This shit is actually killing me. Like I have it all planned out and all the other parts are written. It’s just the smut. I can’t seem to vibe with it. I keep writing angst fics instead AHHHH
Summary: Red Bull PR love how cute your booktok aesthetic is. Fans love the stark contrast to the content of those books. And Liam, well he benefits from it all.
Requested: yes by anon
But I realise I went completely off the topic of the ask so I’m very sorry. I hope you still enjoy
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liamlawson30 take her on holiday and the only thing in her suitcase was books
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readingwithyn how do you manage to take the prettiest photos of me
→ liamlawson30 because you are the prettiest
→ user1 get you a man who is as down bad for you as liam lawson is for yn
use2 liam lawson is f1’s #1 wag
lilymhe okay but she is the prettiest f1 driver there ever was
→ alex_albon excuse me?
→ jensonbutton excuse me?
→ readingwithyn my wife 💍 but i could never compete with kimi raikonnen
→ liamlawson30 excuse me?
kevinmagnussen i’d rather her hands be on the book than you, kiwi
→ readingwithyn will you pack it in with the big brother act, already? it’s been 3 years
→ kevinmagnussen no. and he should count himself lucky that i’m not on track next year
→ liamlawson30 🫣😧
mercedesamgf1 feeling your pain, all she does during meetings is read on her phone.
→ mercedesamgf1 she thinks we can’t see her but we can
→ readingwithyn why are you shit talking me on main?
→ readingwithyn do you not know that i am going through a very emotional time right now? i just finished my book and have to decide what to read next
→ mercedesamgf we know. it’s all you talked about last week
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readingwithyn many of you told me i should start this series next and i’m a sucker for dragons so here goes
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user3 i love how she has a work insta and a reading insta and this is the only one she ever actually uses
→ user4 it’s the fact that she likes her own book posts with her f1 account
→ user5 wait, she runs an f1 fan account as well?
→ user6 oh god, we’ve got another one about to learn the yn magnussen lore
jackdoohan what chapter are you on? ‘cause we need to debrief but i don’t want to risk spoiling anything. and you haven’t updated your goodreads
→ readingwithyn i’m on page 552
→ jackdoohan in which case, prepare for a voice note
→ user7 i love that jack is part of her f1 book club
→ lilymhe @/jackdoohan put it in the gc please
→ visacashapprb how do we join?
→ mercedesamgf1 you don’t. we already have to fight for her attention and we’re literally the colours of violet’s hair. we don’t need more competition
user8 okay but girly you are in for a ride
→ user9 she handles cars at 200mph, I’m sure she’s got this
→ user10 this is a different kind of ride
→ user11 in more ways than one 🍆
liamlawson30 i haven’t seen those dragons since your goblet of fire obsession
→ readingwithyn i may have to rename them now
→ kevinmagnussen don’t you dare give kevin jr some silly fantasy name
→ readingwithyn kevin jr was renamed to kevin sucks a while ago…
→ kevinmagnussen @/liamlawson30 i know this is your fault
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kevinmagnussen replied i had to google this myself and i’m actually disgusted with you
→ what the hell are you reading
→ why are you exposing me to this
→ readingwithyn i told you to stop following me ages ago
→ kevinmagnussen i miss when you were little and thought boys would give you cooties
liamlawson30 replied is this another thing you’re going to need me to test with you?
jackdoohan replied couldn't wrap my head around it either so i had to go to the ladies on tik tok. very educational
→ i'll send you the link
lilymhe replied i tried to convince alex to do it with me (fully clothed) for anatomical purposes but he just looked at me in disgust
→ readingwithyn brb. gonna ask liam for help with something
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kevinmagnussen replied i had to google this and now i’m disgusted with you
→ why are you exposing me to this
→ why are you also partaking in this behaviour
→ oh y’all nasty. watch your back, lawson, because i know what kind of sicko you are now
visacashapprb replied the ladies on twitter told us the door lean is very well appreciated btw. just in case you need to make up for clipping her car earlier
lilymhe replied the door lean will get her to instantly forgive you. trust me.
→ liamlawson30 you sound like you speak from experience
→ lilymhe alex giggled more than i did, and it still worked
yn_amg replied stop trying to make me forgive you
→ liamlawson30 i must be in trouble if you’re replying with your business account
→ yn_amg i’ve been liking all the comments about how evil you are for crashing into me
→ liamlawson30 cheers, babe
→ yn_amg if you stop sulking, I’ll show you how good i am at the acronym
→ liamlawson30 i am speed!
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liamlawson30 you must allow me to tell you how ardently i love and admire you
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readingwithyn i already said yes but quoting mr darcy for me? locked in for life
→ liamlawson30 i thought the ring already meant that
→ readingwithyn i’m trying to say that i love you, ya goof
user1 okay but this is the cutest proposal he could have possibly chosen for her
→ user2 the fact that he tagged her book insta and not her professional one shows he truly knows her
→ user3 and she loves him enough to like this with her work account as well
hulkhulkenberg is kevin freaking out?
→ kevinmagnussen feel like doing your haasband a favour?
→ hulkhulkenberg say no more. i can feel the spirit of kevin magnussen flowing through me
→ liamlawson30 i asked for your support and you said yes!
user4 the fact that she’s known more for her love of books than being a racing driver
lilymhe maid of honour goes to me obviously. no one else is worthy to carry the bouquet made out of book papers
→ jackdoohan check yourself, queen. i will fight you for it
georgerussell63 now it’s time to figure out if she’ll talk more about books or a wedding
→ mercedesamgf1 books
→ visacashapprb books
→ liamlawson30 books
→ readingwithyn or how to incorporate books into a wedding
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all i can do is apologise for what you just read
this just made me realise that i miss kevin (and that i really need to get into a smut mood so i can write part 3 for him)
1-800-Screw-You | Charles Leclerc x Neighbour! Reader
Summary: Your neighbour drives you insane with his late hours and lack of volume control. And the fact that your best friend is marrying his brother means you have to see his stupid face more than you want.
Warnings: swearing, enemies to lovers, an insensitive mention of AA
Requested: yes by @1800-love-me (who probably doesn't remember requesting this because it was soooooo long ago. oops)
i originally made this with reader being jade’s friend and then i saw rumours that her and arthur had broken up so i had to swap for charlotte
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its_yn a much needed cocktail night after noisy neighbour woke me up at 1am again
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charlotte2304 i thought if i got you drunk enough, you would forget about it
→ yourfriend it just seemed to give her more energy to bitch about him
→ its_yn my hatred fuels me! not the alcohol
→ charles_leclerc is that what they teach you in AA
user1 why is charles leclerc in her comments?
→ user2 because she’s friends with his sister in law?
→ user3 i think they’re neighbours
arthur_leclerc i love how noisy neighbour doesn’t even get a name anymore
→ its_yn not when the bastard clatters down the hallway at 1 with his luggage, crashes into my door, and then puts his bloody tv on
its_yn i’m going to break into his apartment and steal all of his left socks
→ yourfriend no, she’s not. she’s just drunk
→ yourfriend @/its_yn you cannot confess to crimes online. the police use that as evidence
→ charlotte2304 it’s not b and e if i have a key
→ lorenzotl right, no more cocktails for you lot. i'm coming to pick you up
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charlotte2304 replied to its_yn you need to save me some of those
→ its_yn only if you throw your drink on charles at the next leclerc family dinner
arthur_leclerc replied to charles_leclerc don’t you yell at her
→ she has good music taste. you should just enjoy it
→ charles_leclerc if you like her that much, you should be her neighbour
→ arthur_leclerc maybe i’ll ask her out instead
→ charles_leclerc don’t you dare
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landonorris replied to charles_leclerc someone not getting laid
→ is this the pretty neighbour that’s friends with your brother’s fiancee?
→ charles_leclerc yes
→ landonorris dude, she listens to sabrina. you should go for it
→ and you just admitted she was pretty
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charlotte2304 portofino with love 💍
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iamrebeccad yaaay so special
joris_trouche congrats
its_yn is this the best news i have ever heard? yes!
its_yn tears and snot down my face. love you both so much
→ charlotte2304 thank you for telling him the right ring
→ its_yn well you’ve only been dreaming about it since med school
charles_leclerc my favourite happy couple
→ charlotte2304 you’ll make a very pretty bridesmaid
→ charles_leclerc only if the colour is red
→ its_yn steal my sleep and now my wedding role. asshole
→ arthur_leclerc you are my favourite person @/its_yn. can we invite you to all family functions?
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its_yn replied to charlotte2304 i was about to repost this and talk about how cute my best friend is, and how lucky i am to have someone as amazing as her in my life
→ and then i saw that little hidden parentheses
charles_leclerc replied to charlotte2304 do you have to invite her?
→ charlotte2403 suck it up, buttercup.
→ you’ll be walking her down the aisle
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charlotte2304 replied to its_yn thank you for throwing the best engagement party a girl could dream of you
→ its_yn do you know what makes it even more special?
→ i had to work with noisy neighbour to arrange it
→ charlotte2304 a wedding miracle
joris_trouche replied to arthur_leclerc i knew he talked about her so much for a reason
→ arthur_leclerc the amount of times i joked about asking her out and he got really mad at me
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charles_leclerc i guess what they say about the maid of honour and the best man is true
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charlotte2304 i knew you two would be perfect together
→ lorenzotl i think we did a good job setting them up
→ its_yn pardon?
→ charlotte2304 why do you think i let you rant about him all the time? fine line between hate and love
→ charles_leclerc ha, i knew you talked about me
yourfriend went from stealing his left socks to stealing his hoodies
→ its_yn i still stole stole his left socks
→ charles_leclerc yeah, where have you hidden those by the way
→ its_yn you can get them back when you apologise for waking me up this morning
→ charles_leclerc it was with kisses!
landonorris i knew you were into the pretty neighbour
pierregasly i miss when you used to call her an inconsiderate cow. now you just spout mushy love crap
→ its_yn an inconsiderate cow!
→ its_yn now stealing your right shoes
→ charles_leclerc @/pierregasly i regret being your friend now
arthur_leclerc i told all of you that yn would end up being part of the family some way or another
→ arthur_leclerc i was prepared to make that sacrifice but it’s nice to see charles stepped up
Wait wait no can we get more baby fever angst? They were so good and now I need mooooorrrreeee. Idc if you repeat drivers or don’t wanna repeat or make it someone from a diff sport/actors/etc idk you’re just too good I need more 😭
This is so sweet. I'm so glad you've been loving the series.
I am hoping to do some of the other drivers but it might take a while because I'm struggling for inspo x
Summary: After some reflection (and maybe a scolding from your son), Fernando realises that toy cars, alongside karts, might make his life a lot better.
Warnings: angst, fluff, reconciliation
just a short one
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yn_ln when i’m missing my twins, at least i have bearnelli’s antics to keep me going
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kimi.antonelli thanks for watching over us, mum
→ yn_ln keeping you out of danger is the more appropriate term
olliebearman appreciation post? finally. only taken almost a year of being your grid son
→ yn_ln because i tell you how much i appreciate you in person??
→ prema_team they need online validation. they’re teenagers
user1 not bearnelli calling her mum 🥲
user2 the bear in the airbox is sending me
→ olliebearman y/n found it for me, said her baby bear had to have a bear?
→ user3 baby bear!!
→ user4 somebody get this woman some more kids please
→ kimi.antonelli she has us and the twins. she doesn’t need any others otherwise we will have less attention
user5 anyone else find it weird not seeing fernando hanging around the prema garage?
→ user6 he’s always caught watching the f2 races so he can see y/n :(
→ user7 i’m guessing he was told to stay away now they’re not together anymore?
user8 fernando was still there for the f2 race but he was in gabi’s garage
→ user9 pretending to do manager duties but using it as an excuse to stare at y/n like a lovesick puppy
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user10 is he really their step dad if he’s no longer with their mother?
→ user11 yes! because he’s known them for years and he’s always said that they’re his, regardless of blood or distance
user12 fernando is the physical embodiment of the ‘dad who stepped up’ meme
user13 the ultimate daddy
user14 okay but can we shelf this for a second to talk about how we got a fernando and y/n interaction today??
→ user15 WHAT! why isn’t FA14 twitter talking about this instead
→ user16 yes but they were so awkward together, bless
→ user14 he made sure to keep like 2 feet of space between them the entire time they were talking
→ user16 but she actually smiled at him! we had a smile by the end of it
→ user17 that smile made fernando look like all of his dreams came true
→ user18 y/n and fernando reconciliation??
→ user19 we need the twins to parent trap them
user20 nice to see that we all have daddy issues
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astonmartinf1 a tough day for the team with a wet dnf for lance and our #14 coming home in p14. proud of them both on an unusual race day here in sao paulo. here we come sin city
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user1 no but did anyone else see that fernando had be lifted out the car by his mechanics??
user2 i hope fernando is okay. his radio had me in bits
→ user3 he sounded so upset and exhausted
user4 i have so much respect to fernando for finishing the race despite his pain so the mechanics didn’t have to deal with a double dnf
user5 him finishing his race for the mechanics whilst in agony goat
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yn_ln this is much better than spending another weekend in an empty nest
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olliebearman i think you should’ve stayed home to look after me instead
kimi.antonelli can’t believe you left the country without me :(
user6 not bearnelli suffering whilst their mother is living her best life
user7 the twins and bearnelli got her so stressed, she fled the country
kellypiquet i am not at all jealous of those cocktails
→ yn_ln not long and you’ll have cocktails and a gorgeous baby to bring to brunch
→ kellypiquet baby brunch sounds like a brilliant idea
→ user8 chat, i don’t think yn was the one who didn’t want more children. she seems to love babies
user9 excuse me, why do i see two glasses?
→ user10 maybe she went with a friend
→ user11 a special friend
user12 fernando fell to his knees at the sight of this post
→ user13 i hope not. he wouldn’t be able to get back up
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astonmartin shh, we have a secret #valkyrie
user1 replied excuse me, is this a wedding car!!
user2 replied no because who is commissioning a personalised AM wedding car
user3 replied wtf is that fernando? am I crazy? tell me that’s not the side of fernando’s head
user5 replied surely AM would only make a wedding car for someone really important
fernandoalo_official replied looking good
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fernandoalo_official lance taught me what a photo dump was
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jensonbutton haha the pic of the twins
→ fernandoalo_official he did immediately drop his brother afterwards. wasn’t too impressed with being beaten
user6 the wedding ring and the baby belly 🥹 they went from being apart to having a whole life together
aussiegrit has y/n been waxing your legs again, mate
→ yn_ln if i have to deal with his baby squeezing my bladder, he can deal with my yanking out his leg hairs
lance_stroll this is what we call a very nice photo dump
→ astonmartinf1 all our favourite people in one place
user7 omg the aston martin valkyrie was their wedding car
→ user8 not aston martin hard launching them before they did
→ user9 was it really a hard launch if none of us were smart enough to figure it out
user10 a baby nando? he’s finally going to have his own child
→ fernandoalo_official i already have 2. we’re just adding a third
→ olliebearman a fourth
→ kimi.antonelli excuse you, a fifth
→ maxverstappen1 i was here before all of you
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Baby Fever Angst Series
I've had a few requests to do these with some of the other drivers and whilst I appreciate all the love this series has had, I'm running out of ideas to vary these without delving into some sensitive topics
lando norris request pleaseee- something like the one youve done w george, him being a girl dad and being somewhat salty when she comes home and tells him a 3 year old boy gave her a flower at kindergarten etc, just lando being a girl dad and the reader teasing him by making him think about when she gets married etc and him just straight up panicking thinking about it, thank you soo much🎀🎀🎀🎀
No Boys Club is out now!
Although I did have to age up their child slightly but please enjoy
Summary: The internet gets an exclusive insight into the private life of a famous popstar and an f1 racer. Perhaps more of an insight than their friends wanted to see
Warnings: fluff, swearing, suggestive jokes
Faceclaim: Sabrina Carpenter
yes i know you know when the grammys are but for the purpose of this, no you don’t
this is the finale. i don’t have any more parts planned. sorry the angst wasn’t more drawn out
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yn_ln heartbreak is one thing, my ego’s another
he tried to embarrass me, so goodbye motherfucker
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alexandrasaintmleux at least you looked hot in that video. and nobody can take that away from you
→ francisca.cgomes she’s right. i would’ve gotten on my knees for you
→ pierregasly pardon?
landonorris when did this become a whore house?
→ oscarpiastri you do look like a lady of the night
→ yn_ln @/mclaren this is why i haven’t been back in the garage
→ mclaren we’ll fire them
→ user1 love how oscar is only okay with people slut shaming y/n when he is the people
redbullracing best thing we’ve seen all season
→ user2 die hard ynstappen stans
scuderiaferrari we knew you’d look good in red
user3 hot take. i think y/n is running the account @/shortnsweet and she uses it to stalk people (mainly max)
→ user4 her clothing brand account?
→ user5 explain
→ user3 well, first, it was caught liking tweets about her and max, and then a fan noticed it was still following max’s account, and then it was caught liking tweets about max and kelly breaking up
→ user3 and recently. max was streaming earlier on twitch and a fan noticed that the official shortnsweet account was watching it so the comments went wild
→ user3 and when max noticed them, he couldn't stop smiling. what a coincidence
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oscarpiastri replied why are you exposing yourself like this?
landonorris replied ha! you just told the world that you’re a stalker
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redbullracing max verstappen is a four time world champion! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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francolapinto well deserved max
user6 anyone else in love with how drunk max already was during the post race interviews
→ user7 i was actually cackling when he started pouring a gin and tonic on telly
estebanocon well deserved mate
user8 i love drunk max because he forgets all his pr training
→ user9 the way he was ignoring the questions and just singing taste by y/n for the world to see
landonorris good number to be fair! congrats mofo!!
→ oscarpiastri are you drunk?
→ charles_leclerc no, i think that was max
yn_ln congrats, max. you really deserved this one
→ maxverstappen1 thank you, y/n. means a lot
→ user10 !!
→ user11 are we all seeing this
→ user12 and now max winning his 4th wdc is the second best thing to happen today
yn_ln posted a new story
maxverstappen1 posted a new story
landonorris posted a new story
maxfewtrell replied to landonorris they’re going to kill you when they’re sober
→ you’re going to kill you when you’re sober
→ a headache and a murderous dutchman
→ those emojis aren’t subtle
user13 oh come on. she posted about being in vegas on the weekend of the grand prix. and she didn’t have a show on. obviously she was there for the race
user14 and lando’s emojis were not subtle. the dutch flag and a microphone? clearly max and y/n
→ user15 i was shocked! the way he was holding her. how close they were
user16 i think they’re probably friends again because it would be really stupid of her to take him back
user17 i bet he’s just going to run back to kelly. they’ve shown they don’t work
user18 i hope they’re back together but only if they’ve talked this through
user19 we all know he’s been down bad for her since day one so it wouldn’t surprise me
→ user20 she’s clearly down bad for him too. all her recent songs have been about him in some way
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yn_ln cannot believe this happened. someone pinch me
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alexandrasaintmleux the only thing better looking than the awards is you in that bodysuit
francisca.cgomes i need you to marry me
→ alexandrasaintmleux sorry but i already asked
→ yn_ln i propose a throuple
→ pierregasly how do i get a restraining order
charles_leclerc tickets are going to be more expensive now, aren’t they
→ yn_ln you know you don’t have to pay
→ landonorris i don’t get this treatment
→ yn_ln that’s because your boyfriend is mean to me
→ landonorris @/oscarpiastri i need you to be nicer to her so i get free stuff
→ oscarpiastri omg don’t agree with her. i am not your boyfriend
zbrownceo congrats, superstar
→ maxverstappen1 no, she’s not your friend anymore
→ mclaren you met her because of us??
→ maxverstappen1 irrelevant. she won’t be in your garage anymore
→ oscarpiastri i’m free!
maxverstappen1 still in awe that my girlfriend is a grammy winner. you so deserved this
→ yn_ln my muse ❤️❤️
→ landonorris can’t believe this is how you’re telling the internet
→ yn_ln no, you already did that for us
→ landonorris haha oops
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yn_ln ladies, don’t live with someone who makes your living room look like a trophy cabinet
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maxverstappen1 you contributed to that, sweetheart. they’re not all mine
user1 the family photo with the cat is too cute
user2 they’re living together?!?!
→ maxverstappen1 yes ☺️
→ user3 we love a down bad boyfriend
landonorris this is going to ruin the tour
→ user4 what tour
→ landonorris the world tour
→ oscarpiastri she said i could be her back up singer this time
→ landonorris no she said i could!
→ yn_ln i’d take you both, can’t split up the papaya boyfriends
→ landonorris we hate u
user5 i love how even with a cute post she has to add in something a little spicy
→ user6 his hand on her ass makes this post haha
danielricciardo love that you used one of the goofiest pics of him
→ yn_ln i was trying to use a nice one?
→ yn_ln i have goofier
→ maxverstappen1 no she doesn’t
→ charles_leclerc alex says that you’re dating an international pop star, of course you look like just some guy
→ alexandrasaintmleux i did not say it like that!
redbullracing we love our award winning couple
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yn_ln you make me wanna make you fall in love || juno! out now. do not listen if you have sensitive ears
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maxverstappen1 everyone look away, this was intended for my eyes only. do not like these photos
→ yn_ln it was, hun but the label really liked the song
maxverstappen1 where are you? come home. it’s important. i need you 🥵🫠
→ redbullracing it’s bad enough that your girlfriend tells the world she’s horny, don’t you start
landonorris ew ew ew. my eyes. my ears
oscarpiastri i have never wanted to be your friend less
user7 max verstappen, thank you for blessing us y/n fans with so many songs
→ maxverstappen1 you’re welcome
charles_leclerc i love the song but i did not need to be familiar with max in that way
alexandrasaintmleux i actually forgot my own name for a second
user8 wow this was an insight into their sex life that i didn’t think we would ever get
francisca.cgomes you dropped something; my jaw
user9 i love how this confirms y/n and max are in this for the long haul this time though
user10 this is 100% a long-term committed announcement because she’s basically saying she loves him so much she wants to have his babies
redbullracing we were supposed to tell you about needing to attend a pr meeting but we got distracted by how catchy this is
→ mclaren have we lost you to that team?
danielricciardo i actually wrote this
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let’s be honest, if someone did write juno about max verstappen, they’d be talking about his mum’s genetics because no one wants to talk about jos
Summary: Lando Norris has a very public freak out when his daughter comes home with flowers from a boy.
Warnings: fluff, pregnancy, overprotective dad behaviour
Requested: yes by anon. i made them about 5 instead of 3 because the pictures i found are a bit older
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landonorris someone tell this little lady to stop growing up
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carlossainz55 wait, what happened to the little baby you used to swing around the paddock? who allowed this to happen?
→ landonorris don’t get me started. i keep telling y/n to figure out how to make it stop
georgerussell63 still have no idea how you ended up with such a cute, calm kid
→ its_yn that was all me
→ landonorris hey, i contributed
→ maxfewtrell for like two seconds
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→ landonorris you take that back!
user1 i love how every pic of little norris with y/n is really cute and serene but any time we see her with just lando, it’s chaos
→ user2 she matches each parent’s energy perfectly
maxverstappen1 i might need you to teach me how to do hair bows
→ landonorris bring P over, we’ll have a hair afternoon
→ user3 i love girl dad lando so much
→ its_yn me too
oscarpiastri were the hair bows y/n’s choice?
→ its_yn nope. lando made a whole drawer just for her hair bows, and he picks them out the night before so i have to plan her outfits around them
→ mclaren guess who’s telling the design team to start making hair bows asap
its_yn posted a new story
alex_albon replied you didn’t put a bow in her hair today?
→ lando is going to freak
→ its_yn he’s too busy freaking out about his little girl getting flowers off a boy
→ alex_albon i know 😂 he was in the middle of the paddock having a fit
→ i’m sure you’ll see gifs of it later on twitter
alexandrasaintmleux replied of course they were orange flowers
→ its_yn setting me up for a lifetime of orange
→ alexandrasaintmleux at least little norris’ new boyfriend has taste
→ its_yn reacted with “😂”
charles_leclerc replied has lando seen this yet?
→ never mind. i’ve just heard a high-pitched screech come from the mclaren garage
→ i’d like to thank you for sabotaging lando in this way, so ferrari can get ahead in the constructors
→ its_yn forza ferrari sempre
→ just don’t publicly thank me
landonorris posted a new story
carlossainz55 replied why are you threatening children
→ landonorris because they’re trying to take my baby away from me
→ carlossainz55 how you managed to get a woman pregnant, i will never know
maxverstappen1 replied do you want me to help you beat up a child?
→ landonorris thank you. you’re the only one understanding my crash out
→ maxverstappen1 i don’t think that’s the defence you think it is
its_yn replied baby, you can not attack a child
→ landonorris why not
→ its_yn well, for one, you’re on the other side of the world
→ landonorris hence why i’m learning how to teleport!
→ i thought we understood each other
→ its_yn i thought i understood how insane you are
→ but every day you show me new levels of crazy
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its_yn when dad’s away
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landonorris wtaf, babe
landonorris when i told you to take care of my girls, that meant keeping the both of you away from the male species
landonorris can’t believe this is what you do when i go away for a race
landonorris this is why i didn’t want to go
landonorris gonna throw myself in front of max’s car
→ maxverstappen1 i’m not cleaning you off my visor
user4 i can’t tell if it’s the style but yn’s top seems to stick out a bit 👀
→ user5 ugh. don't be one of those people
mclaren we’ve seen enough. little norris can have lando’s seat next year
→ its_yn so i can listen to him whine about that? no thanks
charles_leclerc i hear the italian anthem calling me
→ its_yn shhhh. we had a deal
landonorris i’m actually going to end it all
→ its_yn i gave you a baby. what more do you want
→ landonorris for my baby to never look at another man
→ its_yn i’m leaving you
→ landonorris i’d like to see you try. you won’t run very far
maxfewtrell it’s nice to see she didn’t inherit her father’s talent. she smoked me
→ landonorris is my suffering a joke to you? have i not been punished enough?
hiii! idk if you write for f2 but i would love to see leclerc!reader or verstappen!reader and pepe marti…(if u don’t, franco colapinto would be nice! tysmmm) ♥️♥️♥️
First off, thank you for your ask and support
Unfortunately, I don't tend to routinely write for F2 because I only know a few drivers, and most of them are a tiny bit younger than me, but I'm not really comfortable with it. So sorry!
liam lawson x o’ward!gf!reader fc (shira klein) where (shes the same age as ollie and they are friends) they soft launch even though theyve been dating for a while but shes seen in the vcarb garage at austin and the media go crazy smau pls
Look Ma, I Made It is out now!
I may have forgot this was meant to be set at Austin so I do apologise but thank you for your ask.
Summary: For years, you've been known as the younger sister of Indy driver, Pato O'Ward. Now you're going viral for a very different reason, all thanks to a small feature on F1 Wags.
Warnings: fluff, swearing, suggestive comment, being a liam lawson apologist
Requested: yes by anon. i know you changed the fc to claudia cook gomez but i already had this planned and i couldn't find enough pics for her so i’m really sorry
Faceclaim: Shira Klein
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yn_oward just posted
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yn_oward what do you mean this doofus got to drive an f1 car on our home turf??? he’s going to be unbearable after this
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patriciooward photographic evidence as to why i am the favourite child
→ yn_oward “oo i can drive cars fast. i can pull off the colour orange” yeah, well, i can down a pitcher of mojitos in 6 seconds
→ elbaoward pride and joy of the family
olliebearman only you could turn a post about your brother into a shameless selfie share
→ yn_oward but how hot am i
→ olliebearman i fear there’s no safe way to answer this
→ user1 every day ollie wonders why he chose to befriend y/n
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liamlawson30 what do you mean you were in the paddock and didn’t come and say hello?
→ user2 why would she?
→ user3 because they were friends growing up
→ yn_oward i couldn't get away from my fans (pato)
→ patriciooward nurse, she got out again
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liamlawson30 mexican madness
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user4 excuse me, mr lawson, sir. is that a woman??
yukitsunoda0511 that angle does me dirty. why do i look so small?
→ visacashapprb i think there’s something we need to tell you…
user5 i’m confused. did anyone else know he was in a relationship?
user6 is this what gen z call a soft launch?
yn_oward you’re strong enough to carry a woman? those noodle arms look like they’d snap
→ liamlawson30 i’m going to pretend like that didn’t hurt my feelings
→ user7 this feels flirtatious to me
→ user8 and pato liked this post??
olliebearman another victim of the ‘my legs are tired’ club, i see
→ user9 you know this woman?
→ user10 quick, someone make a list of potential people
jackdoohan oh it’s finally happening
→ user11 what do you know
→ user12 let us in
yn_oward just posted
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yn_oward autumn dump 🍂🍁
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patriciooward i have a reputation to maintain. take this down. i am a serious athlete
→ arrowmclaren we’ve already passed this on to your trainer
user1 why is no one else commenting on the hoodie photo
→ patriciooward because we are disgusted and trying to ignore it
→ user2 i think it’s hot
user3 so her brother only gets one pic, her bestie only gets one pic but her soft launch gets two!!
→ user4 y/n’s man, reveal yourself!
liamlawson30 it looks like you’re trying to smother that man
→ yn_oward i can assure you, he enjoyed it
→ patriciooward ewwwww
olliebearman the pinata deserved it!
→ yn_oward if i remember correctly, you didn’t end up breaking it
→ olliebearman you’re next 🏌🏻
→ patriciooward get her ass
→ yn_oward why does your social media never get taken away from you. @/arrowmclaren do better
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f1wags breaking news! y/n o’ward was caught coming out of liam lawson’s garage during the mexican grand prix. the newest f1 driver was snapped pulling her back for a kiss goodbye
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user5 he pulled her???
user6 i think liam should release a manual on how to convince a girl wayyyy out of your league to date you
user7 not charles liking this. he’s such a gossip girl
→ user8 i bet he sent it to pierre
user9 so this is why they were soft launching around the same time
→ user10 i just thought it was coincidental
→ user11 that’s because no one thought the cars maniac could pull y/n o’ward
user12 pato liked this 😂
user13 why is everyone acting like liam lawson ain’t fine??
→ user14 what i’m saying! y/n o’ward is panty dropping but liam is hella fine as well
→ user15 i think if he had a different haircut, it would be over for the rest of the grid
yn_oward hey look ma, i made it
yn_oward and everyone thought pato was the famous sibling
→ olliebearman this is your only reaction to this?
patriciooward just posted
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patriciooward yes, they are disgustingly sweet together. i have suffered for the past 3 years so now you lot can too
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elbaoward i hope you had permission to post these, pato
→ patriciooward why? it’s not like they haven’t been caught already. everyone knows. she’s a pinned post on f1 wags
→ yn_oward i’m a famous lady
olliebearman these are the nice photos btw, guys. i have ones of them fighting each other
→ user1 we need to see these as well
→ yn_oward i am a lady. i am polite and docile
→ liamlawson30 baby, they’ve all seen photos that indicate otherwise
visacashapprb it’s nice to see pictures that don’t include y/n trying to climb liam like a tree
→ patriciooward that is not a comment i want to see ever again
yn_oward i knew you secretly liked us because these candids are so cute. wtf pato. i didn’t know you were capable of niceness
→ patriciooward why have you misinterpreted the point of this point. i’m trying to embarras you
→ yn_oward you love me, and my boyfriend
→ liamlawson30 i’m really feeling the love bro. a whole post dedicated to us
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yn_oward just posted
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yn_oward usually when your man gets a haircut without telling you, it ruins your sex drive. that was not the case today
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olliebearman i don’t think we should be friends if you’re going to continue this way
→ jackdoohan i second that because bleurgh
kimi.antonelli i miss when i couldn't read
→ yn_oward i didn’t know you were old enough to know how to
patriciooward ew. ew. ew. ew. ew
→ patriciooward just ew
→ patriciooward blocked, deleted, removed
→ patriciooward i’m going to go and pluck out my own eyeballs
→ arrowmclaren no. you need them to race
redbullracing we’re going to need to have a chat about pr
→ yn_oward crap. @/liamlawson30 either you quit or we break up
→ liamlawson30 nice try, babe. based on the way you threw yourself at me when i walked through the door, i don’t think you’ll let me go
→ redbullracing we’re going to need to have a chat about pr
Land Of The Free | Logan Sargeant x Verstappen! Reader
Summary: Logan is just minding his business, quietly going about his life, secretly loving Max Verstappen's younger sister. Until the day he posts her in one of his Williams shirts.
yn_verstap who decided skiing was a holiday, i want to have a word with their manager
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maxverstappen1 watching you get a face full of snow was the highlight of my week
→ yn_verstap watching you lose a race is the highlight of my week
→ maxverstappen1 you take that back or i’m telling mama
kellypiquet just means you can keep me company whilst P and max ski
→ yn_verstap perfect. i’ll order the hot chocolates
user1 okay but that’s such a pretty sunset
→ user2 it’s never an y/n aesthetic post without a sunset
logansargeant those gloves make you look like you have gauze paws
→ yn_verstap okay callie torres. i regret showing you grey’s anatomy
→ user3 since when were they friends?
→ user4 she talks to him in the paddock all the time
user5 the matching outfits P and kelly have are so cute
→ kellypiquet max was meant to as well but he refused so we gave y/n his beanie
→ yn_verstap just call me mr steal ya girl
→ maxverstappen1 how do i disown you
→ victoriaverstappen y/n and i have been trying to figure that out for years
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logansargeant ski you later
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user6 i swear all the drivers go skiing for winter break
user7 omg logan is skiing at the same as y/n verstappen. is he with her?
→ user8 no. she’s with max, kelly and p
→ user9 charles is also skiing, that doesn’t automatically mean he’s with them. can we stop pushing this agenda
alex_albon why are you stood like a roblox character
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user10 okay but that sunset is almost identical to y/n’s
→ user11 wow it’s almost like the sun is the same
williamsracing rest and refresh
→ user12 gtfo
daltonsargeant love how obvious your photographer’s shadow is. did you sit and go ‘take a pic of me?’
→ logansargeant living my instagram model dreams
→ user13 can anyone tell if that shadow is a woman or a man?
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yn_verstap goed om thuis te zijn (good to be home)
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sophiekumpen you better come home whilst you’re here
→ yn_verstap i am literally in your driveway. unlock the door
→ user1 she has such younger sibling energy
→ maxverstappen1 yeah, she gets away with everything
→ yn_verstap shut up, golden child
alexandrasaintmleux pretty pretty girl
redbullracing excuse me. where’s our garage? can’t feel like home without us
→ yn_verstap @/maxverstappen1 they’re stalking me again
user2 max got the racing genes but y/n got the pretty genes
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victoriaverstappen don’t forget you owe me lunch
→ yn_verstap geez i can’t catch a break round here
→ victoriaverstappen i’ll bring my boys
→ yn_verstap on my way !
→ user3 love how family oriented she is
landonorris i thought you had hayfever
→ yn_verstap hayfever is for weak 💪
→ logansargeant you were literally crying. there was mascara running down your cheeks
→ yn_verstap gotta commit to the aesthetic
alex_albon you were with logan? he told me was busy
→ yn_verstap he needed a tour guide. are you belgian? no
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logansargeant ready for one last push before the summer break
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user4 excuse me, is that a woman?
→ user5 excuse me, is that y/n verstappen?
alex_albon um, mate, i don’t think you meant to post that last pic
kylekirkwood oh brother, you are in danger
daltonsargeant lo, you might need to recheck this post
user6 y/n verstappen!
user7 i knew this was happening but people tried to say i was crazy
williamsracing i think we need to have another chat about using social media
charles_leclerc someone film max’s reaction to this for me, please
→ user8 ha, he’s so messy
user9 i literally called this back on his skiing post and i was accused of pushing an agenda
user10 um, guys, i have a paddock pass and i’ve just heard a really loud yell come from the rbr garage?? i think this might be related
maxverstappen1 what are you doing with my sister!!
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yn_verstap just posted
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yn_verstap oops, looks like i forgot to tell people about my relationship with logan
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maxverstappen1 oh, so i’m just people now
→ daltonsargeant not to rub it in but i knew
→ user11 uh oh we’ve got the girls fighting in the comments
→ logansargeant it’s only because you walked in on us, and i don’t have to worry about you driving me off the track
user12 omg the fact that they’ve been together or friends for so long that he was with her during the short hair era and now it’s grown past her shoulders
user13 the matching pjs!
user14 the matching disney shirts!
→ user15 california?
→ logansargeant obviously. making an american out of her
→ maxverstappen1 don’t you dare. she’s belgian-dutch!
→ victoriaverstappen don’t piss off our mother before you’ve even met her
→ sophiekumpen met, loved, and approved. but she will never be american
→ yn_verstap and the home of the brraaavvvveeeee
→ maxverstappen1 disowned
oscarpiastri urgh you’re one of those couples. sickeningly, disgustingly in love, reminding us all that we’re alone and sad
