This shit is actually killing me. Like I have it all planned out and all the other parts are written. Itâs just the smut. I canât seem to vibe with it. I keep writing angst fics instead AHHHH
Summary: Red Bull PR love how cute your booktok aesthetic is. Fans love the stark contrast to the content of those books. And Liam, well he benefits from it all.Â
Requested: yes by anon
But I realise I went completely off the topic of the ask so Iâm very sorry. I hope you still enjoy
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liamlawson30 take her on holiday and the only thing in her suitcase was books
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readingwithyn how do you manage to take the prettiest photos of me
â liamlawson30 because you are the prettiestÂ
â user1 get you a man who is as down bad for you as liam lawson is for yn
use2 liam lawson is f1âs #1 wagÂ
lilymhe okay but she is the prettiest f1 driver there ever was
â alex_albon excuse me?
â jensonbutton excuse me?
â readingwithyn my wife đ but i could never compete with kimi raikonnenÂ
â liamlawson30 excuse me?
kevinmagnussen iâd rather her hands be on the book than you, kiwiÂ
â readingwithyn will you pack it in with the big brother act, already? itâs been 3 years
â kevinmagnussen no. and he should count himself lucky that iâm not on track next yearÂ
â liamlawson30 đ«Łđ§
mercedesamgf1 feeling your pain, all she does during meetings is read on her phone.
â mercedesamgf1 she thinks we canât see her but we canÂ
â readingwithyn why are you shit talking me on main?
â readingwithyn do you not know that i am going through a very emotional time right now? i just finished my book and have to decide what to read nextÂ
â mercedesamgf we know. itâs all you talked about last week Â
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readingwithyn many of you told me i should start this series next and iâm a sucker for dragons so here goesÂ
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user3 i love how she has a work insta and a reading insta and this is the only one she ever actually usesÂ
â user4 itâs the fact that she likes her own book posts with her f1 account
â user5 wait, she runs an f1 fan account as well?
â user6 oh god, weâve got another one about to learn the yn magnussen lore Â
jackdoohan what chapter are you on? âcause we need to debrief but i donât want to risk spoiling anything. and you havenât updated your goodreadsÂ
â readingwithyn iâm on page 552Â
â jackdoohan in which case, prepare for a voice note
â user7 i love that jack is part of her f1 book club
â lilymhe @/jackdoohan put it in the gc pleaseÂ
â visacashapprb how do we join?Â
â mercedesamgf1 you donât. we already have to fight for her attention and weâre literally the colours of violetâs hair. we donât need more competitionÂ
user8 okay but girly you are in for a ride
â user9 she handles cars at 200mph, Iâm sure sheâs got this
â user10 this is a different kind of ride
â user11 in more ways than one đ
liamlawson30 i havenât seen those dragons since your goblet of fire obsessionÂ
â readingwithyn i may have to rename them nowÂ
â kevinmagnussen donât you dare give kevin jr some silly fantasy nameÂ
â readingwithyn kevin jr was renamed to kevin sucks a while agoâŠ
â kevinmagnussen @/liamlawson30 i know this is your faultÂ
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kevinmagnussen replied i had to google this myself and iâm actually disgusted with youÂ
â what the hell are you readingÂ
â why are you exposing me to this
â readingwithyn i told you to stop following me ages agoÂ
â kevinmagnussen i miss when you were little and thought boys would give you cooties
liamlawson30 replied is this another thing youâre going to need me to test with you?
jackdoohan replied couldn't wrap my head around it either so i had to go to the ladies on tik tok. very educationalÂ
â i'll send you the link
lilymhe replied i tried to convince alex to do it with me (fully clothed) for anatomical purposes but he just looked at me in disgust
â readingwithyn brb. gonna ask liam for help with somethingÂ
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kevinmagnussen replied i had to google this and now iâm disgusted with you
â why are you exposing me to this
â why are you also partaking in this behaviourÂ
â oh yâall nasty. watch your back, lawson, because i know what kind of sicko you are nowÂ
visacashapprb replied the ladies on twitter told us the door lean is very well appreciated btw. just in case you need to make up for clipping her car earlierÂ
lilymhe replied the door lean will get her to instantly forgive you. trust me.Â
â liamlawson30 you sound like you speak from experience
â lilymhe alex giggled more than i did, and it still workedÂ
yn_amg replied stop trying to make me forgive youÂ
â liamlawson30 i must be in trouble if youâre replying with your business accountÂ
â yn_amg iâve been liking all the comments about how evil you are for crashing into me
â liamlawson30 cheers, babe
â yn_amg if you stop sulking, Iâll show you how good i am at the acronymÂ
â liamlawson30 i am speed!Â
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liamlawson30 just posted
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liamlawson30 you must allow me to tell you how ardently i love and admire youÂ
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readingwithyn i already said yes but quoting mr darcy for me? locked in for lifeÂ
â liamlawson30 i thought the ring already meant thatÂ
â readingwithyn iâm trying to say that i love you, ya goofÂ
user1 okay but this is the cutest proposal he could have possibly chosen for herÂ
â user2 the fact that he tagged her book insta and not her professional one shows he truly knows her
â user3 and she loves him enough to like this with her work account as well
hulkhulkenberg is kevin freaking out?
â kevinmagnussen feel like doing your haasband a favour?
â hulkhulkenberg say no more. i can feel the spirit of kevin magnussen flowing through meÂ
â liamlawson30 i asked for your support and you said yes!Â
user4 the fact that sheâs known more for her love of books than being a racing driverÂ
lilymhe maid of honour goes to me obviously. no one else is worthy to carry the bouquet made out of book papers
â jackdoohan check yourself, queen. i will fight you for itÂ
georgerussell63 now itâs time to figure out if sheâll talk more about books or a weddingÂ
â mercedesamgf1 books
â visacashapprb books
â liamlawson30 booksÂ
â readingwithyn or how to incorporate books into a wedding
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all i can do is apologise for what you just read
this just made me realise that i miss kevin (and that i really need to get into a smut mood so i can write part 3 for him)
1-800-Screw-You | Charles Leclerc x Neighbour! Reader
Summary:Â Your neighbour drives you insane with his late hours and lack of volume control. And the fact that your best friend is marrying his brother means you have to see his stupid face more than you want.
Warnings: swearing, enemies to lovers, an insensitive mention of AA
Requested: yes by @1800-love-me (who probably doesn't remember requesting this because it was soooooo long ago. oops)
i originally made this with reader being jadeâs friend and then i saw rumours that her and arthur had broken up so i had to swap for charlotteÂ
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its_yn a much needed cocktail night after noisy neighbour woke me up at 1am again
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charlotte2304 i thought if i got you drunk enough, you would forget about it
â yourfriend it just seemed to give her more energy to bitch about himÂ
â its_yn my hatred fuels me! not the alcoholÂ
â charles_leclerc is that what they teach you in AAÂ
user1 why is charles leclerc in her comments?
â user2 because sheâs friends with his sister in law?
â user3 i think theyâre neighbours
arthur_leclerc i love how noisy neighbour doesnât even get a name anymoreÂ
â its_yn not when the bastard clatters down the hallway at 1 with his luggage, crashes into my door, and then puts his bloody tv onÂ
its_yn iâm going to break into his apartment and steal all of his left socksÂ
â yourfriend no, sheâs not. sheâs just drunkÂ
â yourfriend @/its_yn you cannot confess to crimes online. the police use that as evidence
â charlotte2304 itâs not b and e if i have a keyÂ
â lorenzotl right, no more cocktails for you lot. i'm coming to pick you up
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charlotte2304 replied to its_yn you need to save me some of thoseÂ
â its_yn only if you throw your drink on charles at the next leclerc family dinnerÂ
arthur_leclerc replied to charles_leclerc donât you yell at her
â she has good music taste. you should just enjoy it
â charles_leclerc if you like her that much, you should be her neighbourÂ
â arthur_leclerc maybe iâll ask her out instead
â charles_leclerc donât you dare
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landonorris replied to charles_leclerc someone not getting laidÂ
â is this the pretty neighbour thatâs friends with your brotherâs fiancee?
â charles_leclerc yes
â landonorris dude, she listens to sabrina. you should go for itÂ
â and you just admitted she was prettyÂ
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charlotte2304 just posted
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charlotte2304 portofino with love đ
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iamrebeccad yaaay so specialÂ
joris_trouche congrats
its_yn is this the best news i have ever heard? yes!Â
its_yn tears and snot down my face. love you both so muchÂ
â charlotte2304 thank you for telling him the right ring
â its_yn well youâve only been dreaming about it since med schoolÂ
charles_leclerc my favourite happy couple
â charlotte2304 youâll make a very pretty bridesmaid
â charles_leclerc only if the colour is redÂ
â its_yn steal my sleep and now my wedding role. asshole
â arthur_leclerc you are my favourite person @/its_yn. can we invite you to all family functions?
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its_yn replied to charlotte2304 i was about to repost this and talk about how cute my best friend is, and how lucky i am to have someone as amazing as her in my life
â and then i saw that little hidden parenthesesÂ
charles_leclerc replied to charlotte2304 do you have to invite her?
â charlotte2403 suck it up, buttercup.
â youâll be walking her down the aisle
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charlotte2304 replied to its_yn thank you for throwing the best engagement party a girl could dream of youÂ
â its_yn do you know what makes it even more special?
â i had to work with noisy neighbour to arrange itÂ
â charlotte2304 a wedding miracleÂ
joris_trouche replied to arthur_leclerc i knew he talked about her so much for a reasonÂ
â arthur_leclerc the amount of times i joked about asking her out and he got really mad at me
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charles_leclerc i guess what they say about the maid of honour and the best man is trueÂ
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charlotte2304 i knew you two would be perfect together
â lorenzotl i think we did a good job setting them up
â its_yn pardon?
â charlotte2304 why do you think i let you rant about him all the time? fine line between hate and love
â charles_leclerc ha, i knew you talked about me
yourfriend went from stealing his left socks to stealing his hoodies
â its_yn i still stole stole his left socksÂ
â charles_leclerc yeah, where have you hidden those by the way
â its_yn you can get them back when you apologise for waking me up this morning
â charles_leclerc it was with kisses!Â
landonorris i knew you were into the pretty neighbourÂ
pierregasly i miss when you used to call her an inconsiderate cow. now you just spout mushy love crap
â its_yn an inconsiderate cow!Â
â its_yn now stealing your right shoes
â charles_leclerc @/pierregasly i regret being your friend nowÂ
arthur_leclerc i told all of you that yn would end up being part of the family some way or another
â arthur_leclerc i was prepared to make that sacrifice but itâs nice to see charles stepped upÂ
Wait wait no can we get more baby fever angst? They were so good and now I need mooooorrrreeee. Idc if you repeat drivers or donât wanna repeat or make it someone from a diff sport/actors/etc idk youâre just too good I need more đ
This is so sweet. I'm so glad you've been loving the series.
I am hoping to do some of the other drivers but it might take a while because I'm struggling for inspo x
Summary:Â After some reflection (and maybe a scolding from your son), Fernando realises that toy cars, alongside karts, might make his life a lot better.
Warnings: angst, fluff, reconciliation
just a short oneÂ
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yn_ln when iâm missing my twins, at least i have bearnelliâs antics to keep me going
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kimi.antonelli thanks for watching over us, mum
â yn_ln keeping you out of danger is the more appropriate term
olliebearman appreciation post? finally. only taken almost a year of being your grid sonÂ
â yn_ln because i tell you how much i appreciate you in person??
â prema_team they need online validation. theyâre teenagersÂ
user1 not bearnelli calling her mum đ„Č
user2 the bear in the airbox is sending me
â olliebearman y/n found it for me, said her baby bear had to have a bear?
â user3 baby bear!!Â
â user4 somebody get this woman some more kids please
â kimi.antonelli she has us and the twins. she doesnât need any others otherwise we will have less attention
user5 anyone else find it weird not seeing fernando hanging around the prema garage?Â
â user6 heâs always caught watching the f2 races so he can see y/n :(Â
â user7 iâm guessing he was told to stay away now theyâre not together anymore?Â
user8 fernando was still there for the f2 race but he was in gabiâs garageÂ
â user9 pretending to do manager duties but using it as an excuse to stare at y/n like a lovesick puppyÂ
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user10 is he really their step dad if heâs no longer with their mother?
â user11 yes! because heâs known them for years and heâs always said that theyâre his, regardless of blood or distance
user12 fernando is the physical embodiment of the âdad who stepped upâ memeÂ
user13 the ultimate daddyÂ
user14 okay but can we shelf this for a second to talk about how we got a fernando and y/n interaction today??
â user15 WHAT! why isnât FA14 twitter talking about this insteadÂ
â user16 yes but they were so awkward together, bless
â user14 he made sure to keep like 2 feet of space between them the entire time they were talking
â user16 but she actually smiled at him! we had a smile by the end of itÂ
â user17 that smile made fernando look like all of his dreams came trueÂ
â user18 y/n and fernando reconciliation??
â user19 we need the twins to parent trap themÂ
user20 nice to see that we all have daddy issues
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astonmartinf1 a tough day for the team with a wet dnf for lance and our #14 coming home in p14. proud of them both on an unusual race day here in sao paulo. here we come sin cityÂ
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user1 no but did anyone else see that fernando had be lifted out the car by his mechanics??Â
user2 i hope fernando is okay. his radio had me in bitsÂ
â user3 he sounded so upset and exhausted
user4 i have so much respect to fernando for finishing the race despite his pain so the mechanics didnât have to deal with a double dnfÂ
user5 him finishing his race for the mechanics whilst in agony goat
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yn_ln this is much better than spending another weekend in an empty nestÂ
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olliebearman i think you shouldâve stayed home to look after me insteadÂ
kimi.antonelli canât believe you left the country without me :(
user6 not bearnelli suffering whilst their mother is living her best lifeÂ
user7 the twins and bearnelli got her so stressed, she fled the countryÂ
kellypiquet i am not at all jealous of those cocktailsÂ
â yn_ln not long and youâll have cocktails and a gorgeous baby to bring to brunchÂ
â kellypiquet baby brunch sounds like a brilliant ideaÂ
â user8 chat, i donât think yn was the one who didnât want more children. she seems to love babiesÂ
user9 excuse me, why do i see two glasses?Â
â user10 maybe she went with a friend
â user11 a special friendÂ
user12 fernando fell to his knees at the sight of this post
â user13 i hope not. he wouldnât be able to get back up
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astonmartin shh, we have a secret #valkyrie Â
user1 replied excuse me, is this a wedding car!!Â
user2 replied no because who is commissioning a personalised AM wedding carÂ
user3 replied wtf is that fernando? am I crazy? tell me thatâs not the side of fernandoâs headÂ
user5 replied surely AM would only make a wedding car for someone really importantÂ
fernandoalo_official replied looking good Â
fernandoalo_official just posted
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fernandoalo_official lance taught me what a photo dump wasÂ
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jensonbutton haha the pic of the twins
â fernandoalo_official he did immediately drop his brother afterwards. wasnât too impressed with being beaten
user6 the wedding ring and the baby belly đ„č they went from being apart to having a whole life together
aussiegrit has y/n been waxing your legs again, mate
â yn_ln if i have to deal with his baby squeezing my bladder, he can deal with my yanking out his leg hairsÂ
lance_stroll this is what we call a very nice photo dumpÂ
â astonmartinf1 all our favourite people in one place
user7 omg the aston martin valkyrie was their wedding car
â user8 not aston martin hard launching them before they did
â user9 was it really a hard launch if none of us were smart enough to figure it out
user10 a baby nando? heâs finally going to have his own childÂ
â fernandoalo_official i already have 2. weâre just adding a thirdÂ
â olliebearman a fourth
â kimi.antonelli excuse you, a fifth
â maxverstappen1 i was here before all of you
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Baby Fever Angst Series
I've had a few requests to do these with some of the other drivers and whilst I appreciate all the love this series has had, I'm running out of ideas to vary these without delving into some sensitive topics
lando norris request pleaseee- something like the one youve done w george, him being a girl dad and being somewhat salty when she comes home and tells him a 3 year old boy gave her a flower at kindergarten etc, just lando being a girl dad and the reader teasing him by making him think about when she gets married etc and him just straight up panicking thinking about it, thank you soo muchđđđđ
No Boys Club is out now!
Although I did have to age up their child slightly but please enjoy
Summary:Â The internet gets an exclusive insight into the private life of a famous popstar and an f1 racer. Perhaps more of an insight than their friends wanted to see
Warnings: fluff, swearing, suggestive jokesÂ
Faceclaim: Sabrina Carpenter
yes i know you know when the grammys are but for the purpose of this, no you donât
this is the finale. i donât have any more parts planned. sorry the angst wasnât more drawn outÂ
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yn_ln heartbreak is one thing, my egoâs another
he tried to embarrass me, so goodbye motherfucker
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alexandrasaintmleux at least you looked hot in that video. and nobody can take that away from youÂ
â francisca.cgomes sheâs right. i wouldâve gotten on my knees for youÂ
â pierregasly pardon?
landonorris when did this become a whore house?
â oscarpiastri you do look like a lady of the night
â yn_ln @/mclaren this is why i havenât been back in the garage
â mclaren weâll fire themÂ
â user1 love how oscar is only okay with people slut shaming y/n when he is the people
redbullracing best thing weâve seen all season
â user2 die hard ynstappen stansÂ
scuderiaferrari we knew youâd look good in redÂ
user3 hot take. i think y/n is running the account @/shortnsweet and she uses it to stalk people (mainly max)Â
â user4 her clothing brand account?
â user5 explainÂ
â user3 well, first, it was caught liking tweets about her and max, and then a fan noticed it was still following maxâs account, and then it was caught liking tweets about max and kelly breaking up
â user3 and recently. max was streaming earlier on twitch and a fan noticed that the official shortnsweet account was watching it so the comments went wild
â user3 and when max noticed them, he couldn't stop smiling. what a coincidence
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landonorris replied ha! you just told the world that youâre a stalker
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redbullracing max verstappen is a four time world champion! âïžâïžâïžâïž
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francolapinto well deserved maxÂ
user6 anyone else in love with how drunk max already was during the post race interviews
â user7 i was actually cackling when he started pouring a gin and tonic on tellyÂ
estebanocon well deserved mate
user8 i love drunk max because he forgets all his pr training
â user9 the way he was ignoring the questions and just singing taste by y/n for the world to see
landonorris good number to be fair! congrats mofo!!Â
â oscarpiastri are you drunk?
â charles_leclerc no, i think that was max
yn_ln congrats, max. you really deserved this oneÂ
â maxverstappen1 thank you, y/n. means a lotÂ
â user10 !!Â
â user11 are we all seeing this
â user12 and now max winning his 4th wdc is the second best thing to happen todayÂ
yn_ln posted a new story
maxverstappen1 posted a new story
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maxfewtrell replied to landonorris theyâre going to kill you when theyâre sober
â youâre going to kill you when youâre soberÂ
â a headache and a murderous dutchmanÂ
â those emojis arenât subtle
user13 oh come on. she posted about being in vegas on the weekend of the grand prix. and she didnât have a show on. obviously she was there for the raceÂ
user14 and landoâs emojis were not subtle. the dutch flag and a microphone? clearly max and y/n
â user15 i was shocked! the way he was holding her. how close they were
user16 i think theyâre probably friends again because it would be really stupid of her to take him backÂ
user17 i bet heâs just going to run back to kelly. theyâve shown they donât workÂ
user18 i hope theyâre back together but only if theyâve talked this throughÂ
user19 we all know heâs been down bad for her since day one so it wouldnât surprise me
â user20 sheâs clearly down bad for him too. all her recent songs have been about him in some wayÂ
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yn_ln cannot believe this happened. someone pinch meÂ
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alexandrasaintmleux the only thing better looking than the awards is you in that bodysuit
francisca.cgomes i need you to marry me
â alexandrasaintmleux sorry but i already asked
â yn_ln i propose a throupleÂ
â pierregasly how do i get a restraining orderÂ
charles_leclerc tickets are going to be more expensive now, arenât they
â yn_ln you know you donât have to payÂ
â landonorris i donât get this treatment
â yn_ln thatâs because your boyfriend is mean to me
â landonorris @/oscarpiastri i need you to be nicer to her so i get free stuff
â oscarpiastri omg donât agree with her. i am not your boyfriendÂ
zbrownceo congrats, superstar
â maxverstappen1 no, sheâs not your friend anymoreÂ
â mclaren you met her because of us??
â maxverstappen1 irrelevant. she wonât be in your garage anymore
â oscarpiastri iâm free!Â
maxverstappen1 still in awe that my girlfriend is a grammy winner. you so deserved this
â yn_ln my muse â€ïžâ€ïž
â landonorris canât believe this is how youâre telling the internetÂ
â yn_ln no, you already did that for usÂ
â landonorris haha oopsÂ
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yn_ln ladies, donât live with someone who makes your living room look like a trophy cabinetÂ
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maxverstappen1 you contributed to that, sweetheart. theyâre not all mine
user1 the family photo with the cat is too cuteÂ
user2 theyâre living together?!?!
â maxverstappen1 yes âșïž
â user3 we love a down bad boyfriendÂ
landonorris this is going to ruin the tour
â user4 what tour
â landonorris the world tour
â oscarpiastri she said i could be her back up singer this time
â landonorris no she said i could!Â
â yn_ln iâd take you both, canât split up the papaya boyfriends
â landonorris we hate uÂ
user5 i love how even with a cute post she has to add in something a little spicyÂ
â user6 his hand on her ass makes this post haha
danielricciardo love that you used one of the goofiest pics of him
â yn_ln i was trying to use a nice one?
â yn_ln i have goofier
â maxverstappen1 no she doesnât
â charles_leclerc alex says that youâre dating an international pop star, of course you look like just some guyÂ
â alexandrasaintmleux i did not say it like that!
redbullracing we love our award winning coupleÂ
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yn_ln you make me wanna make you fall in love || juno! out now. do not listen if you have sensitive earsÂ
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maxverstappen1 everyone look away, this was intended for my eyes only. do not like these photosÂ
â yn_ln it was, hun but the label really liked the songÂ
maxverstappen1 where are you? come home. itâs important. i need you đ„”đ«
â redbullracing itâs bad enough that your girlfriend tells the world sheâs horny, donât you startÂ
landonorris ew ew ew. my eyes. my ears
oscarpiastri i have never wanted to be your friend lessÂ
user7 max verstappen, thank you for blessing us y/n fans with so many songsÂ
â maxverstappen1 youâre welcomeÂ
charles_leclerc i love the song but i did not need to be familiar with max in that wayÂ
alexandrasaintmleux i actually forgot my own name for a secondÂ
user8 wow this was an insight into their sex life that i didnât think we would ever getÂ
francisca.cgomes you dropped something; my jaw
user9 i love how this confirms y/n and max are in this for the long haul this time though
user10 this is 100% a long-term committed announcement because sheâs basically saying she loves him so much she wants to have his babiesÂ
redbullracing we were supposed to tell you about needing to attend a pr meeting but we got distracted by how catchy this isÂ
â mclaren have we lost you to that team?Â
danielricciardo i actually wrote this
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letâs be honest, if someone did write juno about max verstappen, theyâd be talking about his mumâs genetics because no one wants to talk about josÂ
Summary: Lando Norris has a very public freak out when his daughter comes home with flowers from a boy.
Warnings: fluff, pregnancy, overprotective dad behaviourÂ
Requested: yes by anon. i made them about 5 instead of 3 because the pictures i found are a bit older
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landonorris someone tell this little lady to stop growing up
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carlossainz55 wait, what happened to the little baby you used to swing around the paddock? who allowed this to happen?
â landonorris donât get me started. i keep telling y/n to figure out how to make it stopÂ
georgerussell63 still have no idea how you ended up with such a cute, calm kid
â its_yn that was all me
â landonorris hey, i contributedÂ
â maxfewtrell for like two seconds
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â landonorris you take that back!Â
user1 i love how every pic of little norris with y/n is really cute and serene but any time we see her with just lando, itâs chaosÂ
â user2 she matches each parentâs energy perfectlyÂ
maxverstappen1 i might need you to teach me how to do hair bowsÂ
â landonorris bring P over, weâll have a hair afternoon
â user3 i love girl dad lando so muchÂ
â its_yn me tooÂ
oscarpiastri were the hair bows y/nâs choice?
â its_yn nope. lando made a whole drawer just for her hair bows, and he picks them out the night before so i have to plan her outfits around themÂ
â mclaren guess whoâs telling the design team to start making hair bows asapÂ
its_yn posted a new story
alex_albon replied you didnât put a bow in her hair today?
â lando is going to freak
â its_yn heâs too busy freaking out about his little girl getting flowers off a boyÂ
â alex_albon i know đ he was in the middle of the paddock having a fitÂ
â iâm sure youâll see gifs of it later on twitterÂ
alexandrasaintmleux replied of course they were orange flowersÂ
â its_yn setting me up for a lifetime of orange
â alexandrasaintmleux at least little norrisâ new boyfriend has tasteÂ
â its_yn reacted with âđâ
charles_leclerc replied has lando seen this yet?
â never mind. iâve just heard a high-pitched screech come from the mclaren garageÂ
â iâd like to thank you for sabotaging lando in this way, so ferrari can get ahead in the constructorsÂ
â its_yn forza ferrari sempre
â just donât publicly thank meÂ
landonorris posted a new story
carlossainz55 replied why are you threatening childrenÂ
â landonorris because theyâre trying to take my baby away from me
â carlossainz55 how you managed to get a woman pregnant, i will never knowÂ
maxverstappen1 replied do you want me to help you beat up a child?Â
â landonorris thank you. youâre the only one understanding my crash outÂ
â maxverstappen1 i donât think thatâs the defence you think it isÂ
its_yn replied baby, you can not attack a child
â landonorris why not
â its_yn well, for one, youâre on the other side of the world
â landonorris hence why iâm learning how to teleport!Â
â i thought we understood each other
â its_yn i thought i understood how insane you are
â but every day you show me new levels of crazyÂ
its_yn just posted
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its_yn when dadâs awayÂ
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landonorris wtaf, babe
landonorris when i told you to take care of my girls, that meant keeping the both of you away from the male speciesÂ
landonorris canât believe this is what you do when i go away for a raceÂ
landonorris this is why i didnât want to goÂ
landonorris gonna throw myself in front of maxâs car
â maxverstappen1 iâm not cleaning you off my visor Â
user4 i canât tell if itâs the style but ynâs top seems to stick out a bit đ
â user5 ugh. don't be one of those people
mclaren weâve seen enough. little norris can have landoâs seat next yearÂ
â its_yn so i can listen to him whine about that? no thanksÂ
charles_leclerc i hear the italian anthem calling me
â its_yn shhhh. we had a dealÂ
landonorris iâm actually going to end it all
â its_yn i gave you a baby. what more do you wantÂ
â landonorris for my baby to never look at another man
â its_yn iâm leaving youÂ
â landonorris iâd like to see you try. you wonât run very farÂ
maxfewtrell itâs nice to see she didnât inherit her fatherâs talent. she smoked me
â landonorris is my suffering a joke to you? have i not been punished enough?
hiii! idk if you write for f2 but i would love to see leclerc!reader or verstappen!reader and pepe martiâŠ(if u donât, franco colapinto would be nice! tysmmm) â„ïžâ„ïžâ„ïž
First off, thank you for your ask and support
Unfortunately, I don't tend to routinely write for F2 because I only know a few drivers, and most of them are a tiny bit younger than me, but I'm not really comfortable with it. So sorry!
liam lawson x oâward!gf!reader fc (shira klein) where (shes the same age as ollie and they are friends) they soft launch even though theyve been dating for a while but shes seen in the vcarb garage at austin and the media go crazy smau pls
Look Ma, I Made It is out now!
I may have forgot this was meant to be set at Austin so I do apologise but thank you for your ask.
Summary:Â For years, you've been known as the younger sister of Indy driver, Pato O'Ward. Now you're going viral for a very different reason, all thanks to a small feature on F1 Wags.
Warnings: fluff, swearing, suggestive comment, being a liam lawson apologistÂ
Requested: yes by anon. i know you changed the fc to claudia cook gomez but i already had this planned and i couldn't find enough pics for her so iâm really sorryÂ
Faceclaim: Shira KleinÂ
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yn_oward just posted
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yn_oward what do you mean this doofus got to drive an f1 car on our home turf??? heâs going to be unbearable after thisÂ
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patriciooward photographic evidence as to why i am the favourite childÂ
â yn_oward âoo i can drive cars fast. i can pull off the colour orangeâ yeah, well, i can down a pitcher of mojitos in 6 seconds
â elbaoward pride and joy of the familyÂ
olliebearman only you could turn a post about your brother into a shameless selfie share
â yn_oward but how hot am iÂ
â olliebearman i fear thereâs no safe way to answer thisÂ
â user1 every day ollie wonders why he chose to befriend y/n
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liamlawson30 what do you mean you were in the paddock and didnât come and say hello?Â
â user2 why would she?
â user3 because they were friends growing up
â yn_oward i couldn't get away from my fans (pato)
â patriciooward nurse, she got out againÂ
liamlawson30 just posted
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liamlawson30 mexican madness
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user4 excuse me, mr lawson, sir. is that a woman??Â
yukitsunoda0511 that angle does me dirty. why do i look so small?
â visacashapprb i think thereâs something we need to tell youâŠÂ
user5 iâm confused. did anyone else know he was in a relationship?
user6 is this what gen z call a soft launch?Â
yn_oward youâre strong enough to carry a woman? those noodle arms look like theyâd snapÂ
â liamlawson30 iâm going to pretend like that didnât hurt my feelings
â user7 this feels flirtatious to meÂ
â user8 and pato liked this post??Â
olliebearman another victim of the âmy legs are tiredâ club, i seeÂ
â user9 you know this woman?
â user10 quick, someone make a list of potential peopleÂ
jackdoohan oh itâs finally happeningÂ
â user11 what do you know
â user12 let us inÂ
yn_oward just posted
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yn_oward autumn dump đđ
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patriciooward i have a reputation to maintain. take this down. i am a serious athleteÂ
â arrowmclaren weâve already passed this on to your trainer
user1 why is no one else commenting on the hoodie photoÂ
â patriciooward because we are disgusted and trying to ignore itÂ
â user2 i think itâs hotÂ
user3 so her brother only gets one pic, her bestie only gets one pic but her soft launch gets two!!Â
â user4 y/nâs man, reveal yourself!Â
liamlawson30 it looks like youâre trying to smother that manÂ
â yn_oward i can assure you, he enjoyed it
â patriciooward ewwwww
olliebearman the pinata deserved it!
â yn_oward if i remember correctly, you didnât end up breaking it
â olliebearman youâre next đđ»
â patriciooward get her ass
â yn_oward why does your social media never get taken away from you. @/arrowmclaren do betterÂ
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f1wags breaking news! y/n oâward was caught coming out of liam lawsonâs garage during the mexican grand prix. the newest f1 driver was snapped pulling her back for a kiss goodbyeÂ
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user5 he pulled her???
user6 i think liam should release a manual on how to convince a girl wayyyy out of your league to date youÂ
user7 not charles liking this. heâs such a gossip girlÂ
â user8 i bet he sent it to pierre
user9 so this is why they were soft launching around the same time
â user10 i just thought it was coincidentalÂ
â user11 thatâs because no one thought the cars maniac could pull y/n oâwardÂ
user12 pato liked this đ
user13 why is everyone acting like liam lawson ainât fine??
â user14 what iâm saying! y/n oâward is panty dropping but liam is hella fine as well
â user15 i think if he had a different haircut, it would be over for the rest of the gridÂ
yn_oward hey look ma, i made itÂ
yn_oward and everyone thought pato was the famous siblingÂ
â olliebearman this is your only reaction to this?Â
patriciooward just posted
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patriciooward yes, they are disgustingly sweet together. i have suffered for the past 3 years so now you lot can tooÂ
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elbaoward i hope you had permission to post these, pato
â patriciooward why? itâs not like they havenât been caught already. everyone knows. sheâs a pinned post on f1 wagsÂ
â yn_oward iâm a famous ladyÂ
olliebearman these are the nice photos btw, guys. i have ones of them fighting each other
â user1 we need to see these as well
â yn_oward i am a lady. i am polite and docile
â liamlawson30 baby, theyâve all seen photos that indicate otherwise
visacashapprb itâs nice to see pictures that donât include y/n trying to climb liam like a treeÂ
â patriciooward that is not a comment i want to see ever againÂ
yn_oward i knew you secretly liked us because these candids are so cute. wtf pato. i didnât know you were capable of nicenessÂ
â patriciooward why have you misinterpreted the point of this point. iâm trying to embarras youÂ
â yn_oward you love me, and my boyfriendÂ
â liamlawson30 iâm really feeling the love bro. a whole post dedicated to usÂ
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yn_oward usually when your man gets a haircut without telling you, it ruins your sex drive. that was not the case today
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olliebearman i donât think we should be friends if youâre going to continue this wayÂ
â jackdoohan i second that because bleurghÂ
kimi.antonelli i miss when i couldn't read
â yn_oward i didnât know you were old enough to know how toÂ
patriciooward ew. ew. ew. ew. ew
â patriciooward just ew
â patriciooward blocked, deleted, removed
â patriciooward iâm going to go and pluck out my own eyeballs
â arrowmclaren no. you need them to raceÂ
redbullracing weâre going to need to have a chat about prÂ
â yn_oward crap. @/liamlawson30 either you quit or we break upÂ
â liamlawson30 nice try, babe. based on the way you threw yourself at me when i walked through the door, i donât think youâll let me goÂ
â redbullracing weâre going to need to have a chat about prÂ
Land Of The Free | Logan Sargeant x Verstappen! Reader
Summary:Â Logan is just minding his business, quietly going about his life, secretly loving Max Verstappen's younger sister. Until the day he posts her in one of his Williams shirts.
yn_verstap who decided skiing was a holiday, i want to have a word with their managerÂ
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maxverstappen1 watching you get a face full of snow was the highlight of my week
â yn_verstap watching you lose a race is the highlight of my week
â maxverstappen1 you take that back or iâm telling mama
kellypiquet just means you can keep me company whilst P and max skiÂ
â yn_verstap perfect. iâll order the hot chocolatesÂ
user1 okay but thatâs such a pretty sunsetÂ
â user2 itâs never an y/n aesthetic post without a sunsetÂ
logansargeant those gloves make you look like you have gauze pawsÂ
â yn_verstap okay callie torres. i regret showing you greyâs anatomy
â user3 since when were they friends?
â user4 she talks to him in the paddock all the time
user5 the matching outfits P and kelly have are so cuteÂ
â kellypiquet max was meant to as well but he refused so we gave y/n his beanie
â yn_verstap just call me mr steal ya girlÂ
â maxverstappen1 how do i disown youÂ
â victoriaverstappen y/n and i have been trying to figure that out for years Â
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logansargeant ski you laterÂ
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user6 i swear all the drivers go skiing for winter breakÂ
user7 omg logan is skiing at the same as y/n verstappen. is he with her?
â user8 no. sheâs with max, kelly and p
â user9 charles is also skiing, that doesnât automatically mean heâs with them. can we stop pushing this agenda
alex_albon why are you stood like a roblox characterÂ
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user10 okay but that sunset is almost identical to y/nâsÂ
â user11 wow itâs almost like the sun is the sameÂ
williamsracing rest and refreshÂ
â user12 gtfoÂ
daltonsargeant love how obvious your photographerâs shadow is. did you sit and go âtake a pic of me?â
â logansargeant living my instagram model dreams
â user13 can anyone tell if that shadow is a woman or a man?
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yn_verstap just posted
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yn_verstap goed om thuis te zijn (good to be home)
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sophiekumpen you better come home whilst youâre here
â yn_verstap i am literally in your driveway. unlock the door
â user1 she has such younger sibling energyÂ
â maxverstappen1 yeah, she gets away with everythingÂ
â yn_verstap shut up, golden childÂ
alexandrasaintmleux pretty pretty girlÂ
redbullracing excuse me. whereâs our garage? canât feel like home without usÂ
â yn_verstap @/maxverstappen1 theyâre stalking me againÂ
user2 max got the racing genes but y/n got the pretty genes
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victoriaverstappen donât forget you owe me lunch
â yn_verstap geez i canât catch a break round here
â victoriaverstappen iâll bring my boys
â yn_verstap on my way !Â
â user3 love how family oriented she isÂ
landonorris i thought you had hayfever
â yn_verstap hayfever is for weak đȘ
â logansargeant you were literally crying. there was mascara running down your cheeksÂ
â yn_verstap gotta commit to the aestheticÂ
alex_albon you were with logan? he told me was busyÂ
â yn_verstap he needed a tour guide. are you belgian? noÂ
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logansargeant ready for one last push before the summer breakÂ
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user4 excuse me, is that a woman?
â user5 excuse me, is that y/n verstappen?Â
alex_albon um, mate, i donât think you meant to post that last picÂ
kylekirkwood oh brother, you are in dangerÂ
daltonsargeant lo, you might need to recheck this postÂ
user6 y/n verstappen!Â
user7 i knew this was happening but people tried to say i was crazy
williamsracing i think we need to have another chat about using social mediaÂ
charles_leclerc someone film maxâs reaction to this for me, please
â user8 ha, heâs so messyÂ
user9 i literally called this back on his skiing post and i was accused of pushing an agenda
user10 um, guys, i have a paddock pass and iâve just heard a really loud yell come from the rbr garage?? i think this might be related
maxverstappen1 what are you doing with my sister!!Â
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yn_verstap just posted
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yn_verstap oops, looks like i forgot to tell people about my relationship with loganÂ
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maxverstappen1 oh, so iâm just people nowÂ
â daltonsargeant not to rub it in but i knewÂ
â user11 uh oh weâve got the girls fighting in the commentsÂ
â logansargeant itâs only because you walked in on us, and i donât have to worry about you driving me off the trackÂ
user12 omg the fact that theyâve been together or friends for so long that he was with her during the short hair era and now itâs grown past her shoulders
user13 the matching pjs!Â
user14 the matching disney shirts!Â
â user15 california?
â logansargeant obviously. making an american out of herÂ
â maxverstappen1 donât you dare. sheâs belgian-dutch!Â
â victoriaverstappen donât piss off our mother before youâve even met her
â sophiekumpen met, loved, and approved. but she will never be american
â yn_verstap and the home of the brraaavvvveeeee
â maxverstappen1 disowned
oscarpiastri urgh youâre one of those couples. sickeningly, disgustingly in love, reminding us all that weâre alone and sadÂ