"Can a frog survive in a place full of garbage like this?"

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