-- " it's amazing how quick things can go from bad to total shit storm. "
-- " I survive because I play it safe and I follow the rules. "
-- " I've always been kind of a loner. "
-- " you almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. "
-- " one and done I always say... - I said that once. "
-- " wanna stick together? at least for a while. "
-- " I can tell already you are gonna get on my nerves. "
-- " you fucking with me? "
-- " you should actually limber up too. "
-- " I hate coconut. not the taste, the consistency. "
-- " when you're afraid of everything out there, you quit going out there. "
-- " I don't normally unlock my door to the sound of panic. "
-- " so uh, tell me what happened? "
-- " I didn't even tell you the worst part. "
-- " sorry, i'm just so scared. "
-- " the point is, i'm here for you. "
-- " I had always, my whole life wanted to brush a girl's hair over her ear. "
-- " oh my god, I am so fucking sorry. "
-- " the first time I let a girl into my life and she tries to eat me. "
-- " you wanna feel how hard I can punch? "
-- " I worry about you. "
-- " time to nut up or shut up. "
-- " you gotta purty mouth. "
-- " you're incredible. "
-- " come quick. "
-- " someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it. "
-- " when in doubt, know your way out. "
-- " don't talk about me like i'm not here! "
-- " we already said goodbye but we don't have a gun. "
-- " wait wait wait... i'll do it. "
-- " those guys were dumb. "
-- " I want my caddy back! "
-- " you think you two of us are smart enough to come up with a con like that? "
-- " you are scary happy. "
-- " you gotta enjoy the little things. "
-- " you got taken hostage by a twelve year old? "
-- " you made someone very happy. "
-- " that place totally blows- my mind... "
-- " I may not shoot you but you have still royally pissed me off. "
-- " it's tough growing up. "
-- " oh my god. you're thinking about fucking ___. "
-- " ok, let me begin my three part apology. "
-- " whoa this place is incredible. "
-- " hello, inside voices. at least until we know we're alone! "
-- " dibs on the bed. "
-- " if she had a type, if you can have a type... what would that be? "
-- " he's like a little bunny. "
-- " is that how you say hello where you come from? "
-- " you think you might pull through? "
-- " that's my bad, I was never a good practical joker. "
-- " so do you have any regrets? "
-- " you want some purell? "
-- " I wasn't the only one running from something. "
-- " exhale slowly, and pull the trigger. "
-- " don't make me drink alone. "
-- " you jealous of ___? "
-- " those bitches! "
-- " I don't even know your name, but this is actually nice. "
-- " I mean you have the guts of a guppy, but I could hit that. "
-- " you are like a giant cock-blocking robot like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. "
-- " trust no one, just you and me. "
-- " this is the problem getting attached to someone. "
-- " hey, you weren't exactly gonna score anyway. "
-- " look, you ever read that book 'she just not that into you'? "
-- " I'm not great at farewells so uh, that'll do pig. "
-- " finally got to first base, not bad. "
-- " oh god.. words can not express. "
-- " too soon. "
-- " without other people, you might as well be a zombie. "
