aspiring etc

Emmy. Feel free to drop in anytime.

[memesonthehour]

[ryebreadgf]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

[cyberscully]

cher up @ 4:56am spitting facts and absolutely decimating men

[uncle-tomfoolery]

Why she ask for an envelope to read her own vote

[stevencharleston]

im screaming

[alchemust]

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[theseriouscynic]

Him and this gif have the same energy

[onlyblackgirlintheclass2]

He dragged him for not listening lmao

[fanonical]

were the weasley kids homeschooled for all their primary school? i’d say that’s implied, because ron would know a little bit about muggle stuff if he’d gone to a muggle primary school. and if so, big props to molly weasley, imagine having to try and teach at least three kids minimum at the same time how to count when two of them are fred and george

[ghostsandgoblins]

New York Minute (2004) dir. Dennie Gordon

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemecentral1]

[alexander]

what’s your name?

Wait, really?

[quarterinthequeerjar]

To be fair, that Fred kid’s name was Lucas

[alexander]

[puppersofnewyork]

[dongboss]

not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bagelbitesofficial]

let her sip,

[andbentherewerenone]

I just about burst a blood vessel laughing at this.

[twitterlols]

[hotvampireadjacent]

hello???

[petclownask]

“If you don’t like raw aggression you shouldn’t be working at build a bear.” Might be one of the most chaotic things I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading

[arkanovci]

[goodenoughforjazz]

i used to work at Denny’s and honestly i served the weirdest people like this one time these two really stoned guys came in and when they were ordering their drinks the one guy was like “i would like a coke with exactly 6 ice cubes” and i actually counted out 6 and brought him his drink and when he saw that there was actually exactly 6 ice cubes he just stared at me for an uncomfortably long time and also he tipped me 20 dollars

[coughloop]

just remembered i have a sprite in my fridge

[coughloop]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why do i always feel like my inbox is where restless spirits go to try and communicate