5N1TCH AND A 5PY

 F, 19, Washington. In love with Science. INTP Nega-Pisces. I enjoy fine dining and jokes about cannibalism.

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

The deeper the bond, the better you fight.

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

no you don’t understand how important this is

it’s an Ancient Greek sling bullet and it’s inscribed with the words ΔΕΞΑΙ or “TAKE THAT”

seriously? JFC can you imagine one of your comrades getting hit with one of these and you go to look and then

[interretialia]

Accipe!

[vimoradi-deactivated20180806]

bandaids dont fix bullet holes

[vivayashio0o]

his saarebas

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

me if I was American 

[lion-byte]

For some reason, my original video post glitched out and couldn’t play on Tumblr. *Glares at Tumblr.*

I made a little edit about the (horrible) Tumblr update. (Also on YouTube)

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Jasper: “Why do you look like that? Why are you so weak? I fought against your armies, I respected your tactics. But this- “ [Sounds of whimpering in background]

Japser lifting update: “This is sick!”

[dirtygfconfessions]

[ppowgallery]

“In this vacuum-sealed artificial paradise, utopia turns to dystopia, the American Dream to consumerist nightmare. It is not a new story, but Ms. Rohrer gives it a cool, acerbic bite.” - Ken Johnson on the work of Jessica Rohrer

Jessica Rohrer Bloomfield opens May 28 from 6-8 at P.P.O.W and is on view through June 27

[cliffordccino]

Visit Original Link

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well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this

[scorplings]

[after-theafterlife]

HOLY FUCK

[wefhhfsuuhi-deactivated20241027]

????????????

[ewaneneollav]

“your son died?! oh my god! i’m so sorry. h.. how, if you don’t mind me asking?”

“he couldnt exhibit enough self control to not submerge his fucking head in a river of chocolate”

[5n1tchandaspy]

signs at their best vs. at their worst

Aries at their best: "I love you my life is amazing I love everyone. hugs for all."

Aries at their worst: "I hate my life I hate you let's kill everyone."

Taurus at their best: "Let's have a giant cuddle puddle with everyone I love people"

Taurus at their worst: *eats the entire refrigerator including the metal* "My life is over"

Gemini at their best: "wow I'm fabulous. do you see how perfect I am? I'm the new Beyoncé"

Gemini at their worst: "you know I could kill you?"

Cancer at their best: "has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? wow can I be you? I love you. I love you all" *blows kisses and throws flowers everywhere*

Cancer at their worst: "I RULE THIS FUCKING WORLD BACK OFF AND DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO"

Leo at their best: "wow I'm so perfect I'm beautiful."

Leo at their worst: "MY LIFE SUCKS. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH MY LIFE SUCKS?"

Virgo at their best: *feminist rant* "I love everyone wow"

Virgo at their worst: "actually I hate you all. now I need to go clean my fucking room and cry"

Libra at their best: *signs entire musical soundtrack*

Libra at their worst: "nobody loves me. you don't love me. he doesn't love me. my mum doesn't love me. my cat doesn't love me. my goldfish doesn't even love me."

Scorpio at their best: "I'm a fucking goddess my life is perfect"

Scorpio at their worst: "I hate myself my life is over"

Sagittarius at their best: "heheheheh" *does something stupid* "wow I'm HILARIOUS"

Sagittarius at their worst: *kills you and drinks your blood*

Capricorn at their best: "I hate all of you" *evil smile*

Capricorn at their worst: "I hate all of you" *emotional breakdown and sobs for the next year*

Aquarius at their best: "unicorns are real dude I swear. everyone is so beautiful. can I paint you? you're gorgeous and so am I!"

Aquarius at their worst: *sobs* "I hate earth. that's it, I'm moving to Mars"

Pisces at their best: "murder"

Pisces at their worst: "murder"

[shadovvlurking]

when your friend is sad

when you find they’re sad because someone hurt them

[theartofanimation]

Liz Pulido     -     http://lizsketch.tumblr.com

[pachipachisakana]

3 hotties bears at your service

[heavensivan-deactivated20160111]

so incredibly proud of this lil munchkin sprinkleofglitr on her clothing line!! the fact that its for plus sized women and that it had POCKETS makes me so incredibly happy, you go girl! <3 GET ITEMS FROM HER LINE RIGHT NOW!

[danisontnonfire]

louise is so pretty I’m gonna die

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[gapgems-blog]

You Can Literally Add In Any Music part 8